ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 13, 2023 15:07:34 GMT -5
"So Dean, here's my thought. I want to dig up New Jack's remains and smack Matt Hardy in the face with them." <Malenko> "You WHAT?" Sting; "Now wait! If ANYBODY's gonna do ANYTHING with Jack's corpse it's HIM *Points bat toward dark corner across the room*... *Vic Grimes emerges from the shadows*
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 13, 2023 15:10:02 GMT -5
Okay, I had to read this a couple of time to understand it all but I think it makes sense. A lot of the stuff isn't banned but approval necessary for safety and legal reasons as well as to cut down on the same shit being used multiple times on one show which makes sense. They had a problem with a lot of repeated spots being used for awhile where in one match it meant nothing and in another it was the finish. Same for blood (looking at you Mox, put the sharp objects away for awhile).
Chairshots to the head have been banned since the Sammy/Matt incident I thought.
The selling stuff makes perfect sense. Not only is it questionable in how people react to it, you don't need people in the back thinking someone is legit injured and then reacting to it if it just selling.
Only thing I don't agree with is the blind bumps into the corner. I think buckle bombs, shotgun dropkicks/knees, and other things. I think you have to be smart with them but not ban them.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 13, 2023 15:11:58 GMT -5
Note how there's nothing in here mentioning firearms. New era is here. Well, with Glock 9 Anderson being a top agent I don't think that would hard to get approved even if mentioned.
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dbsot
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Post by dbsot on Jul 13, 2023 15:13:36 GMT -5
You know he had this reference all ready for Grand Slam too. Sad.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 13, 2023 15:27:42 GMT -5
I love Danielson, I love seeing Danielson, I love that we get to enjoy even sporadic top notch performances from Danielson. But I'm so f***ing ready to never see him fake a seizure again f***ing hell.
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Post by Cyno on Jul 13, 2023 15:30:29 GMT -5
Note how there's nothing in here mentioning firearms. New era is here. Armed Anderson, Bullet Club Gold, the Gunns, Kenny Omega's taunts, Adam Page's Buckshot Lariat.
Call an ambulance. But not for me!
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jul 13, 2023 15:43:21 GMT -5
I love Danielson, I love seeing Danielson, I love that we get to enjoy even sporadic top notch performances from Danielson. But I'm so f***ing ready to never see him fake a seizure again f***ing hell. Same. I just felt dirty watching his selling there. I get and appreciate what he’s going for, but sometimes you need to be told “No”. Or, seeing as it’s DBD, “NO! NO! NO! NO!”
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Jul 13, 2023 15:47:54 GMT -5
I wonder if the BCC feel personally targeted.
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Kalmia
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Post by Kalmia on Jul 13, 2023 15:56:09 GMT -5
It's no coincidence this comes out before Blood and Guts. They made this entire list just to try and stop Ibushi from being Ibushi.
They should have included fireworks though. He likes those.
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Post by Billie Gein on Jul 13, 2023 15:59:04 GMT -5
Tbh these things do need reining in, if you're banning unprotected chairshots then you also need to look at those clunking headbutts that we have seen in the recent Ishii/Moxley clash because those are beyond idiotic. Also as much as I love Kenny and I know he performed the move safely, that Tiger Driver he took was utterly stupid. It's not about whether he can perform it safely, it's about whether the young wrestlers that he is currently inspiring can perform it safely when they inevitably try to replicate it. Nobody should be taking bumps like that on their head and neck since what happened to Misawa.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Jul 13, 2023 16:00:28 GMT -5
I feel like not only is this for safety, but I feel there have been some very negative responses to certain things that could cause a lot of issues for AEW with fans and sponsors (Danielson seizure, MJF throwing alcohol on a kid). I also think part of it is that wrestlers aren't telling production spots so a lot of things are missed because the producers have no idea it's coming.
