coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 12, 2023 23:44:24 GMT -5
i have no idea if this even gets any traction but I'm half-asleep and this concept is amazing to me so let's go
John Cena: "my resume; page 1 ; "IM A JEANS MAN, FIRST AND FOREMOST" in 42pt. rosewood font. page 2 is the bible"
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Doctor: you have a hoof growing in your brain. like a goat's hoof. its horrifying, unprecedented & fatal
Riddle: is it true they do 420 in hhere
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AJ Styles: "big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the f***."
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Apr 12, 2023 23:58:54 GMT -5
Cody: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 28,272 
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Post by chazraps on Apr 13, 2023 0:01:21 GMT -5
its f***ed up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr now dealing with the x-factor
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Apr 13, 2023 0:06:20 GMT -5
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,413
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Apr 13, 2023 0:12:08 GMT -5
Rhea title reign: 250 days
Raquel/Liv tag title reign: 150 days
Bianca title reign: 800 days
Roman title reign: 3,500 days
Gunther title reign: 100 days
Someone who is good at wrestling please help me book this, my promotion is dying.
WWE universe: Have Roman drop the title.
Vince: No.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 13, 2023 0:22:45 GMT -5
Cody: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob Me, in a different thread a week ago: "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" Triple H continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob.  |
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A Little Doo Doo
Salacious Crumb
An unconventional man with unconventional methods.
Posts: 71,337
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Apr 13, 2023 0:24:43 GMT -5
issuing correction on previous post of mine, regarding the terror group Gallus. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
Posts: 2,056
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 13, 2023 0:26:29 GMT -5
Big Cass: IF I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BIG BOOT THIS LITTLE GUY I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 13, 2023 0:53:53 GMT -5
Dom Mysterio: "i think it would be cool to get a chest tattoo that said "Jailed For Life" even if Im not in jail"
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nm
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,122
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Post by nm on Apr 13, 2023 1:17:54 GMT -5
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 245,234
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 13, 2023 1:26:59 GMT -5
Cody: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a rubber chicken I had to make it accurate lol |
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Post by SneakMan on Apr 13, 2023 13:14:58 GMT -5
another day volunteering at wwe axxess. everyone keeps asking me if they can f*** the andre statue. buddy, they wont even let me f*** it
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Apr 13, 2023 15:11:04 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 13, 2023 18:24:19 GMT -5
I am crying with laughter at these
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 245,234
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 13, 2023 19:59:10 GMT -5
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
Posts: 2,056
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 13, 2023 22:18:05 GMT -5
if your contract doesn't say "Brock Lesnar" you are automatically drafted to Main Event |
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
Posts: 16,605
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 13, 2023 22:33:31 GMT -5
As an aficionado of all media that pays homage to Human Centipede, I'd like to retroactively induct "The Stinkface" into the Hall of Fame for paving the way.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 245,234
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 13, 2023 22:50:32 GMT -5
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 245,234
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 13, 2023 22:53:42 GMT -5
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
Posts: 998
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Apr 13, 2023 23:58:48 GMT -5
Vince during Covid: FUTURE ENDEAVORED! FUTURE ENDEAVORED! FUTURE ENDEAVORED! YOURE ALL FUTURE ENDEAVORED! NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN!
„vince reportedly says that cruiserweight wrestlers are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a wrestler“
and the classic;
„joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine“
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