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Ozymandius
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Post by CMWaters on May 3, 2023 16:13:48 GMT -5
Von Wagner is suppressing a mutation he has for high intellect in favor of more physical attributes. If he didn't, he'd end up looking like this:
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Post by Instant Classic on May 3, 2023 16:18:57 GMT -5
I was shocked that he wasn’t born before 1992, dude look at least 34.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on May 3, 2023 16:51:26 GMT -5
Holy shit.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jun 20, 2023 21:27:19 GMT -5
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john84
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Post by john84 on Jun 20, 2023 21:40:01 GMT -5
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 20, 2023 22:07:23 GMT -5
MY DUDE HAS BEEN A MARVEL OF SCIENCE AND MEDICINE ALL ALONG
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jun 20, 2023 23:06:15 GMT -5
The weirdest thing we learned tonight was that Robert Stone - one of the biggest goobers in the history of NXT - is somehow the father of multiple kids. I'm pretty sure Shotzi destroyed his balls a while back.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 20, 2023 23:14:47 GMT -5
Shit, so all those times we were calling him a caveman or whatnot (including myself, I’ll wear it), it was because of TRAUMATIC INTENSIVE SURGERY AS A BABY ON HIS FACE.
F*** dude. I’m like really sorry.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 21, 2023 0:01:59 GMT -5
THE DAMN PHOTO OF HIS DAD BEING THE BEVERLY BRO HIS SON NEEDED AFTER SURGERY 😭 😭
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ayumidah
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 21, 2023 0:45:36 GMT -5
The weirdest thing we learned tonight was that Robert Stone - one of the biggest goobers in the history of NXT - is somehow the father of multiple kids. I'm pretty sure Shotzi destroyed his balls a while back. She still might have, he and his wife had twin sons seven years ago. I've been following him on Twitter since his Bromans days and he used to post a lot of vids and pics of them.
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Jun 21, 2023 3:34:40 GMT -5
Either Von is going to go on a dominant main event championship run or get a Genius gimmick now…there can be no other options!
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 21, 2023 4:17:33 GMT -5
This is the first time I've seen this thread and that baby photo and I legitimately went "OH MY GOD" out loud, holy crap...
Is Von Wagner becoming our legitimate hero?
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 21, 2023 4:21:23 GMT -5
Either Von is going to go on a dominant main event championship run or get a Genius gimmick now…there can be no other options! If that promo doesn't get him a superface push then I don't know what promo is supposed to lmfao
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 21, 2023 6:48:32 GMT -5
Shit, so all those times we were calling him a caveman or whatnot (including myself, I’ll wear it), it was because of TRAUMATIC INTENSIVE SURGERY AS A BABY ON HIS FACE. F*** dude. I’m like really sorry. Seriously, I feel so mean. I think this is why awareness about these type of things is very important.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jun 21, 2023 7:53:03 GMT -5
This is the first time I've seen this thread and that baby photo and I legitimately went "OH MY GOD" out loud, holy crap... Is Von Wagner becoming our legitimate hero? f*** it. Let him end Roman’s title reign.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jun 21, 2023 8:00:00 GMT -5
So I clicked on the Von Wagner video hoping for a laugh and it just stopped me dead in my tracks. I cried over fricking Von Wagner. And not tears of laughter either.
Whatever they have been trying to find with this guy they may have stubbled on to something here.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 21, 2023 8:52:21 GMT -5
Sexy Therapy time is helping Von come to terms with his trauma and that's what therapy is about addressing and healing your trauma
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 21, 2023 18:54:17 GMT -5
I'm going to start saying, "That's enough for today" like Von when I'm done talking to people.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 21, 2023 19:13:13 GMT -5
I'm going to start saying, "That's enough for today" like Von when I'm done talking to people. I already say to my boss when she asks questions I don't want to answer
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