repomark
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Post by repomark on Apr 19, 2023 6:13:05 GMT -5
The face has Roman pinned, the Ref slaps the mat, Counts One. Heyman slides in Slaps the Mat for 2. The ref slaps the mat for HIS 2 count, the face thinks he got three because he heard three slaps. The ref tries to tell the face, he only hit 2 then Roman hits the face with a loaded Superman punch for the win. I actually really like this one
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 19, 2023 6:21:10 GMT -5
Roman starts wearing glasses and keeps pulling the "you wouldnt hit a man with glasses!" routine.
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tirtefaa
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 19, 2023 6:27:46 GMT -5
Roman has a match with Elias.
After the bell rings, Elias immediately spears Roman and pins him.
After the bell, Elias gets up, and removes his mask revealing it was actually Roman disguised as Elias. The pinned "Roman" removes his mask to reveal Jay Uso.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 19, 2023 7:02:32 GMT -5
Roman announces he made friends with Bigfoot and has found out that he loves to dance and that if Roman wins Bigfoot will come out to dance for everyone, the opponent actually wanting to see this history making moment lies down for the pin and the cameras cut to the back just to see Brock destroying some poor sod dressed as Bigfoot.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 19, 2023 8:34:47 GMT -5
Roman announces he made friends with Bigfoot and has found out that he loves to dance and that if Roman wins Bigfoot will come out to dance for everyone, the opponent actually wanting to see this history making moment lies down for the pin and the cameras cut to the back just to see Brock destroying some poor sod dressed as Bigfoot. Then we get a BIGFOOT MOVEMENT and we see the big hairy bastard beat Roman at Wrestlemania for the Mars Championship.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 19, 2023 11:06:01 GMT -5
Roman loses, but then grabs the mic and says that the opponent beat Leati Joseph Anoaʻi and not his wrestling character, "Roman Reigns". Several lawyers come out and agree that technically, Mr. Anoa'i never actually stated he was portraying the character "Roman Reigns" that night and therefore the match result is invalid.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 19, 2023 11:19:58 GMT -5
Roman loses, but then grabs the mic and says that the opponent beat Leati Joseph Anoaʻi and not his wrestling character, "Roman Reigns". Several lawyers come out and agree that technically, Mr. Anoa'i never actually stated he was portraying the character "Roman Reigns" that night and therefore the match result is invalid. You inspired me for the following bullshittery: Roman gets pinned on a Saturday PPV and he comes out on Monday like: "Haven't you guys noticed that Paul has been carrying the belts a lot? It's because he's actually the champion, and therefore is still the champion because he hasn't been pinned". And it's revealed that Roman and Paul had a Finger Poke of Doom match at a house show like 2 years ago in Argentina complete with a shitty green screen video showing "proof" of the match. Then Paul and Roman immediately reenact the same Finger Poke of Doom match and Paul grabs a mic after getting pinned. "Behold the NEW CHAMPION AND STILL THE TRIBAL CHIEF: ROMAN REIGNS!"
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 19, 2023 11:21:15 GMT -5
Roman is getting his ass beat in a match when suddenly Heyman informs Roman that it is raining outside
Roman quickly low blows his opponent for a cheap DQ, retaining the title
He then runs outside to begin filming a new episode of his storm chasing show: "Roamin' Rains"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 19, 2023 14:28:27 GMT -5
The opponent celebrates finally beating Roman, but it is revealed that he only beat Robert Trujillo from Metallica instead.
"If you're here, who's playing bass for Metallica right now?"
~cut to Metallica concert with Hulk Hogan in a long black wig playing bass~
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J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 19, 2023 15:49:00 GMT -5
Just before his opponent hits Roman with his finisher, Roman absorbs his opponent's girlfriend into his body so they become one. Now the poor guy must choose whether to attack Roman and risk hurting his girlfriend. He can't bring himself to do it and he forfeits.
