Tomorrow is St. Paddy’s Day. The biggest drinking day…

[fg]

…of the year. Who are the designated drivers?

If you decide to become a beer baron and make your own beer in the basement, remember this line: “We are patriots. Like all those people in jail.”

If you decide to become a beer baron and your beer making machines starts exploding, don’t think you can fool your wife by saying that YOU are making those noises especially when you SAY KABLAMO!

Remember as always. Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

I am leaving this post. If I am not back, avenge my death.

[Spider2024]

[agent817]

[fg]

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

[MolotovMocktail]

If you’re talking about root beer, I’m guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged.

[fg]

With face pressed against the glass: “Hello fishies.”

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mar 16, 2023 20:48:26 GMT -5 fg said:

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

You should be more concerned about how he’s watching himself get drunk Live on TV from his couch.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mar 16, 2023 20:48:26 GMT -5 fg said:

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

You should be more concerned about how he’s watching himself get drunk Live on TV from his couch.

[Banjo Is Broken]

I can't wait to see all the eggs that the Leprechauns leave under the tree tomorrow morning and eat all that candy they stuff inside the turkey!

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

>_> <_< Paddy's

[dirtyoldman]

Mar 16, 2023 20:48:26 GMT -5 fg said:

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

You just commited the carnidnal sin. Be ashamed you plastic Paddy

[Sephiroth]

**** you lucky charms!

[Hypnosis]

Mar 17, 2023 10:51:36 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

**** you lucky charms!

That sounds like something Ronda Rousey would say to Becky Lynch if WWE were TV-MA.

[Alexander The So-so]

It just so happened that last night, I got some kind of food poisoning or stomach flu and was up all night using the toilet to capture a wide variety of expelled bodily fluids. So, I’m pretty dehydrated and miserable today; no drinking or corned beef and cabbage for me.

[fg]

Mar 16, 2023 22:07:43 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Mar 16, 2023 20:48:26 GMT -5 fg said:

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

You should be more concerned about how he’s watching himself get drunk Live on TV from his couch.

I always assumed that he was watching taped footage from earlier that day on Channel 6.

[fg]

Mar 16, 2023 22:07:43 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Mar 16, 2023 20:48:26 GMT -5 fg said:

I love how Bart is at school on St. pattys Day and minutes later, he’s at the morning St. pattys Day with Marge.

You should be more concerned about how he’s watching himself get drunk Live on TV from his couch.

I always assumed that he was watching taped footage from earlier in the day on channel 6.

[Glitch]

I just like how both Irish sides have a leprechaun.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

I'm wearing something with green colours, and I'm four beers deep.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

All I'm going to say is that Guinness in a can tastes like watery arse.

Murphy's Irish red should be considered the true pride of mainstream Irish beer.