tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Mar 13, 2023 20:28:46 GMT -5
And so Austin Theory is working to get a penis enhancement surgery just to spite John Cena.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 13, 2023 20:29:56 GMT -5
This makes me wanna see Tez beat Theory at Mania way more than the Cena shit tbh
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:01 GMT -5
Montez will respond by just crotch chopping Theory.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:02 GMT -5
Theory dressed like he's going to star in a late 90s R&B video. Yeah, he was definitely practicing 'I'm Gonna Sex You Up' before the cameras started filming
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:16 GMT -5
Budget cuts coming. source: Austin Theory
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:17 GMT -5
Theoryβs promo voice is so fxxxing annoying. lol
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john84
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Post by john84 on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:21 GMT -5
Maybe Isla and Alba will bring her back to life with one of their fewl mewn ritchals. Isla: "We'll bring you to life!" Roxanne, despite being dead: "WAKE ME UP! I CAN'T WAKE UP! SAAVE MAY!" As requested, Roxanne's new theme song shall be
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:31 GMT -5
Hollywood is gonna go down on Roman Reigns!!!! "That doesn't work for me, brother!", says a voice in the distance...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:34 GMT -5
And so Austin Theory is working to get a penis enhancement surgery just to spite John Cena. They don't work, let me tell you... I've said too much
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:42 GMT -5
Theory trying to break up the Street Profits.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:42 GMT -5
Can we make it Theory vs Montez vs Cena?
It'd be infinitely more interesting
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Post by mistery on Mar 13, 2023 20:30:53 GMT -5
Austin Theory is so outstandingly bland.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:00 GMT -5
This was their best take?
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:05 GMT -5
Theoryβs promo voice is so fxxxing annoying. lol Despite that, he managed to only be the second most annoying man on screen because Montez Ford exists.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:26 GMT -5
One of the most steady HHH booking things I feel like is inching towards the Street Profits split. I can picture the moment after the credits card where they're both standing by each other and surely one won't betray the other already lol
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:38 GMT -5
Austin "Nobody Cares" Theory
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:44 GMT -5
Theory out here spitting facts. All Tez does is act way too over the top and goof off. Iβd prefer to see a heel Street Profits for once.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 13, 2023 20:31:48 GMT -5
This was their best take?
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 13, 2023 20:32:02 GMT -5
"What if we give him a fancier entrance? That will balance out what Cena said right?"
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Mar 13, 2023 20:32:03 GMT -5
Isla: "We'll bring you to life!" Roxanne, despite being dead: "WAKE ME UP! I CAN'T WAKE UP! SAAVE MAY!" As requested, Roxanne's new theme song shall be They try to revive Roxanne but they end up summoning Cora Jade instead...
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