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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 25, 2023 7:47:56 GMT -5
Every time I see ice cream donuts I get mild anxiety. I’m sure they’re delicious, but at best it seems like a beat the clock scenario. Gobbling down a day’s worth of calories to avoid making a mess just doesn’t seem worth it to me. Here is what I’m talking about for those who haven’t heard of them before:  |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 25, 2023 7:52:53 GMT -5
Pomegranates….delicious fruit inside.
It’s like breaking into Fort Knox to get to the good stuff though.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Aug 25, 2023 7:58:54 GMT -5
Similar to the first item, ice cream sandwiches made from chocolate chip cookies. When the cookies are too hard, it's almost guaranteed to see some of the ice cream squeeze out from the first bite.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 25, 2023 8:02:06 GMT -5
Food that you have to unhook your jaw like a snake to eat..
Like unnecessarily tall hamburgers
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 25, 2023 8:15:00 GMT -5
Skittles. Always cuts the roof of your mouth.
Crab or lobster. So much work for so little reward..
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 25, 2023 8:22:43 GMT -5
Hard shelled tacos are delicious on the first bite then the shell explodes and you have a mess Food that you have to unhook your jaw like a snake to eat.. Like unnecessarily tall hamburgers Lord yes. The trend of the stupidly tall burger needs to die. You literally can't eat it without ripping it apart, thus nullifying the entire point. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 25, 2023 8:26:42 GMT -5
Skittles. Always cuts the roof of your mouth. Crab or lobster. So much Elton for so little reward.. Came in to mention crab I just don’t get it, it’s not worth the effort |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Aug 25, 2023 8:34:05 GMT -5
Oranges. It's like manual labour peeling it, taking out any seeds, making sure it doesn't drip everywhere.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 25, 2023 8:39:05 GMT -5
This might be exclusive to Australia..
But bread rolls covered in powder like flour .. Bap Rolls..
Just really messy.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Aug 25, 2023 8:44:37 GMT -5
Peel and eat shrimp…
Way too much effort
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 25, 2023 8:50:36 GMT -5
This might be exclusive to Australia.. But bread rolls covered in powder like flour .. Bap Rolls.. Just really messy. One that’s a little more widespread: powdered donuts. Even this morning I was shopping for pastries and considered getting the powdered donuts, but no matter how carefully you eat them a little powder seems to get out. Then even a little powder tends to make a mess. I opted for the blueberry muffins instead. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 25, 2023 9:10:59 GMT -5
I always eat ice cream in a bowl for that very reason.
schwarmas are one of my favorite things to eat but man the ones I get locally are always fragile as hell. have to eat them with a spoon at the ready because they inevitably disintegrate about 2/3 of the way.
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Post by Joker on Aug 25, 2023 9:25:52 GMT -5
Is the answer chillies?
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Aug 25, 2023 9:59:34 GMT -5
This may be controversial... but chicken wings. I find them messy, and there's not a lot of meat for the mess they make.
I know 'boneless wings' are just 'chicken nuggets for adults' but at least I get a full bite out of them, and less mess.
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Post by Bruce Mother Wayne on Aug 25, 2023 10:01:59 GMT -5
Isn't the answer in the thread title itself?
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 25, 2023 10:26:36 GMT -5
Taco Bell
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Aug 25, 2023 10:47:08 GMT -5
Ass
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Post by Paul on Aug 25, 2023 11:06:13 GMT -5
Oranges.. They're a pain to peel and then a pain to try to eat without getting orange juice on your fingers.
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Post by chrom on Aug 25, 2023 11:13:33 GMT -5
Ditto on those who said crab legs. Pain in the butt to crack open unless you have something to break them
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Post by rainandlava on Aug 25, 2023 11:42:59 GMT -5
Years ago, I used to eat burgers with three patties with no problems. Nowadays, it would take me an hour to even eat one, much less finish it.
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