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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 29, 2023 12:19:03 GMT -5
The reoccurring Simpsons WWE thread still pops up, but this one must’ve missed a rotation or two. You know what to do.
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Vince McMahon: That's it! I’m forcing you to resign, and don't expect me to grant a pardon like that sissy, Tony Khan.
Stephanie McMahon: You'll never force anyone to resign because you'll never be put back in charge of WWE. The WWE fans aren't the pea-brained idiots they were in your time.
Vince McMahon: Oh, no? Well, listen here, Steph. Our audience may be a fraction of what it was in 1998, but the average WWE fan is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become more bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept back in charge, I'll sell our roster’s organs for Saudi blood money and I'll go into NXT at night and wreck up the place! *laughs maniacally*
HHH: Well, he lost my vote.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Mar 29, 2023 12:38:01 GMT -5
Austin Theory with the megaphone pointed backwards at his face: ATTENTION A-TOWN DOWNERS. STOP ACTING SO STUPID. Lyra Valkerie:
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 29, 2023 15:26:05 GMT -5
*Back in 2002*
HHH: Oh, so no War Games for Hunter huh, old man?! I'll make my own War Games! With Blackjack! And Hookers!!
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 29, 2023 15:48:32 GMT -5
Mustafa Ali: "I'm gonna jump!"
The locker room: "No don't do it"
Dolph Ziggler: "Do a flip!"
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Post by Error on Mar 29, 2023 20:16:00 GMT -5
Vince: What are those horrible creatures out there?
Hunter: Those are our fans, they pay for our shows.
Vince: Tell them I hate them!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 29, 2023 20:32:42 GMT -5
Vince: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘X’ makes it sound cool
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 29, 2023 20:37:34 GMT -5
Becky Lynch: You win again, gravity.
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Mar 29, 2023 23:36:35 GMT -5
Steph: It says right here nobody can run the wwe twice!
Vince’s head at the podium: That’s right, noBODY but as you can see I have a shiny new robot body! HA HA HA!
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 30, 2023 0:03:18 GMT -5
Gunther: I WILL DESTROY YOU! [beat] And stop calling me! Dolph: So I said, 'see you at the fight'.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 30, 2023 0:33:42 GMT -5
Steph: It says right here nobody can run the wwe twice! Vince’s head at the podium: That’s right, noBODY but as you can see I have a shiny new robot body! HA HA HA! HHH: Please, Mr. McMahon we're appealing to your sense of decency. *Entire room, including Vince, bursts out laughing* Vince McMahon: Very good! Seriously, though, I'm never giving up this company. Now, beat it, before I get WCW on your asses!
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 30, 2023 1:14:57 GMT -5
Steph: It says right here nobody can run the wwe twice! Vince’s head at the podium: That’s right, noBODY but as you can see I have a shiny new robot body! HA HA HA! HHH: Please, Mr. McMahon we're appealing to your sense of decency. *Entire room, including Vince, bursts out laughing* Vince McMahon: Very good! Seriously, though, I'm never giving up this company. Now, beat it, before I get WCW on your asses!
Vince: I'm meeting you drugged-up hippies half-way! [starts strumming a guitar] I got some advice I finally Have to say Stand Back stand Back!
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knightboat
Unicron
The Snake Roberts Ruined My Wedding
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Post by knightboat on Mar 30, 2023 1:28:08 GMT -5
Shane McMahon is hyping up the Smackdown troops before an invasion of Raw.
Becky Lynch: Just so we know, who's the enemy?
SHANE: A valid question. We know nothing about their language their history, or what they look like but we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.
Dolph Ziggler: They look like dorks! *Held back by the New Day.*
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 30, 2023 1:31:07 GMT -5
Shane McMahon is hyping up the Smackdown troops before an invasion of Raw. Becky Lynch: Just so we know, who's the enemy? SHANE: A valid question. We know nothing about their language their history, or what they look like but we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks. Dolph Ziggler: They look like dorks! *Held back by the New Day.*
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Post by thechase on Mar 30, 2023 2:07:03 GMT -5
April 1st
Lashley: Alright, it's Saturday Night, I have no match, I've got a two litre bottle of stacker 2 and my all rush mixtape. Let's rock!
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schma
El Dandy
Who are you to doubt me?
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Post by schma on Mar 30, 2023 2:45:53 GMT -5
Lillian Garcia on her kayfabe relationship with Viscera: Death by snu snu!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 30, 2023 4:08:09 GMT -5
* Vince to Shane at 2022 Royal Rumble *
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 30, 2023 5:42:26 GMT -5
HHH: Please, Mr. McMahon we're appealing to your sense of decency. *Entire room, including Vince, bursts out laughing* Vince McMahon: Very good! Seriously, though, I'm never giving up this company. Now, beat it, before I get WCW on your asses! Vince: I'm meeting you drugged-up hippies half-way! [starts strumming a guitar] I got some advice I finally Have to say Stand Back stand Back!
HHH: Give up the company, you two-bit thief! Vince: Now, look here, you steroid abusing wash out. I built this company and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little grandchildren. *Stephanie and HHH’s youngest child giggles* Vince: SHUT UP, DAMN IT!
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Mar 30, 2023 6:37:52 GMT -5
Seth: If I don’t make it..Tell my wife hello
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 30, 2023 7:22:18 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio: "Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
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Vince: "What the hell is that thing?
HHH: "It appears to be AEW"
Vince: "Then what the hell did we just blow up?"
HHH: "The Impact Zone"
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Mar 30, 2023 7:26:12 GMT -5
Dom: Finn, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!
Fin: UGH!
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