Yes there are safety issues too, but I think it goes more to it. FTR and others really build up piledrivers like death moves, no need for people to use them as mid match moves
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Post by poodoojenkins on Jul 13, 2023 16:00:49 GMT -5
This is the exact same nonsense people bash WWE for doing, but since it's AEW, it's totally ok and needed lol.
So much for being an alternative. Now you get 4 more hours of WWE a week!
So glad I don't support this f***ing company lol.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jul 13, 2023 16:02:57 GMT -5
Note how there's nothing in here mentioning firearms. New era is here. Bandido will be AEW champion within weeks.
That said it's a tactic that can backfire
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Jul 13, 2023 16:03:34 GMT -5
Hmmmmmm. Each match MUST contain at least 3 Tiger Driver 91s?
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KME
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Post by KME on Jul 13, 2023 16:11:30 GMT -5
This is the exact same nonsense people bash WWE for doing, but since it's AEW, it's totally ok and needed lol. So much for being an alternative. Now you get 4 more hours of WWE a week! So glad I don't support this f***ing company lol. Think people had more of an issue with WWE banning words like "hospital" and "gold" than banning people getting twatted in the head with a chair unprotected, they also banned all Piledrivers and shooting star presses for years which AEW aren't doing at all. It's still a very clear alternative to a product that had f***ing Spongebob on their guardrails at Wrestlemania, can't see any real issue with any of these things being banned. Truly weird take.
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Post by Clutchhausen on Jul 13, 2023 16:16:53 GMT -5
:/
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Post by poodoojenkins on Jul 13, 2023 16:18:14 GMT -5
This is the exact same nonsense people bash WWE for doing, but since it's AEW, it's totally ok and needed lol. So much for being an alternative. Now you get 4 more hours of WWE a week! So glad I don't support this f***ing company lol. Think people had more of an issue with WWE banning words like "hospital" and "gold" than banning people getting twatted in the head with a chair unprotected, they also banned all Piledrivers and shooting star presses for years which AEW aren't doing at all. It's still a clear very clear alternative to a product that had f***ing Spongebob on their guardrails at Wrestlemania, can't see any real issue with any of these things being banned. Truly weird take. Maybe read the "need approval" list again. All dives, top rope moves, piledrivers...like, really? Yes, let's take a company built around high flying, fast paced action and make everyone get approval for, or have to completely alter, their style. The exact same style that the VPs of the company are world famous for. Makes TOTAL sense. Chairshots and stuff, I kinda get. The rest of this shit is more clown shoe idiocy from the same guy who gave CM Punk his own show as a reward for trying to destroy his company. All to appease the network. AEW will finally get on a streaming service right as they turn into what their core audience doesn't want, and tunes out in droves.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 13, 2023 16:18:43 GMT -5
I have no problem with any of this.
It was getting out of hand.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jul 13, 2023 16:29:39 GMT -5
I love Danielson, I love seeing Danielson, I love that we get to enjoy even sporadic top notch performances from Danielson. But I'm so f***ing ready to never see him fake a seizure again f***ing hell. Since his return, Bryan's fascination with trying to do worked medical crises to make fans think he's shoot about to go to the hospital is like a dark side version of Kenny studying the art of deathmatch wrestling and doing deathmatches excitedly, except Bryan apparently saw Curtis Axel vs. Triple H or Orton vs. Triple H at the 05 Rumble so I'm very glad even at the slight notion that its getting curbed here.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 13, 2023 16:31:14 GMT -5
This is the exact same nonsense people bash WWE for doing, but since it's AEW, it's totally ok and needed lol. So much for being an alternative. Now you get 4 more hours of WWE a week! So glad I don't support this f***ing company lol. Sure yeah everyone really hated WWE saying "no unprotected chair shots to the head" and began doing chair shots to each other in the crowd to force it onto WWE's programming out of spite. I remember when Seth Rollins injured two guys in short succession with the Buckle Bomb, stopped doing the Buckle Bomb, and there were protests in the streets decrying him as giving in to censorship. Because if we're just gonna make stuff up let's go hog wild with it let's actually make up something interesting.
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