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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 30, 2023 7:33:31 GMT -5
Stephanie: Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected... Vince: But that's not why people watch WWE. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared, damnit!
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 30, 2023 7:39:19 GMT -5
Jinder: "You know, I was WWE Champion once."
Roman: "I saw. You were doing well until everyone stopped watching."
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 30, 2023 7:44:29 GMT -5
Dr. Amann: "This is the perfect chance to try out my new anti-pressure pills"
Punk: "I can't swallow that"
Dr. Amann: "Well good news: it's a suppository"
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 30, 2023 7:47:35 GMT -5
Vince : Kevin, can you save the WWE Brand?
KO: Of course, but it'll cost you. First, I'll need tenure.
Vince: Done.
KO: And a big hugeass check.
Vince: You got it.
KO: Also, access to booking, creative control and five NXT wrestlers, at least three of them amateur guys.
Vince: All right, done. What's your plan?
KO: What plan? I'm set for life. Au revoir, suckers!
Nick Kahn: That rat! Do something!
Vince: I wish I could, but he's got tenure.
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 30, 2023 7:55:06 GMT -5
*3 jobbers before an Omos squash*
"Alright gentlemen, this is what we've been training all yesterday afternoon for!"
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Bray Wyatt: "I am the man with no name....Bray Wyatt"
*last post I promise*
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 30, 2023 7:55:30 GMT -5
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Mar 30, 2023 7:57:59 GMT -5
Don't know who this would be about or by, but:
"There. Now he's trapped in an angle I wrote, a crummy feud full of plotholes and booking errors!"
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Post by thechase on Mar 30, 2023 7:59:16 GMT -5
Don't know who this would be about or by, but: "There. Now he's trapped in an angle I wrote, a crummy feud full of plotholes and booking errors!" Literally Bray or Russo.
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 30, 2023 9:25:33 GMT -5
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,325
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 30, 2023 10:57:39 GMT -5
*Seymour the dog waiting outside WWE hq for it to be fun to watch again*
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 30, 2023 12:35:53 GMT -5
After the Bloodline disrupts another Raw:
Cody: This will not stand! I'll take you on you tribal turkeys.
Roman: You blondie? Wiseman, laugh derisively at him.
Heyman: Ha ha. Ha ha.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 30, 2023 14:15:53 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes: I'm sorry, Sami, but WWE stopped making their original ice cream bars, not that glorified ice cream sandwich crap, in the early 2000s.
Sami Zayn: Wha?
Cody: Oh, my, yes. The Good Humor factory equipment broke down due to overproduction ...just about the time you crossed the border from Montreal, Kevin.
Kevin Owens: I'm not on trial here.
Sami: So, none of you have ever had a real WWE Ice Cream Bar? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They had a cookie wafer front and chocolate back and melted in your mouth...
Kevin: Okay, okay! I admit it! I ate them all! I kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! I’m sorry!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Mar 30, 2023 18:57:06 GMT -5
Roman: Jey, I'm feeling the Tribal Chief's Itch.
Jey: I'll get the powder, uce.
"But they make fun women's wrestling!"
"WHAT!? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to perform springboard corkscrew planchas!?"
"Yes, they still laugh!"
"DEATH!"
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Mar 30, 2023 21:31:12 GMT -5
Rhea: The women wrestlers are great athletes!
Vince: Are they hot?
Rhea: That doesn’t matter
Vince: In other words no
*Gets club to the head*
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 30, 2023 22:54:12 GMT -5
Stephanie; But you said you were retired!
Vince; No, duplicate me said that. See, I had to be sure that he wouldn’t try to weasel his way back in like I would and did, so I created him with a tragic weakness, artistic integrity.
HHH; of course! How could we have thought a guy with integrity was you for even a second?
Vince; Because you’re idiots
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 31, 2023 0:28:55 GMT -5
since the Page 54 glitch affected this Sub too posting this here is techncally correct...
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 31, 2023 3:50:13 GMT -5
Vince: Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.
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Post by Andew9001 on Mar 31, 2023 4:21:39 GMT -5
Stephanie: You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
-Vince returns to the board-
Stephanie: Aahheh my spirit!
-resigns-
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,325
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 31, 2023 6:13:29 GMT -5
These ice cream bars are flavorless and I peasant! This angers and infuriates us!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 31, 2023 9:00:53 GMT -5
Vince: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? WWE Executive: Yes. You gave me fifty thousand dollars and some candy. Vince: And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
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