Wolf at the Gate Moments

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Pretty much I mean moments in your life when you just managed to get out of something or achieve something in the nick of time.

Inspired by me narrowly avoiding a chatterbox on my way to work. If I ran into him he probably would’ve made me 20 minutes late to work. But as he was getting off the elevator, I took the stairs.

[Sephiroth]

One of the very few times in my life a woman came on to me, it was a particular lady I had no interest in so I declined. I found out not long after that a couple other guys she had been with had come to regret it for very unfortunate reasons. I don’t think I need to elaborate more.

[CMWaters]

There was the one time at an old job I heard the manager asking people if they could stay late at the end of my shift. He didn't get to me before I clocked out and snuck out the back door.