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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 6, 2023 6:10:48 GMT -5
I’m actually thinking that since Pepe LePew has become troublesome for wanrer Bros, this is a golden opportunity to replace him with a bedbug. What’s a French name that starts with a B?
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Post by dirtyoldman on Oct 6, 2023 6:29:13 GMT -5
zut!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 6, 2023 6:48:46 GMT -5
My fellow Americans, we wouldn't have our independence as a nation if not for France. So we gotta help them out. The rest of the world, if we don't stop these super bed bugs in France, they'll take over the planet. We must all work together. So we must get our bed bug killing spray, put on some protective clothing and take these things out! Who's with me? Clear eyes, full hearts!
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 6, 2023 6:54:29 GMT -5
What’s a French name that starts with a B? Beauregard (or just Beau), Basile, or Bastien. I’m sure there more and ones that would work better. |
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Oct 6, 2023 7:03:48 GMT -5
What’s a French name that starts with a B? Beauregard (or just Beau), Basile, or Bastien. I’m sure there more and ones that would work better. One of those is my last name! |
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 6, 2023 7:16:15 GMT -5
What’s a French name that starts with a B? Beauregard (or just Beau), Basile, or Bastien. I’m sure there more and ones that would work better. Or maybe the bedbugs tell the exterminator “I fart in your general direction!” |
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Post by tirtefaa on Oct 6, 2023 8:33:28 GMT -5
After dealing with a bed bug issue at my former place of employment, I will say these things are the absolute worst kind of pest you can have. They are no joke.
Just about nothing kills them except for extreme levels of heat. You may as well throw away all your belongings since these critters can hide anywhere and survive for months without food.
I drove home every night for two months where I would literally throw my clothes in a trash bag before I went into my apartment. I will gladly deal with any other pest before I deal with a single bed bug.
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Post by darbus alan on Oct 6, 2023 9:30:22 GMT -5
"Bedbug" is way too cute a name for such an obnoxious pest.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 6, 2023 10:57:38 GMT -5
Beauregard (or just Beau), Basile, or Bastien. I’m sure there more and ones that would work better. One of those is my last name! (just Beau)? What a strange name. |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Oct 6, 2023 12:05:11 GMT -5
swear to god
they chuck a rock at buenos aires ...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 6, 2023 12:13:37 GMT -5
"Bedbug" is way too cute a name for such an obnoxious pest. Yeah, it's cute like 'Ladybug' when they are Satan's little helpers. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 6, 2023 12:20:28 GMT -5
Napoleon - "Not tonight Josephine.....no seriously, I'm not getting in that f***ing bed"
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 6, 2023 13:52:37 GMT -5
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Post by Perd on Oct 6, 2023 17:53:04 GMT -5
Well, its biggest city is full of Parisites.
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Post by MC Blowfish on Oct 6, 2023 21:10:08 GMT -5
We had them last year. It was awful. The only thing that worked was heat.
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Oct 9, 2023 2:06:37 GMT -5
swear to god they chuck a rock at buenos aires ... Would you like to know more? |
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Post by Gunhaver on Oct 9, 2023 9:01:10 GMT -5
We had them last year. It was awful. The only thing that worked was heat. Their bodies have adapted to key chemicals in once effective insecticide. I read a really interesting piece a while ago about how a female exposed to new pesticides would pass on resistance to the eggs. Their reproductive cycle is really fast, too. |
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Post by chrom on Oct 9, 2023 9:45:45 GMT -5
"Bedbug" is way too cute a name for such an obnoxious pest. Yeah, it's cute like 'Ladybug' when they are Satan's little helpers. People gave them cute names so to make you feel bad when you kill it |
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 9, 2023 10:03:32 GMT -5
We had them last year. It was awful. The only thing that worked was heat. Their bodies have adapted to key chemicals in once effective insecticide. I read a really interesting piece a while ago about how a female exposed to new pesticides would pass on resistance to the eggs. Their reproductive cycle is really fast, too. Twilight of the cockroaches |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 9, 2023 13:24:35 GMT -5
After dealing with a bed bug issue at my former place of employment, I will say these things are the absolute worst kind of pest you can have. They are no joke. Seconded. I work in a hotel, and we have two rooms that we just can't get rid of them from. The company must have spent thousands on trying to eradicate the little bastards over the last five years, but withing a couple of weeks of the rooms being treated we inevitably get a guest complaint about being bitten. |
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