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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Oct 21, 2023 19:18:10 GMT -5
Smells bad.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 39,764
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Post by fw91 on Oct 21, 2023 19:29:34 GMT -5
You smelled it and dealt it.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Oct 21, 2023 19:43:35 GMT -5
Who farted?
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,781
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 21, 2023 19:48:40 GMT -5
Great, now tell me how much my tax refund is.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Oct 22, 2023 1:32:37 GMT -5
Uh oh, definitely farted.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
Posts: 8,375
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Post by Nosnorb on Oct 22, 2023 9:03:13 GMT -5
You smelled it and dealt it. One who rhymed did the crime.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,179
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2023 9:13:33 GMT -5
Last night, I was hosting my mother for the night, and I farted, and then she went in the area I did it in, and it smelt so bad, she almost puked.
I blame the Culver's.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,372
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 22, 2023 10:00:34 GMT -5
It's not taco bell it's not greasy pizza it's not the chinese buffet it's my mom's cabbage soup that opens the pits of hell inside my anus
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
Posts: 8,375
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Post by Nosnorb on Oct 22, 2023 10:02:50 GMT -5
You can't spell Fart without Art. A truly great fart is a masterpiece that exists only for a few moments, to remind us all of our mortality.
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Post by darbus alan on Oct 22, 2023 10:13:14 GMT -5
Was it a loud one or silent but deadly?
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Post by thechase on Oct 22, 2023 10:22:12 GMT -5
I pulled your finger
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,540
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 22, 2023 10:33:57 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 22, 2023 12:32:45 GMT -5
Hey now, that just says her butt is stinky. Doesn't say anything about her farting.
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Oct 22, 2023 12:38:02 GMT -5
Hey now, that just says her butt is stinky. Doesn't say anything about her farting. Right. If we need to consult an expert on flatulence, we'd have to go ask Natalya.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,632
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 22, 2023 14:50:38 GMT -5
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
Posts: 2,050
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Post by J. Hova on Oct 22, 2023 17:59:28 GMT -5
Was it so bad that it could kill cancer?
Was it so bad that it would come in handy if you had something that needed welding?
Was it so bad that killed your house plants?
Was it so bad that it could end a marriage?
God I miss George Carlin.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Oct 25, 2023 3:11:57 GMT -5
We're cruisin in my car down the street, my girl she says, "Excuse me" and she farted to the beat I couldn't believe it, my girl is too sweet She did it again, ripped a hole in my seat!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,317
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 26, 2023 9:05:44 GMT -5
Feel better now?
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