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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 11, 2023 19:41:17 GMT -5
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 11, 2023 21:33:23 GMT -5
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 12, 2023 7:32:26 GMT -5
Damnit Duke, I don't care if he's your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, he nearly got Bazooka killed! You know we can't do this job without Bazooka! Do you know how vulnerable we are from an attack from Cobra while Bazooka is just in the infirmary? America hasn't faced an existential threat like this since GOR, King of the Terrons!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 12, 2023 7:48:50 GMT -5
Damnit Duke, I don't care if he's your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, he nearly got Bazooka killed! You know we can't do this job without Bazooka! Do you know how vulnerable we are from an attack from Cobra while Bazooka is just in the infirmary? America hasn't faced an existential threat like this since GOR, King of the Terrons! Duke was always my favorite, but Falcon getting a pass sent the message that nepotism pays off, which unfortunately is often true. I know, I know Falcon got sent to the Slaughter House, but I’m sure some commanding officers would’ve had him shot. |
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 12, 2023 7:59:59 GMT -5
Damnit Duke, I don't care if he's your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, he nearly got Bazooka killed! You know we can't do this job without Bazooka! Do you know how vulnerable we are from an attack from Cobra while Bazooka is just in the infirmary? America hasn't faced an existential threat like this since GOR, King of the Terrons! Duke was always my favorite, but Falcon getting a pass sent the message that nepotism pays off, which unfortunately is often true. I know, I know Falcon got sent to the Slaughter House, but I’m sure some commanding officers would’ve had him shot. Duke should've also faced some penalty. Maybe sent to KP. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 12, 2023 8:07:12 GMT -5
Duke was always my favorite, but Falcon getting a pass sent the message that nepotism pays off, which unfortunately is often true. I know, I know Falcon got sent to the Slaughter House, but I’m sure some commanding officers would’ve had him shot. Duke should've also faced some penalty. Maybe sent to KP. The thing about this scene that I love is how Hawk and the other higher-ups break into murmurs after Duke drops the thread title. Like it’s a bombshell. Are we to believe GI Joe does no background checks? |
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 12, 2023 8:25:59 GMT -5
Duke should've also faced some penalty. Maybe sent to KP. The thing about this scene that I love is how Hawk and the other higher-ups break into murmurs after Duke drops the thread title. Like it’s a bombshell. Are we to believe GI Joe does no background checks? Hawk even admits at the trial he doesn't know or understand how Falcon got in |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 12, 2023 8:27:07 GMT -5
Duke should've also faced some penalty. Maybe sent to KP. The thing about this scene that I love is how Hawk and the other higher-ups break into murmurs after Duke drops the thread title. Like it’s a bombshell. Are we to believe GI Joe does no background checks? They're a military organization that's staffed with ninjas. How do you do a background check on a ninja? |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 12, 2023 8:41:43 GMT -5
Now I’m imagining Snake Eyes’s entrance interview and it plays like a Vaudeville skit.
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Hawk: Okay, so why do you want to be in GI Joe?
Snake Eyes: ….
Hawk: A man of few words, well we need more of the strong, silent types. Can you speak to that?
Snake Eyes: ….
Hawk: Well, no I don’t suppose you would. I’m going to start you off working with our top guys. Any objections?
Snake Eyes: …
Hawk: Perfect! Let’s just bypass all these mandatory combat trainings and we’ll see you on the battlefield tomorrow!
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 12, 2023 8:47:45 GMT -5
Nemesis Enforcer, my shoes are untied! Nemesis Enforcer, I can’t open this jar!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jul 12, 2023 17:09:35 GMT -5
No, he is a world class BUFFOON.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 12, 2023 18:07:23 GMT -5
No, he is a world class BUFFOON. HOGWASH! No actually, you’re right. Although I prefer my buffoons to wear face plates, turn into snakes, and act as the eyes of big hulking bald men. |
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