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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jul 21, 2023 3:28:41 GMT -5
Would Luke still have killed the creature and then Pigman would have survived and decide to reform his life and become a good Pigman and a positive influence on his Pigmen brethren and then try to be an ameliorated Force User and maybe he would get his own story about being the first good Pigman in the Star Wars universe instead of shoveling piles of Rancor shit into buckets to sell as fertilizer and we could have a Pigman series on Disney+ and maybe little Jedi kids would hear stories about the wisdom of Pigman and how kind he was after he was rescued from certain death and how they too could one day be as good as Pigman? 🐷🐷🐷
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 21, 2023 7:12:27 GMT -5
You really expect any kind of discerning Rancor to pick white bread over bacon? Puh-leaze!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 21, 2023 7:14:08 GMT -5
Or Pigman gets the wrong lesson and then becomes even more hedonistic or power hungry. and then in his quest for power becomes a Hitler like dictator.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 21, 2023 8:14:40 GMT -5
force ghost Obi Wan shoved him towards the Rancor and then made the Rancor eat him with force ghost possession.
Obi Wan was feeling nostalgic for his old murderous ways and was hoping to use the Rancor as the ultimate high ground murder spree starting point, then Luke put an end to it with a lucky throw.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 21, 2023 9:47:42 GMT -5
You see, the Rancor was force sensitive and can see the future and knew that it was more kind for Pigman to die as breakfast rather than die in the sarlacc over 1000 years.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 21, 2023 10:10:53 GMT -5
Banjo, I have the sneaking suspicion you made this thread as an excuse to say "pigman" several times.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 21, 2023 12:12:08 GMT -5
What is a Pigman? A miserable little pile of secrets?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 21, 2023 16:23:29 GMT -5
Luke murdered an innocent hungry animal and made a fat guy cry.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 21, 2023 21:19:10 GMT -5
Luke murdered an innocent hungry animal and made a fat guy cry. Well, I would say it's really Jabba's fault for using said animal as an unwilling executioner. |
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 22, 2023 0:34:38 GMT -5
What is a Pigman? A miserable little pile of secrets? But enough talk. Have at you! |
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 22, 2023 6:56:35 GMT -5
The rancor did try to eat Luke, just not first.
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Post by pinja on Jul 22, 2023 7:57:31 GMT -5
Pigman ends up in Mrs. Pigman's basement where she chops him into pieces with an axe. His cruel fate is determined.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jul 23, 2023 2:14:06 GMT -5
What is a Pigman? A miserable little pile of secrets sausage?  |
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jul 23, 2023 14:20:28 GMT -5
What is a Pigman? A miserable little pile of secrets? Just a fat little mental patient. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jul 24, 2023 1:43:01 GMT -5
What is a Pigman? A miserable little pile of secrets? Just a fat little mental patient. Well we know he would give you a ride if you wanted one. Unless he drove a two-seater. But thats just unrealistic. |
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