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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 21, 2023 8:20:50 GMT -5
Neil Diamond was Neil Coal until she sat on him.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Apr 21, 2023 8:28:34 GMT -5
Yo momma so stupid, she gave me a blowjob because I told her it would help my unemployment.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,372
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 21, 2023 8:39:27 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat that bears hide their food from her
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 21, 2023 8:55:42 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Post by castletonsnob on Apr 21, 2023 8:59:30 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 21, 2023 9:04:36 GMT -5
Yo Mamma's so fat, so she went on a diet so she wouldnt get dangerously overweight
(Am I doing it right?)
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 21, 2023 9:05:46 GMT -5
Yo Mamma's so fat, so she went on a diet so she wouldnt get dangerously overweight (Am I doing it right?) Yo momma so dumb she doesn't know how to make a yo momma joke! |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Apr 21, 2023 9:41:58 GMT -5
Your mother is so corpulent that when I said it was chilly outside she went to get a bowl
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,632 
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 21, 2023 10:40:12 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat, she went to restaurant, ate everything there and they had to close the restaurant.
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,592
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Post by bob on Apr 21, 2023 10:43:40 GMT -5
warning for loud noises at the end
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 63,746
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 21, 2023 11:22:15 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat she sweats Crisco and bleeds Ragu
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Post by CeilingFan on Apr 21, 2023 12:56:52 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Pacific Ocean as a swimming pool.
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,581
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 21, 2023 13:25:58 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she washes an elevator on every floor.
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Schizo
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 3,902
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Post by Schizo on Apr 21, 2023 13:51:03 GMT -5
Yo momma is so organized, she always knows where her keys are at!
BOOYA!
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 39,764
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Post by fw91 on Apr 21, 2023 14:35:33 GMT -5
Yo momma is so fat, you’ve been mistaken for The Big Bossman
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Post by Gremlin on Apr 21, 2023 16:24:27 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly she made Helen Keller flinch.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,301
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Apr 21, 2023 16:29:11 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat I'm concerned for her health.
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Post by castletonsnob on Apr 21, 2023 16:47:40 GMT -5
Yo mama so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
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Ultimo Gallos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
Posts: 15,325
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 21, 2023 17:54:07 GMT -5
Your Momma so dumb she flunked kindergarten 8 times.
Your momma so fat her car has stretch marks.
Your Momma so dumb the teacher told her Make a sentence out of Geometry. "Gee I'm a Tree" was her reply.
Your Momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and crushed it into a fun sized bag of Skittles.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 21, 2023 18:00:49 GMT -5
Might want to warn people about the ending there. |
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