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Post by 67 more on Apr 8, 2023 5:44:40 GMT -5
I know the FBI would say, "What you hear is all hearsay" Wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong He kind of does sometimes. His commentary about Jack Perry's body can be just as uncomfortable. Let's not pretend here, JR clearly wants to suck Wardlow's dick BOOM BOOM I'D RATHER HAVE BIG WARDADDY SLAP MY ASS THE FAT LADY'S SINGING NOW Jesus Christ, I just haunted myself with that mental image
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Apr 8, 2023 7:13:48 GMT -5
Just remember, it could've been worse. It could've been 18 year old Billie Starkz vs. 99 pound Riho.
Also, in the thread I joked if Billie would get teased by her classmates over the spanking spot. The answer is no, not if any of them listened to JR's commentary lol
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 8, 2023 8:47:10 GMT -5
In theory, it totally makes sense for an announcer to point out her age. It's incredibly rare for someone her age to be in that sort of position. Soccer commentators do the same when 16 year olds come on and do something spectacular. The issue is when JR does it and does it repeatedly...it just feels very weird.
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 8, 2023 9:38:15 GMT -5
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Post by Jindrak Mark on Apr 8, 2023 10:28:03 GMT -5
Being around Lawler all those years is catching up.
I had to unfollow JR on Twitter a year or so ago because his likes/retweets of those creepy "WWE/AEW Nude" style Twitter accounts kept popping up on my timeline. The man is horny in his old age and probably just sees the photos and hits like without looking any further but the creepy comments those accounts add too would make me feel uncomfortable to know a co-worker was promoting that kind of thing. And not just any co-worker, I think JR technically has some kind of executive/senior advisor role.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 8, 2023 15:00:42 GMT -5
When you find out she's 18:
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Post by cassonova on Apr 8, 2023 15:05:13 GMT -5
When you find out she's 18: That's not what they meant by New Year's Smash, JR.
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Apr 8, 2023 15:09:50 GMT -5
I kept waiting for Chris Hansen to pop around the corner and tell JR to take a seat over there
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Post by Cyno on Apr 8, 2023 15:10:38 GMT -5
Someone should distract JR with a shiny object when it's time to commentate for women's matches. Dude just sounds so... creepy talking about them.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 8, 2023 15:25:42 GMT -5
I thought he was an Anna Jay simp.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Apr 8, 2023 16:08:04 GMT -5
I’ve in the past tried to be respectful when discussing JR because the guy is a legend and deserves the respect as s guy who was as good as he was but the dude sucks these days plain and simple
I get work is what he throws his energy into to keep himself occupied but it doesn’t come across in his work. It’s either weird comments or he’s waiting to throw a s****y one liner in. He does not enhance the product or add anything to a segment or story he comments on
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Post by THE FVNKER on Apr 8, 2023 16:20:45 GMT -5
I’ve in the past tried to be respectful when discussing JR because the guy is a legend and deserves the respect as s guy who was as good as he was but the dude sucks these days plain and simple I get work is what he throws his energy into to keep himself occupied but it doesn’t come across in his work. It’s either weird comments or he’s waiting to throw a s****y one liner in. He does not enhance the product or add anything to a segment or story he comments on I've tried to stay away from shitting on him too, for that very reason, but.. he does have this weird way of saying the most "what?" shit in the world. You catch him just sucking the air out of the room at times.
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Post by mystermystery on Apr 8, 2023 19:18:28 GMT -5
JR's weird age obsession reminds me of a lot of age conversation with one of the people who work at the grocery store. Dude is fifty and obsessed with every 20 year old who enters the NFL.
I have so much respect for JR and I like the idea of using him on commentary for special events because it prevents long periods of awkwardness. There was the one spot in the Falls Count Anywhere match where Hook did the Twist of Fate and JR called it a DDT. When Excaliber called it the Twist of Fate, JR replied "I thought that looked more like a DDT to me but I understand what you're saying." only for Tony to finally step in and say "Matt Hardy's move right there. That's what it was." and JR finally relents "Indeed it was..."
So, JR can get herded sometimes but I've noticed it usually has to be Tony who does it, probably a respect thing.
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Post by XIII on Apr 8, 2023 19:24:33 GMT -5
I’ve in the past tried to be respectful when discussing JR because the guy is a legend and deserves the respect as s guy who was as good as he was but the dude sucks these days plain and simple I get work is what he throws his energy into to keep himself occupied but it doesn’t come across in his work. It’s either weird comments or he’s waiting to throw a s****y one liner in. He does not enhance the product or add anything to a segment or story he comments on OC does something. JR: “he reminds me of the Nature Boy” rest of commentary just no sells it and moves along. Dude is awful these days.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Apr 8, 2023 20:36:12 GMT -5
JR better thank his lucky stars I'm not on commentary during Hook's matches. What's good for the goose...
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Post by defectiveepitaph on Apr 9, 2023 19:57:53 GMT -5
Just remember, it could've been worse. It could've been 18 year old Billie Starkz vs. 99 pound Riho. Don’t you dare put that out into the ether.
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Post by rajaah on Apr 10, 2023 11:36:44 GMT -5
I swear all the internet wants to do is shit on everything. JR is not doing a bad job at all. People just waiting to jump down his throat at any slip up. Chill the f*** out. We were all having fun in the live thread and I wanted to commemorate that here but ok no more of that thank you for your input! You did nothing wrong. Compared to all the actual internet negativity out there, this thread is clearly good-natured and fun. ...that said, JR kinda does need to retire.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 10, 2023 12:07:00 GMT -5
I didn't watch the show so I'm curious. Did JR sound like, actually legitimately lecherous about it or are people just having fun?
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Apr 10, 2023 12:12:58 GMT -5
I didn't watch the show so I'm curious. Did JR sound like, actually legitimately lecherous about it or are people just having fun? It was less lecherous and more "pick something new to say already." Very similar to the "98 pound Riho," where it's not even a bad thing to bring up, but it's really annoying to hear it hammered in for the entire length of a match.
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Post by celtics543 on Apr 10, 2023 13:29:09 GMT -5
Similar to 20 year old Kenny?
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