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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 11:25:37 GMT -5
Well, me and 3 friends go to the horse race track to try it out, do some betting. Well, its not that full, so we just park in a lot. We do our thing, and when we're leaving we get in the car and apparantly we accidently parked in a valet lot. One valet driver in a car blocks us from leaving our spot, and 2 more valet workers come over. They start trying to get us to pay 5 dollars for parking there for something, but we're trying to explain that there were no signs saying this was a valet lot, and we parked on our own so they can f*** themselves. Well, a manager heads over, can hardly speak english and has like a german accent, and starts like yellin at us for the 5 dollars. My friend like has roid rage, and just freaks out yelling at the guy. It got to a pretty heated argument for about 10 minutes, with us arguing with 4 people. They still have us blocked in unless we would've left a while ago. So here is where Batista comes in. This guy starts walking over in a valet uniform, jacked as f***, and looked EXACTLY like batista. Like, if you told me it was him, i wouldnt of been surprised. Anyways, I freak out, and start yelling Batista is coming over and I just throw 5 dollars at the guy and tell him to f*** himself and leave.
Kind of anti-climatic, but if Batista didn't walk over, I would be 5 dollars richer. At least I won money at the track :/
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Post by joecro on May 27, 2007 11:28:01 GMT -5
-blinks-.....k
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Post by TuneinTokyo on May 27, 2007 11:38:41 GMT -5
Just yelling Bastita is coming and throwing five bucks out the window was probably five bucks well spent, though I would've added "I hung out the window and flipped him off as we drove away."
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 27, 2007 11:39:07 GMT -5
...well...alrighty then...
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on May 27, 2007 11:42:36 GMT -5
That was a good story. Plus, winning money at the tracks is always a good thing.
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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 11:44:45 GMT -5
i dont think u guys understand the sight of being surrounded by valet workers not being allowed to leave for 5 dollars that they dont deserve, and then batista walking over.
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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 11:45:48 GMT -5
That was a good story. Plus, winning money at the tracks is always a good thing. hahah i know, beginners luck. my friend won a super trifecta, he won 125 from a 2 dollar bet
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Post by What? on May 27, 2007 12:03:07 GMT -5
What?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 27, 2007 12:10:38 GMT -5
Well, me and 3 friends go to the horse race track to try it out, do some betting. Well, its not that full, so we just park in a lot. We do our thing, and when we're leaving we get in the car and apparantly we accidently parked in a valet lot. One valet driver in a car blocks us from leaving our spot, and 2 more valet workers come over. They start trying to get us to pay 5 dollars for parking there for something, but we're trying to explain that there were no signs saying this was a valet lot, and we parked on our own so they can smurf themselves. Well, a manager heads over, can hardly speak english and has like a german accent, and starts like yellin at us for the 5 dollars. My friend like has roid rage, and just freaks out yelling at the guy. It got to a pretty heated argument for about 10 minutes, with us arguing with 4 people. They still have us blocked in unless we would've left a while ago. So here is where Batista comes in. This guy starts walking over in a valet uniform, jacked as smurf, and looked EXACTLY like batista. Like, if you told me it was him, i wouldnt of been surprised. Anyways, I freak out, and start yelling Batista is coming over and I just throw 5 dollars at the guy and tell him to smurf himself and leave. Kind of anti-climatic, but if Batista didn't walk over, I would be 5 dollars richer. At least I won money at the track :/ "That's my five dollars...come Sunday, I'm going to be needing it back"
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Post by leemir on May 27, 2007 12:19:31 GMT -5
I'm going to have nightmares about been attacked by a gang of valets now.
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Post by lildude8218 on May 27, 2007 14:45:31 GMT -5
I read this story on Rajah too.....wait, what?
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Post by Stu on May 27, 2007 14:55:44 GMT -5
So begins the "It's Batista's fault that ......" trend.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 27, 2007 15:06:06 GMT -5
Jeez... couldn' t you just give the five buècks as soon as the beginning ? You wouldn' t have wasted your time and you wouldn' t have been assaulted by valets and Batista. Plus, you had just won some money, what were you complaining about ?
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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 15:07:22 GMT -5
Jeez... couldn' t you just give the five buècks as soon as the beginning ? You wouldn' t have wasted your time and you wouldn' t have been assaulted by valets and Batista. Plus, you had just won some money, what were you complaining about ? there were no signs anywhere, and noone parked our car. why would we pay for valet?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 27, 2007 15:09:03 GMT -5
Jeez... couldn' t you just give the five buècks as soon as the beginning ? You wouldn' t have wasted your time and you wouldn' t have been assaulted by valets and Batista. Plus, you had just won some money, what were you complaining about ? there were no signs anywhere, and noone parked our car. why would we pay for valet? Well, in order not to be annoyed ? I mean, you immediately dropped the money as soon as you saw the guy, why did you make so much noise before ?
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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 15:10:32 GMT -5
I only gave the money cause I was freaked out that Batista was about to kill me. And we wern't just going to give them money for no reason. When we drove out, we still saw no signs that said it was a valet lot. And the lot was nearly empty, why did they care so much?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 27, 2007 15:12:13 GMT -5
I only gave the money cause I was freaked out that Batista was about to kill me. And we wern't just going to give them money for no reason. When we drove out, we still saw no signs that said it was a valet lot. And the lot was nearly empty, why did they care so much? I understand your point but... it' s just five dollars, my way of thinking would have been "it' s pretty cheap for being left alone."
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Post by heffer111 on May 27, 2007 16:00:11 GMT -5
hahaa nah, the argument was actually really funny. it was that absurd that they had a strategy for not letting us leave
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Post by humanoid on May 27, 2007 18:52:51 GMT -5
they sound like gypsies
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Post by rrm15 on May 27, 2007 18:54:16 GMT -5
THAT DAMN BATISTA!
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