Nosnorb
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 18, 2023 14:47:28 GMT -5
Roman is in a small package, but farts so strongly the pin is reversed and he retains.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 18, 2023 15:36:49 GMT -5
what if, hypothetically, there was a wrestler who had like a superpowered dark side to them. Just as Roman has them beat, suddenly they power up into their UTLIMATE FORM and unleash hell, destroying Roman, The Usos and Solo. Then after leaving unparalleled devastation in their wake, they climb to the top rope to finish off Roman, only for the rope to snap and they faceplant. Lying on the mat, defeated, Roman simply pins him for the victory Now you're just being silly. Roman would still have to spear him just so we know that Roman is cooler
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 18, 2023 15:37:51 GMT -5
Roman just pulls out a gun and makes his opponent tap out.
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wildojinx
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 18, 2023 15:52:28 GMT -5
Roman is challenged to a match with no countouts. He immediately runs out of the ring, gets on an airplane, and goes home and never returns to the WWE. He is still considered champion though.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 18, 2023 16:44:55 GMT -5
Stun-gun to the opponent’s junk….match is stopped for anal bleeding
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 18, 2023 16:53:20 GMT -5
an alien abducts his opponent
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2023 16:59:34 GMT -5
Han Solo, Hope Solo, Solo Sikoa, a sentient red Solo cup, and Mario Van Peebles as Solo come out with Roman and the opponent is so confused that Roman wins via roll-up,
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 18, 2023 17:17:31 GMT -5
The face has Roman pinned, the Ref slaps the mat, Counts One. Heyman slides in Slaps the Mat for 2. The ref slaps the mat for HIS 2 count, the face thinks he got three because he heard three slaps. The ref tries to tell the face, he only hit 2 then Roman hits the face with a loaded Superman punch for the win. That's note for note something that happened in Impact with Sting and Anderson
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 18, 2023 17:22:07 GMT -5
The face has Roman pinned, the Ref slaps the mat, Counts One. Heyman slides in Slaps the Mat for 2. The ref slaps the mat for HIS 2 count, the face thinks he got three because he heard three slaps. The ref tries to tell the face, he only hit 2 then Roman hits the face with a loaded Superman punch for the win. That's note for note something that happened in Impact with Sting and Anderson Really? I got the idea from an old Bockwinkel/Verne match that ended with Heenan doing the deed. It's just Bockwinkel rolled Gagne up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2023 17:23:23 GMT -5
I have always weirdly enjoyed the angles of evil refs simply because in my head that makes the most sense as the first person a bad guy would want on their side so I originally intended to say that Carr should become a paid hand.
Then i got to thinking that honestly with the amount of bullshit that Aubrey Edwards gets online for not taking away from the performers when they say she is I don't want to see someone else have to deal with that.
So my suggestion is simply to pay a selection of the refs for favorable calls.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 18, 2023 17:49:33 GMT -5
Roman's opponent has him dead to rights, and he's going for the last big finishing move. Suddenly the quantum stability of the universe goes into flux and a time machine (everyone knows it's a time machine, because it looks like a time machine) appears in the ring and the younger Headshrinkers circa 1993 appear. While the babyface is distracted, calculating the causality issues this development might present, Roman hits the ropes for a spear, but the babyface instinctively dodges, and rolls him up for the 1, 2, and 3! The babyface has done it, Roman has been taken down a whole peg! While the babyface celebrates with his new title, The Headshrinkers approach Roman and begin helping him to his feet. The babyface has finally calculated the temporal effects of the time travel but is too late to stop this, as the contact between Roman and his younger father causes time to revert back in a full reverse correction to before the Headshrinkers appeared. A giant universe enveloping white flash occurs which blinds the transiently confused babyface, and before he can adjust to the effects of that event, Roman spears him for the win. Roman is still champion.
