A prison sentence is being decided in a match

[stevescorpio]

Only in NXT.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Ahem… We made it perfectly clear in the show thread that this shall only be referred to as “Parole On A Pole”.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Knowing what I know about Florida... this tracks

[Spider2024]

[Talent Name]

Jul 5, 2023 7:51:00 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Ahem… We made it perfectly clear in the show thread that this shall only be referred to as “Parole On A Pole”.

May be my best joke here

[PTBartman]

Jul 5, 2023 7:57:52 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Knowing what I know about Florida... this tracks

Sunny has HBK on speed dial.

[stevescorpio]

Jul 5, 2023 7:51:00 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Ahem… We made it perfectly clear in the show thread that this shall only be referred to as “Parole On A Pole”.

I never agreed to that. Plus, there's no actual pole involved.

[schma]

Really, it's just honouring the age old tradition of trial by combat. It's honestly a lot better than deciding something like oh say custody in a ladder match.

[fg]

Jul 5, 2023 8:06:47 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Will the combatants have the character to make this as entertaining as Jacques did?

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! I AMMMMMMMMM THE MOUNTIE! OWWWWWW! OWWWWWW! YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

[A Little Doo Doo]

This is why NXT is still the best, even with all of its flaws!

[XIII]

I’m hoping that this leads to Tony D. debuting a violent inmate that he bonds out. NXT Nailz LFG!

[4real]

I laughed hard watching the video on YouTube. Just absurd but my goodness it’s just dumb fun isn’t it?!

[Red Mage Riot]

Jul 5, 2023 7:57:52 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Knowing what I know about Florida... this tracks

I really do keep waiting to read the headline "Florida Man Charged With "X" Demands Trial By Combat" in the real world, so yeah, this absolutely tracks.

[Gunhaver]

As a boy I thought everyone Boss Man beat as a face went to the jail. 

[Legion]

I feel like we need a Two Dimes resurrection for the Tony D storyline.

Is Cole Karter still under some sort of AEW deal or could he come back? He was never actually signed as far as I remember, just some sort of appearance deal?

[No Longer a Produceman]

Jul 5, 2023 8:06:47 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Don’t you just love the feel of leather against your body??

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

Jul 5, 2023 11:31:34 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

This is why NXT is still the best, even with all of its flaws!

NXT is often dumb as f***, but it’s generally a pretty damn fun show to watch

[fg]

Jul 5, 2023 20:22:39 GMT -5 No Longer a Produceman said:

Jul 5, 2023 8:06:47 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Don’t you just love the feel of leather against your body??

Jacques: “Oh my God! HELLLLLLLP!”

[welshpenguin]

I wouldn’t expect anything else from Nxt 😀 Let’s go Stacks! Make Tony proud (& don’t betray him)

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I think any non-violent crime should be decided via wrestling match, personally.

Like Elizabeth Holmes would have had to win a 60-minute Ironman match against Brock Lesnar.