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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on May 2, 2023 14:02:09 GMT -5
[RAW Selects: Bing Dingle]
Kevin Patrick: OH MY GOD...BING DINGLE...ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL PICK. THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE GAMECHANGER.
Every pick ever is Michael Jordan. Every pick is going to absolutely crush it. What even is a mid tier pick WE DON'T DO MIDS. Smackdown is pissing their pants that Karrion Kross is staying there. Riott Squad on RAW? Holy f***ing shit absolute game changer. We're sad to announce that 5 women just fled the building because Natalya got drafted to Smackdown and they can already see the ass beating on the horizon.
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Post by sarkerpolseng on May 2, 2023 14:15:53 GMT -5
We Need Some Kids!
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 2, 2023 14:19:01 GMT -5
They need to start obsessing over "value" and talk about "measurables" and "upside" like the NFL Draft dorks do.
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Post by 06vwgti on May 2, 2023 14:42:40 GMT -5
They need to start obsessing over "value" and talk about "measurables" and "upside" like the NFL Draft dorks do. That means we would hear Corey Graves bury the value of Dana Brooke |
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 2, 2023 14:45:23 GMT -5
Oba Femi has tremendous arm talent and can make all of the throws.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on May 2, 2023 14:47:48 GMT -5
Bing Dingle?
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Post by MrElijah on May 2, 2023 14:50:15 GMT -5
They need to start obsessing over "value" and talk about "measurables" and "upside" like the NFL Draft dorks do. WWE should trade Kevin Patrick and Graves to the NFL for Kevin Harlan. |
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Post by MrElijah on May 2, 2023 14:54:41 GMT -5
Oba Femi has tremendous arm talent and can make all of the throws. Mel Kiper's Mock WWE Draft 1)Bron Breakker 2)HOOK 3)Shooter Umino 4)Sky Blue 5)Jade Cargill 6)Tiffany Stranton 7)Imperium 8)Dr. Wagner Jr. 9)Daniel Garcia 10)Motor City Machine Guns |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 2, 2023 14:57:19 GMT -5
They need to start obsessing over "value" and talk about "measurables" and "upside" like the NFL Draft dorks do. "Karrion Kross has a non-stop motor but does not possess elite change-of-direction skills or speed...a major reach here in this round..." |
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Post by Pooh Carlson on May 2, 2023 14:58:28 GMT -5
They need to have a hard break between brands to make future drafts mean something. The years where every pick meant somebody was switching to a different show made it mean something and made it exciting. Half the picks were people that were already on each band before the soft end to the brand extension.
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Post by Perd on May 2, 2023 15:13:00 GMT -5
They should just make up ridiculous measureables.
"You won’t believe this guy's wrist to taint ratio."
"This woman's pinkie toe leverage is off the charts."
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 2, 2023 15:20:15 GMT -5
I get not wanting to bury talent but you can't treat EVERY SINGLE PICK as a big deal. You can least frame some as "taking a chance on a guy" or say "so and so has a lot of upside, can they meet their potential here?" or "they've been to the top but some ask can they do it again, now is their chance for a fresh start" Just have some thought and creativity to it.
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Post by defectiveepitaph on May 2, 2023 15:39:05 GMT -5
Just have some thought and creativity to it. You’re asking a lot of the WWE rn. |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on May 2, 2023 15:46:33 GMT -5
I get not wanting to bury talent but you can't treat EVERY SINGLE PICK as a big deal. You can least frame some as "taking a chance on a guy" or say "so and so has a lot of upside, can they meet their potential here?" or "they've been to the top but some ask can they do it again, now is their chance for a fresh start" Just have some thought and creativity to it. This is pretty much exactly how I wish that they would do it. If a dude's been floundering up until the draft, just be honest about it and tell me what you, the broadcaster boy, think that the dude can do to reach his full potential and why I should still keep my eyes on dude. Someone like Kross would have been the perfect candidate. |
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Post by 4real on May 2, 2023 15:48:26 GMT -5
Big pick to draft this guy from Emmerdale |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on May 2, 2023 15:50:21 GMT -5
There should be one guy who they just absolutely rip into. Like he gets announced and both commentators are groaning and slamming papers onto the table, yelling shit like "Why's he here?" "Who would waste a pick on him?" "Is he someone's cousin?" and just act like he's absolutely going to bog the whole show down.
But then they push him to the moon.
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Post by XIII on May 2, 2023 16:01:32 GMT -5
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 2, 2023 16:03:01 GMT -5
But how does FOX Football Sex Robot feel about it?  |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on May 2, 2023 16:06:43 GMT -5
But how does FOX Football Sex Robot feel about it? STILL EMPLOYED BROTHER UP TOP  |
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 2, 2023 16:11:28 GMT -5
There should be one guy who they just absolutely rip into. Like he gets announced and both commentators are groaning and slamming papers onto the table, yelling shit like "Why's he here?" "Who would waste a pick on him?" "Is he someone's cousin?" and just act like he's absolutely going to bog the whole show down. But then they push him to the moon.  |
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