Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 2:57:20 GMT -5
Thought I had made a thread on this not that long ago,looked and it was 2018.  Saw this flyer earlier.... Mike Mayo!!! Now I watch a pile of southern based indie wrestling. Looking at that flyer only person I have seen before is Mr Smackems. Ignore his kind of dumb ringname dude is decent in the ring. But Mike Mayo? That sounds like a joke name his trainer gave him and he just stuck with it. Like Barry Wolf,local guy that was #500 in the PWI 500 back in 2010. He was Wrestling as Frank The Punisher Castle,complete with Punisher skull logo tattooed on his arm. Moved up to better indies and got told "Aint letting you in the ring with that comic book bullshit name. You got 10 minutes to come up with a new name." Barry couldn't . So the booker told him You are Barry Wolf. Been told that name was chosen cause "The two best known jobbers in WWf were Barry Horowitz and Dusty Wolfe. We figured he would always be a jobber." Now Barry Wolf is one of the most respected vets in MS. |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Aug 10, 2023 3:22:26 GMT -5
Mike Mayo is the most Mike Mayo-looking guy I've ever seen
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 11:18:59 GMT -5
Wonder if he gets a JAR OF MAYO chant?
There was some guy,Rhett something,did a Canjun Swamp Man gimmick and was whiter than Sheamus.
So as a joke at one show one of his buddys out int he crowd started yelling JAR OF MAYO at him. It caught on and for a few years anything he wrestled he got that chant.
Dude got smart got a spraytan.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Aug 10, 2023 12:38:07 GMT -5
If there was ever someone that looked like he’d be Mike Mayo, he is him.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 10, 2023 12:56:29 GMT -5
Mike Mayo's name and picture make him look like a sitcom dad that has to wrestle in a match because of some wacky shenanigans, and he is worried for his safety, but more worried his wife is going to find out.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 13:25:13 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 10, 2023 13:37:59 GMT -5
The commitment to the bit of them being different Stings is pretty funny, hopefully that's them being self-aware and not thinking this looks badass.
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Post by XIII on Aug 10, 2023 15:32:48 GMT -5
What is YELLOW CARD MAN’S name and gimmick!?
Gallos has the best posts. LMAO
Is Mr. Smackens the white dude or the black guy? Why is the white dude wearing a baseball jersey? 😂
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Post by MC Blowfish on Aug 10, 2023 15:41:46 GMT -5
I have so many questions about each poster.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 10, 2023 15:55:56 GMT -5
It's like a Juggalo gathering gone awry... |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 10, 2023 15:59:17 GMT -5
What is YELLOW CARD MAN’S name and gimmick!? Creepy drunk uncle Jim with a gambling problem.... |
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 10, 2023 16:20:30 GMT -5
Thought I had made a thread on this not that long ago,looked and it was 2018. Saw this flyer earlier.... Mike Mayo!!! Now I watch a pile of southern based indie wrestling. Looking at that flyer only person I have seen before is Mr Smackems. Ignore his kind of dumb ringname dude is decent in the ring. But Mike Mayo? That sounds like a joke name his trainer gave him and he just stuck with it. Like Barry Wolf,local guy that was #500 in the PWI 500 back in 2010. He was Wrestling as Frank The Punisher Castle,complete with Punisher skull logo tattooed on his arm. Moved up to better indies and got told "Aint letting you in the ring with that comic book bullshit name. You got 10 minutes to come up with a new name." Barry couldn't . So the booker told him You are Barry Wolf. Been told that name was chosen cause "The two best known jobbers in WWf were Barry Horowitz and Dusty Wolfe. We figured he would always be a jobber." Now Barry Wolf is one of the most respected vets in MS. PLUS ONE MORE MATCH! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 10, 2023 16:42:44 GMT -5
Mike Mayo looks like his daughter's prom dress is too revealing but she looks happy and he doesn't want to say anything.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 10, 2023 16:52:29 GMT -5
Mike Mayo looks like he's been drinking since noon at the local watering hole, and he approached you because you look like you need some company and he's got a story he wants to drunkenly slur at you, and when you tell him "wow that's, uh, great, dude" he thinks you're insulting him so he takes off his shirt and knuckles up.
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Post by Gelatinous Parasite on Aug 10, 2023 18:28:04 GMT -5
It's like a Juggalo gathering gone awry... A juggalo gathering is already a juggalo gathering gone awry. |
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 19:07:34 GMT -5
What is YELLOW CARD MAN’S name and gimmick!? Gallos has the best posts. LMAO Is Mr. Smackens the white dude or the black guy? Why is the white dude wearing a baseball jersey? 😂 Mr Smackems is the black dude in glasses. His gimmick is he comes out dancing like a stripper while Ginuwine';s Pony plays. Then he gets in the ring and ssmacks people. That WASP poster I have no clue who any of those people are. But if I had lived closer I would have went to that show. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 10, 2023 19:14:47 GMT -5
Mike Mayo sounds like he read one of our Mike Bennett memes, then made that his ring name.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 10, 2023 19:59:52 GMT -5
Why do so many of these people look like high school kids going to a Halloween party? And the rest of them look like those high school kids' dads? |
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 20:20:58 GMT -5
Cause it's indie wrestling. And most of what I have posted so far was TN based. TN has either no wrestling comission or it is like in MS where the comission does nothing but collect their fees once a year.
So you get a pile of 15 year olds on shindies. Facing 30 year old vets.
But always don't judge a show by their flyer. There is a fed down this way. Mostly runs the gulf coast area of AL. They got TV on the Mobile AL based CBS and CW affilate. Did a free tv taping in Florida laast weekend. Great looking flyer,decent roster. They drew 20 people.....
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 10, 2023 20:40:20 GMT -5
 And proof you can't always judge a show by it;s flyer. Look at that looks like something we would have made in annual staff class in 1991. But that is for a show from last August. Legacy is ran by Gil Culkin,son of the culkin that ran MS Territory back in the 70s,and a dude that got ran out of the fed he created back in 2016. Main event Face team of Mustang Mike,LA based vet,and Vordell Walker is solid. Vordell can get a good match out of anyone. Mustang is over with the crowd and good. Heels are southern stretching crew. Bearded dude with hair is Hoss Jenson and he is .... I will be nice and say I am betting he has had an ok match(just I have never seen one with him in it) other dude no clue. Yes Davey Rich is the one from continetal. He is friends with the non Culkin owner. Black Ranger 2 is sadly not a Power Ranger gimmick. Just a generic dude in black mask. He hated it when in SWA I would start a SUMMON YOUR ZORD chant when he was in the ring. I know the guy that filmed this show and have seen the Hunter Law vs Wess Warren match. It is good and was told it was the best match on the show. They are two younger guys that are damn good. Walker Hayes is a Memphis dude. Pretty decent in the ring. Him vs Vlad Koloff tables match made Botchamania right at two years ago when they had 3 in a row I AM THE TABLE Moments. So crappy crapppy flyer but a show that is worth the 15 they asked to come in. |
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