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Apr 18, 2023 17:56:52 GMT -5
Roman shouts "LOOK! MANDY ROSE IS BACK!" causing everyone to look at the entrance. Face turns around right into a spear. Roman is booed louder than when he beat Taker
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wildojinx
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 18, 2023 17:57:16 GMT -5
Roman's opponent has him dead to rights, and he's going for the last big finishing move. Suddenly the quantum stability of the universe goes into flux and a time machine (everyone knows it's a time machine, because it looks like a time machine) appears in the ring and the younger Headshrinkers circa 1993 appear. While the babyface is distracted, calculating the causality issues this development might present, Roman hits the ropes for a spear, but the babyface instinctively dodges, and rolls him up for the 1, 2, and 3! The babyface has done it, Roman has been taken down a whole peg! While the babyface celebrates with his new title, The Headshrinkers approach Roman and begin helping him to his feet. The babyface has finally calculated the temporal effects of the time travel but is too late to stop this, as the contact between Roman and his younger father causes time to revert back in a full reverse correction to before the Headshrinkers appeared. A giant universe enveloping white flash occurs which blinds the transiently confused babyface, and before he can adjust to the effects of that event, Roman spears him for the win. Roman is still champion. Only problem is Roman's Father is Sika (The Usos and Solo ARE Fatu's sons though).
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 18, 2023 18:02:05 GMT -5
Roman's opponent just hit his finisher on Roman and Sika comes out and has Roman's opponent arrested for assaulting his son. Roman wins via countout.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 18, 2023 18:24:20 GMT -5
Roman's opponent has him dead to rights, and he's going for the last big finishing move. Suddenly the quantum stability of the universe goes into flux and a time machine (everyone knows it's a time machine, because it looks like a time machine) appears in the ring and the younger Headshrinkers circa 1993 appear. While the babyface is distracted, calculating the causality issues this development might present, Roman hits the ropes for a spear, but the babyface instinctively dodges, and rolls him up for the 1, 2, and 3! The babyface has done it, Roman has been taken down a whole peg! While the babyface celebrates with his new title, The Headshrinkers approach Roman and begin helping him to his feet. The babyface has finally calculated the temporal effects of the time travel but is too late to stop this, as the contact between Roman and his younger father causes time to revert back in a full reverse correction to before the Headshrinkers appeared. A giant universe enveloping white flash occurs which blinds the transiently confused babyface, and before he can adjust to the effects of that event, Roman spears him for the win. Roman is still champion. Only problem is Roman's Father is Sika (The Usos and Solo ARE Fatu's sons though). I dunno, Sika was there for some reason as well.
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Apr 18, 2023 22:19:35 GMT -5
Han Solo, Hope Solo, Solo Sikoa, a sentient red Solo cup, and Mario Van Peebles as Solo come out with Roman and the opponent is so confused that Roman wins via roll-up, Hope Solo does seem like the kind of person they'd bring in.
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knightboat
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Post by knightboat on Apr 19, 2023 0:22:05 GMT -5
A golden retriever does a run in and knocks out Romans opponent. He is named Air Blud.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 19, 2023 3:56:26 GMT -5
Remember during the reign of terror, there was one particular week triple h wasn’t on RAW, and ratings were down for that week. This sparked suggestions that he had somehow sabotaged TV’s across the country to tamper with the ratings. Why doesn’t Roman have those kind of super powers?
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Post by mrtuesday on Apr 19, 2023 4:13:54 GMT -5
Han Solo, Hope Solo, Solo Sikoa, a sentient red Solo cup, and Mario Van Peebles as Solo come out with Roman and the opponent is so confused that Roman wins via roll-up, I can't believe the Solo cup turned against the Street Profits.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 19, 2023 6:02:20 GMT -5
That's note for note something that happened in Impact with Sting and Anderson Really? I got the idea from an old Bockwinkel/Verne match that ended with Heenan doing the deed. It's just Bockwinkel rolled Gagne up. That's probably where Bischoff got the idea then
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