Rudy Gobert Fadeaway
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 1, 2023 16:51:41 GMT -5
So like, as someone that grew up watching Sting have like 14 return episodes cause dude needed to go to Cancun at least twice a year to stay alive in TNA, can I just say how much I've loved the last year plus of Edge being the most part time man to ever live? It is actually amazing how much this dude is just *not* here. In fact, we are midway thru another Edge vacation as we speak -- this dude just wrestled Grayson Waller in a swimmers match and has not been seen since. I was just sitting watching NXT last week and it hit me "holy f*** HE DID IT AGAIN" when Edge's face popped up in a commercial.
I LITERALLY COULD ONLY FIND ONE REPORTED RECENT (Post-Judgment Day specifically) INJURY TOO WHICH WAS AN MCL SPRAIN ABOUT 2 RETURNS, 3 OR 4 MATCHES, AND A WHOLE BROOD EDGE AGO. Is this dude just going back to the stem cell factory with like SVR all red body damage after every match to maintain peak vampire performance? Is he still feeling the scars from The Greatest Match Ever? Does he have to go on a bi-monthly spiritual journey to get grit? What does this man do when he's not Edging?
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tirtefaa
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Post by tirtefaa on Aug 1, 2023 16:54:55 GMT -5
 Don't worry, Christian has extra! |
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Aug 1, 2023 16:55:39 GMT -5
Don't worry, Christian has extra! It's so weird seeing Christian with long hair now. |
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Post by XIII on Aug 1, 2023 16:59:15 GMT -5
“HE’S GONNA! HE’S GONNA! HE’S GONNA PUKE GET THE ASS CREAM!”
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Aug 1, 2023 17:00:22 GMT -5
I thought this was gonna be about some kind of Edge and Ryan Nemeth cross over.
I'm disappointed.
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 1, 2023 17:10:18 GMT -5
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 1, 2023 17:12:35 GMT -5
I assume despite the stem cells that the dude's body is just starting to give out on him and he needs to pick and choose his spots. It's kind of miraculous he's even worked at the level he has for the last few years given what Matt and Jeff look like these days.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Aug 1, 2023 17:41:19 GMT -5
He's on that post-WM 23 Shawn Michaels schedule
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bob
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Post by bob on Aug 1, 2023 17:42:59 GMT -5
Don't worry, Christian has extra! I came here to post this picture and make a similar joke well done  |
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Post by Kalmia on Aug 1, 2023 17:45:38 GMT -5
He has been off doing some filming as he's in the new Percy Jackson series that'll be on Disney+ soon so that accounts for some of his absences.
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Post by fg on Aug 1, 2023 18:03:40 GMT -5
With all of that red and green, Edge looks like he’s going to a XMas party. |
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Rudy Gobert Fadeaway
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 1, 2023 21:09:59 GMT -5
He has been off doing some filming as he's in the new Percy Jackson series that'll be on Disney+ soon so that accounts for some of his absences. This man refuses to stop being TV's Haven |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Aug 1, 2023 21:20:42 GMT -5
Can't wait to say "I gotta go get some cream" the next time I'm in public
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 2, 2023 6:16:05 GMT -5
I assume despite the stem cells that the dude's body is just starting to give out on him and he needs to pick and choose his spots. It's kind of miraculous he's even worked at the level he has for the last few years given what Matt and Jeff look like these days. Stopping for ten years probably helped |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 2, 2023 6:38:09 GMT -5
I assume despite the stem cells that the dude's body is just starting to give out on him and he needs to pick and choose his spots. It's kind of miraculous he's even worked at the level he has for the last few years given what Matt and Jeff look like these days. Stopping for ten years probably helped See also: Cage, Christian |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 2, 2023 7:47:55 GMT -5
He's Overdrawn at the Blood Bank.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 2, 2023 8:43:46 GMT -5
It has been a weird few months:
- Wins feud with Finn at WrestleMania despite Finn being in line for a push afterwards and Edge being in line for a vacation.
- Comes back for one random night to lose in a three way in that weirdly structured World Title tournament.
- Comes back for the Waller match during the build to SummerSlam, wins, and then just leaves again and isn't at the PPV.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 2, 2023 8:46:39 GMT -5
He's Overdrawn at the Blood Bank. Hopefully he has enough credits to buy a douple that isn't an ant eater... Wait you said blood bank not the memory bank |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 2, 2023 18:28:10 GMT -5
He's Overdrawn at the Blood Bank. Hopefully he has enough credits to buy a douple that isn't an ant eater... Wait you said blood bank not the memory bank He only dabbles in doppling! |
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Aug 2, 2023 18:35:00 GMT -5
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