XIII
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Post by XIII on Mar 11, 2023 20:12:59 GMT -5
Honestly they should probably try to move Shotzi to an announcer/interviewer/manager role, because she's just not good in the ring and it's not really fair for everyone else to have to carry her to something passable every time out. She was great as the Halloween Havoc host so I'm sure that they could find a spot for her.
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champchumpchange
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Post by champchumpchange on Mar 11, 2023 21:23:02 GMT -5
Shotzi is and has been dogshit
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 11, 2023 21:55:13 GMT -5
Honestly they should probably try to move Shotzi to an announcer/interviewer/manager role, because she's just not good in the ring and it's not really fair for everyone else to have to carry her to something passable every time out. She was great as the Halloween Havoc host so I'm sure that they could find a spot for her. Yeah I think she'd kill it as a interviewer/host/manager role. Hell give her a Luna Vachon type spot. Unique presentation who understands her character, and can be used to manage people who could use a good mouthpiece, and also be capable of taking basic "manager bumps/run interference" when needed. I mean she's a walking Halloween action figure (now comes with tank and helmet!). Capitalize on that. |
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 12, 2023 13:44:49 GMT -5
I want her back in NXT so much. Shotzi taking Von Wagner from Stone and turning him into a horror movie monster would be the greatest wrestling angle of all time.
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Post by mistery on Mar 12, 2023 14:38:07 GMT -5
Part of the blame is on Shotzi but questions should also be asked about Charlotte as well, because she's arguably the most inconsistent performer in the WWE Women's Division. You will either get a good match from her, or an outright terrible one, there's no middle ground. It also doesn't help that it's VERY clear when Charlotte doesn't give a damn about something, she'll sandbag people or never make them look good.
Shotzi is just sloppy in general.
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Post by saneiac on Mar 12, 2023 15:44:57 GMT -5
One of Shotzi's earliest Smackdown matches (maybe even her first?) was against Charlotte, and it was a pretty darn good match. But when you have two inconsistent performers in the ring together, you don't know if you're getting pretty darn good or total shit on any given night.
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Post by john84 on Mar 12, 2023 18:09:26 GMT -5
I want her back in NXT so much. Shotzi taking Von Wagner from Stone and turning him into a horror movie monster would be the greatest wrestling angle of all time. She could be Morticia, Von could be Lurch. I guess Stone could be Gomez. No idea who'd be Uncle Fester yet. Grandma Frump too for that matter.  |
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Mar 12, 2023 21:09:20 GMT -5
I want her back in NXT so much. Shotzi taking Von Wagner from Stone and turning him into a horror movie monster would be the greatest wrestling angle of all time. She could be Morticia, Von could be Lurch. I guess Stone could be Gomez. No idea who'd be Uncle Fester yet. Grandma Frump too for that matter. Von and Shotzi for Herman and Lily Munster. Stone ends up as Grandpa (to his chagrin). Then just roll in the money. |
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 12, 2023 22:09:02 GMT -5
One of Shotzi's earliest Smackdown matches (maybe even her first?) was against Charlotte, and it was a pretty darn good match. But when you have two inconsistent performers in the ring together, you don't know if you're getting pretty darn good or total shit on any given night. I think that one was helped by being heel/face, but it was much better yes. Also showed crowds liking Shotzi right before a poorly timed heel turn (and getting punked at every turn by Sasha) killed her credibility. |
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Post by poodoojenkins on Mar 13, 2023 11:03:13 GMT -5
Shotzi f***ing sucks. Always has, always will. Why she was ever signed in the first place is the biggest question that needs to be asked.
She's the textbook definition of cringelord and exceptionally untalented in the ring.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 13, 2023 11:30:26 GMT -5
She could be Morticia, Von could be Lurch. I guess Stone could be Gomez. No idea who'd be Uncle Fester yet. Grandma Frump too for that matter. Von and Shotzi for Herman and Lily Munster. Stone ends up as Grandpa (to his chagrin). Then just roll in the money. If I had any kind of photoshop skills I'd make a poster for a movie with her, Von and Stone called BLOODY CUM TUESDAY. |
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Post by CubsFan71 on Mar 13, 2023 15:56:03 GMT -5
Yeah that’s pretty bad. But then again, if you aren’t Charlotte, Bianca, or Ronda, why bother trying? |
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Post by XIII on Mar 13, 2023 16:54:21 GMT -5
Von and Shotzi for Herman and Lily Munster. Stone ends up as Grandpa (to his chagrin). Then just roll in the money. If I had any kind of photoshop skills I'd make a poster for a movie with her, Von and Stone called BLOODY CUM TUESDAY.  |
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 13, 2023 16:56:13 GMT -5
If I had any kind of photoshop skills I'd make a poster for a movie with her, Von and Stone called BLOODY CUM TUESDAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S BEAUTIFUL 😭 |
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