🔵6/9/23 Smackdown -- Jey Takes His Talents To South Beach

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Smackdown is live from [redacted] and Jey Uso is here to make THE DECISION. 

- Do he always fall in line though? 🤔 
- The amount of new belts in store hits Hot Topic circa 05 levels as Asuka gets her shiny new title
- MITB Qualifier: Mustafa Ali tries his best to keep The Cartel from getting another bag as he takes on Santos Escobar
- MITB Qualifier: Bayley tries her best to keep The Dollhouse from getting another bag as she takes on Mia "Michin Darko" Yim
- MITB Qualifier: Shotzi tries her best to keep Damage CNTRL from getting another bag as she takes on Shotzi Blackheart

LVL UP SUB-DIVISION ONLY CHADS READ THIS FAR

- Dante Chen vs. Charlie Dempsey
- Tavion Heights vs. NXT James Corden 
- Luca Crusifino vs Myles Borne who has no legal representation

[XIII]

[Carefree Beach Life Gritizen]

Jun 9, 2023 15:47:17 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

LVL UP SUB-DIVISION ONLY CHADS READ THIS FAR

- Dante Chen vs. Charlie Dempsey
- Tavion Heights vs. NXT James Corden 
- Luca Crusifino vs Myles Borne who has no legal representation

Had to look up who NXT's James Corden was and now feel dumb for not getting it right away. Disappointed in this LVL Up Card, I expect better Shawn. 

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[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

the first stop on the road to corbin winning MITB and cashing in on someone in NXT

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Jun 9, 2023 16:22:52 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

LMAO I'M SO MAD CAUSE THEY CALLED DANTE CHEN VS. CHARLIE DEMPSEY A BARNBURNER AN HOUR AGO AND NOW THEY'RE LIKE HM MAYBE THAT WAS ARROGANT 

[mistery]

Please god let Asuka's title presentation go off without a hitch tonight, no Charlotte return (because she senses a new title she hasn't won yet) and save the Bianca stuff until after the presentation. And don't let her near a live mic.

[XIII]

Charlie Dempsey vs. Dante Chen: people are so mad they’re burning their barns in protest

[Carefree Beach Life Gritizen]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CtSHxHXLK0u

[J is Justice]

Aw, no Shotzi in MITB then.

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Jey: I DON'T NEED YOU I GOT A ROLE ON YOUNG ROCK JUST FOR ME UCE
Roman: check the news bitch

[mistery]

Jun 9, 2023 16:39:18 GMT -5 J is Justice said:

Aw, no Shotzi in MITB then.

Considering how unsafe she's been in the ring and how sloppy she has been in general for awhile now, probably for the best.

[Nosnorb]

Jun 9, 2023 16:24:20 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

the first stop on the road to corbin winning MITB and cashing in on someone in NXT

If he won the title, that would make him less of a goofus than Austin Theory.

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Lets see if IYO can work her magic and give Shotzi her best match again...since Shotzi's last best match she has had in WWE which was with Io.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Jun 9, 2023 15:47:17 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

- MITB Qualifier: Shotzi tries her best to keep Damage CNTRL from getting another bag as she takes on Shotzi Blackheart

Laughed way too hard at the image this gave me of Shotzi just entering the ring and having a match with herself

[bob]

Jun 9, 2023 16:45:15 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

Jey: I DON'T NEED YOU I GOT A ROLE ON YOUNG ROCK JUST FOR ME UCE
Roman: check the news bitch

[Hypnosis]

Jun 9, 2023 15:47:17 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

- MITB Qualifier: Shotzi tries her best to keep Damage CNTRL from getting another bag as she takes on Shotzi Blackheart

She's having a hardcore match with herself like Al Snow.

[XIII]

Jun 9, 2023 17:23:58 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jun 9, 2023 15:47:17 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

- MITB Qualifier: Shotzi tries her best to keep Damage CNTRL from getting another bag as she takes on Shotzi Blackheart

She's having a hardcore match with herself like Al Snow.

Love Shotzi but can you imagine how bad she would be trying to do the invisible man match that they made the people on Tough Enough do. 😂 

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Don’t sweat it. I did it the other day in the NXT thread being in such a hurry to make a “weather-themed bit” reference that I didn’t realise Thea Hail wasn’t even in The Diamond Mine, it’s Ivy Nile.

[J is Justice]