Batista stole 5 dollars from me last night.

[carter 15]

TISTA IS THE DEBIL

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

those were his $5. and this sunday... he'll be needing them back. even though you already gave them to him.

[stevierichardsfan]

i hate batista

[Tha Kid Joker]

boberts said:

heffer111 said:

Well, me and 3 friends go to the horse race track to try it out, do some betting. Well, its not that full, so we just park in a lot. We do our thing, and when we're leaving we get in the car and apparantly we accidently parked in a valet lot. One valet driver in a car blocks us from leaving our spot, and 2 more valet workers come over. They start trying to get us to pay 5 dollars for parking there for something, but we're trying to explain that there were no signs saying this was a valet lot, and we parked on our own so they can smurf themselves. Well, a manager heads over, can hardly speak english and has like a german accent, and starts like yellin at us for the 5 dollars. My friend like has roid rage, and just freaks out yelling at the guy. It got to a pretty heated argument for about 10 minutes, with us arguing with 4 people. They still have us blocked in unless we would've left a while ago. So here is where Batista comes in. This guy starts walking over in a valet uniform, jacked as smurf, and looked EXACTLY like batista. Like, if you told me it was him, i wouldnt of been surprised. Anyways, I freak out, and start yelling Batista is coming over and I just throw 5 dollars at the guy and tell him to smurf himself and leave.


Kind of anti-climatic, but if Batista didn't walk over, I would be 5 dollars richer. At least I won money at the track :/

"That's my five dollars...come Sunday, I'm going to be needing it back"

Immediately followed by him turning and walking away, with "*short metal riff* I WALK A MILE INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGEERRRR..." playing out of the back of someone's car. Fade to WWE logo.

[What?]

The real Batista would have given you $5. Just so he could then ask for it back.