All right FAN, stand back while I celebrate freedom

[fg]

But I am not going to buy some illegal fireworks from a small supermarket and say some illegal fireworks real fast even if the proprietor sells me a firecracker by saying: “Celebrate your country’s freedom while blowing up a small part of it.”

Ok FAN, I need some matches for my fireworks…fresh out? Ok.

I’ll just light myfirecracker my stove hoping the wick doesn’t break and if it does, I won’t put the firecracker in my neighbor’s vacation house’s (where I am staying) fridge because I don’t want the beer to get blown up so I will put it in my neighbor’s vacation house dishwasher where all the dishes (not to mention the dishwasher) will break due to the explosion and it will cause black liquid to emanate from the sink and cause a big mess.

[wildojinx]

Ok, and me and my friends will not decorate your car with seashells as a going away present for your daughter who we met and befriended.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

All good just as long as I don't have to play Mystery Date with Milhouse (Although the fact he does bare a passing resemblance "The Dud" does liven up the proceedings somewhat.)

[bob]

you want me to stand back... don't mind if I do

[Banjo Is Broken]

Do you get those porno magazines, the box of condoms, the bottle of Old Harper, the panty shields, and the disposable enema that I wanted?