Re-Book Star Wars Ep. 3 - Kenobi v. Sidious, Yoda v. Anakin?

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

I was recently watching clips of Revenge of the Sith on YouTube, and this scene gave me an idea:



Obi-Wan says, "Send me to kill the emperor. I will not kill Anakin... He is like my brother. I cannot do it."

And I thought about what kind of movie Revenge of the Sith could have been if Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda switched opponents.

Who do you think would win in these new match-ups? Who would you want to win? How would you change the end of the film and the end of the prequel story to accommodate the new fight pairings?

[Fade]

I don’t think Obi-Wan could have defeated Sidious. But I think he could outsmart him and let Palpy basically inadvertently defeat himself or incapacitate himself through use of his sheer power. Ben escaping with Bail would have been a nice moment too.

Yoda would have f***ed up Anakin. I think he’d let him tire himself out, Fricken humor him and by the end, basically lead to the same outcome except Yoda would be a lot colder about it and not care as much as Ben did.

But that would have changed a lot about how Anakin perceived Obi-Wan ultimately.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I've got this.

No more of those dumb robes. They're too, y'know.

No more flying around.

And in the third act, I want Anakin to fight a giant spider.

[6pathsoftommy]

Jul 25, 2023 0:47:04 GMT -5 Fade said:

I don’t think Obi-Wan could have defeated Sidious. But I think he could outsmart him and let Palpy basically inadvertently defeat himself or incapacitate himself through use of his sheer power. Ben escaping with Bail would have been a nice moment too.

Yoda would have f***ed up Anakin. I think he’d let him tire himself out, Fricken humor him and by the end, basically lead to the same outcome except Yoda would be a lot colder about it and not care as much as Ben did.

But that would have changed a lot about how Anakin perceived Obi-Wan ultimately.

I agree. Obi Wan loses but somehow escapes and as much as Anakin/Vader is my favorite character Yoda would mop the floor with him.