Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 11, 2023 7:13:22 GMT -5
Did she go to mars along with Bigfoot? In all seriousness, I’m a big cryptid enthusiast and loch ness was a childhood fascination, but I am ready to concede there is nothing down there. This is the Scottish tourism board looking for some PR, also an excuse to bs a toon by the much and get wasted. www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/biggest-loch-ness-monster-search-1.6931897 |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 11, 2023 7:15:54 GMT -5
Something, Something, Tree Fiddy...
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thechase
King Koopa
Posts: 12,372
Member is Online
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Post by thechase on Aug 11, 2023 7:16:09 GMT -5
I'll be a little worried when he swallows me, but well...you know the rest
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 11, 2023 14:38:17 GMT -5
Please, I already know Nessie is real. I fought her back in 2017 when I went to Scotland for my sister's wedding. Lost my right arm in the battle, had it replaced with a cybernetic arm.
Now I want to return for my rematch....
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 11, 2023 15:03:35 GMT -5
Doesn't a giant sea creature need to like, eat stuff?
What could Nessie possibly eat for all this time?
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Post by Feyrhausen on Aug 11, 2023 15:33:09 GMT -5
Doesn't a giant sea creature need to like, eat stuff? What could Nessie possibly eat for all this time? Salmon, Char, Pike, Eels. All present in the loch. The question is how much. Some studies say not enough to support a large creature. Some studies say enough to feed 200 monsters. All the silt makes sonar studies inconclusive. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 11, 2023 15:41:58 GMT -5
Doesn't a giant sea creature need to like, eat stuff? What could Nessie possibly eat for all this time? tourists, Englishmen, werewolves (there seems to be a lot of those in the wilds of Scotland.), wandering Hogwarts students. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 11, 2023 16:24:54 GMT -5
Scotland does not exist. It's a myth. It's just tree branches and waves.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 11, 2023 16:32:53 GMT -5
Scotland does not exist. It's a myth. It's just tree branches and waves. then where did my mum and her side of the family come from? who am I kidding, I live outside of London... I dont exist either. |
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Post by Gremlin on Aug 11, 2023 16:35:36 GMT -5
I'll tell you where they are going to find Nessie.
In the last place they look.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 11, 2023 20:15:20 GMT -5
I want to believe, but it's likely a collection of mundane objects/animals and a good imagination.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 11, 2023 21:12:18 GMT -5
Finally we're gonna find the Family Ness
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Aug 12, 2023 1:33:26 GMT -5
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers,two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I’ve just described, to you, the Loch Ness Monster. The reward for its capture? All the riches of Scotland. My only question, why are you still here.
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