coleslaw
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Post by coleslaw on Jul 14, 2023 15:13:36 GMT -5
Inspired by Waka Flocka Flame's "Hard in Da Paint" having the most hilarious censorship ever. Highlights include:
-a literal 5 seconds in the middle of a verse where there are no vocals at all
-"When my little brother died I said..."School"
-"See Gucci that's my Gucci"
-"I go HARD in the....PA-PA-PAINT"
So there has to be at least a thousand more examples of this because this is incredible
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Gunhaver
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Post by Gunhaver on Jul 14, 2023 15:25:04 GMT -5
Manson's "The New Shit" comes to mind. They managed to pull the teeth out of an already dull song.
Not quite the same thing, but way back when a singer whose name escapes me covered Bowie's "Oh! You Pretty Things" and changed the line "the Earth is a bitch" to "beast."
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pinja
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Post by pinja on Jul 14, 2023 15:34:46 GMT -5
I remember the radio version of "Tipsy" being a borderline karaoke song. Maybe I'm misremembering.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 14, 2023 16:02:04 GMT -5
Turning a song about weed (Hash Pipe) into a song about skating (Half Pipe)
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jul 14, 2023 16:31:31 GMT -5
"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by Blink-182
in the censored version they cut out everything except the very last line
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jul 14, 2023 16:44:27 GMT -5
Go to Kohl's, you'll hear a bunch.
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Post by An Dog On An Skateboard on Jul 14, 2023 16:48:08 GMT -5
There's a censored version of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus that didn't censor "dick" but did censor "gun".
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MolotovMocktail
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jul 14, 2023 16:58:29 GMT -5
Nirvana’s Rape Me becoming Waif Me.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jul 14, 2023 17:09:10 GMT -5
Papa Roach- Scars
Album track has a long scream of "go f*** yourself"
Video version has it changed to "go fix yourself"
Radio version takes it out altogether and awkwardly replaces it with a few instrumental lines.
I also had no idea that the original version of The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus- Face Down had unclean vocals on it until I saw Todd In The Shadows' review. The version that got played on the radio in my area had them completely removed.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 14, 2023 17:17:45 GMT -5
Regulate, just delete the verse if you'll blank out that many words, sounds like really bad buffering when you get random syllables.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 14, 2023 17:54:35 GMT -5
The donkey version of Fire Water Burn plays better than the uncensored version
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Jul 14, 2023 17:59:07 GMT -5
Regulate, just delete the verse if you'll blank out that many words, sounds like really bad buffering when you get random syllables. If you're talking about Warren G's "Regulate," I find that hard to believe because there are no expletives or questionable content in it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 14, 2023 18:07:58 GMT -5
"Guilty Conscience" was three minutes of bleeps.
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Paul
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Post by Paul on Jul 14, 2023 18:30:01 GMT -5
Nirvana’s Rape Me becoming Waif Me. Yeah, but just so you know; that's just an edit to the text on the back CD inlay to appease Wal-Mart so they'd carry the CD. The song itself is unchanged and unedited on the CD.
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Jul 14, 2023 19:39:01 GMT -5
For most of my life I thought Jim Morrison was shouting "Shake it" in the middle of the song "Break on Through." Then I finally heard the uncensored version and realized that it was "She gets high" with the word "high" cut out.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Jul 14, 2023 21:30:40 GMT -5
Regulate, just delete the verse if you'll blank out that many words, sounds like really bad buffering when you get random syllables. If you're talking about Warren G's "Regulate," I find that hard to believe because there are no expletives or questionable content in it. Pretty much every reference to guns and murder are taken out of the radio edit. So yeah, an entire verse.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 14, 2023 21:35:29 GMT -5
There's a censored version of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus that didn't censor "dick" but did censor "gun". Apparently that censored version came about because it was presented to the record company around the anniversary of Columbine.
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Post by DoubleDare on Jul 14, 2023 21:45:20 GMT -5
Manson's "The New Shit" comes to mind. They managed to pull the teeth out of an already dull song. Not quite the same thing, but way back when a singer whose name escapes me covered Bowie's "Oh! You Pretty Things" and changed the line "the Earth is a bitch" to "beast." www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-O6ltxw4qQNever forget WWECW using is...this is the newwww hiiit.
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Jul 14, 2023 21:49:13 GMT -5
"Guilty Conscience" was three minutes of bleeps. This is what I was going to post. It immediately popped into my mind, thank you TRL.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 14, 2023 21:54:35 GMT -5
I loved Papa Roach's Last Resort video on MTV. Originally it just censored the f-bombs. But it progressively edited out every single direct reference to suicide and death. And considering the entire f***ing song was about someone about to kill themselves, there was a lot of silence eventually.
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