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Post by mrtuesday on Apr 19, 2023 16:03:48 GMT -5
Roman's opponent has got him on the ropes. He looks to deliver his finisher. Suddenly, the lights go out. After a few moments, the lights return, and Roman is looking groggy as if drugged.
The opponent, taking the opportunity hits his finisher. Big celebration. Balloons and confetti fall all over the arena. But, wait! That wasn't Roman Reigns that was pinned....
It's actor Jason Momoa!
He was kidnapped and switched by the Bloodline when the lights were out.
The real Roman appears from under the ring and hits a spear in the confusion to get the pinfall.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 19, 2023 16:54:27 GMT -5
Roman's about to lose when the ring itself begins attacking his opponent. It turns out Jey, Jimmy, Solo and Heyman were disguised as the ring posts!! Roman hits the spear and wins.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 19, 2023 18:37:45 GMT -5
Roman's opponent goes for his finisher.
*Reel missing*
Roman and the Bloodline stand triumphant around his opponents beaten body.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Apr 20, 2023 0:48:02 GMT -5
We find out he's had a twin brother this entire time named Norman Reigns. Norman Reigns looks nothing like Roman and is inexplicably played by Norman Smiley. Whenever Roman is in trouble Norman jumps on the ring apron and starts doing the Big Wiggle, distracting his opponent long enough to get the cheap win.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Apr 20, 2023 7:32:35 GMT -5
He does the Eddie / loose shoe trick but instead of his boot it's his wig off his head.
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tirtefaa
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 20, 2023 10:54:02 GMT -5
We cut backstage to Vince McMahon arguing and telling Roman that he needs to up his offense, that he wants to see more ariel moves and such. Roman says he isn't going to do so, but Vince says that he's going to put it in the script anyways. The announcers then ask themselves if Roman is going to do the right thing and follow the script?
During his title match, Roman goes to the second rope, with a hesitated look on his face.
He performs a big boot to his opponent, but lands awkwardly, snapping his other leg like a twig.
Ref throws up the "X" sign as Roman's opponent just stands there. The announcers do the somber serious voice while medics work on Roman.
The opponent shrugs his shoulders while looking to the back, only to turn around and eat a spear and get pinned.
Roman then hikes up his pant leg to reveal he's wearing a rubber leg. The ref reveals himself to be Paul Heyman. The medics also reveal themselves to be the rest of the Bloodline. The rubber leg pulls off it's mask to reveal it's Vince McMahon.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Apr 20, 2023 11:11:25 GMT -5
Roman's opponent says Madcap Moss isn't good, so the entire roster comes out to help Roman win, this one isn't cheating
Roman clones himself and at Survivor Series we get Roman Vs Roman, both keep kicking out, so the match goes on forever, Roman is champion forever
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 20, 2023 11:17:50 GMT -5
Roman Reigns spikes his opponent's drink backstage and leaves his opponent in no condition to compete. Roman wins by forfeit.
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 20, 2023 11:32:12 GMT -5
In true Biblical form; the ground under the men opened. Fire shot out of the opening and surrounded them and engulfed them, pulling them down into the opening. It was as if the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them. Smoke billowed from the hole and shouts could be heard. The sky had grown dark as the ground shook with fury, cinders and ash erupting from it. Lightning struck the ground where the opening occurred and sparks sped over the destructed ground in every direction. Frogs and locust rained down over them. All of Roman’s men, their families, and everything they owned went down into the earth. They went down into the ground alive. Everything they owned went with them. Then the earth closed over them. They were finished.
Match is ruled a no contest.
Roman comes out next week wearing a band-aid on his forehead and nothing is explained regarding the week prior.
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 20, 2023 11:53:37 GMT -5
Inferno match
Roman comes out first and sits cross legged in the ring. His opponent comes out and the bell rings. Roman immediately self immolates himself and the bell rings again.
Roman is declared the winner.
Paul Heyman then jumps in the ring and provides a contract to the opponent showing that the winner is the person who is first set ablaze instead of the other way around.
Heyman, Jey, Jimmy, Solo and a still burning Roman then start cackling with laughter.
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