y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Nov 17, 2023 17:56:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2023 18:02:03 GMT -5
I would. Love movies and would even write a review for each of them, even if it ain't my flavor.
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bob
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Post by bob on Nov 17, 2023 18:14:42 GMT -5
my mom might
she loves this sappy crap
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 17, 2023 18:23:41 GMT -5
My mom does this for free lol
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 17, 2023 19:04:24 GMT -5
Isn’t this the same as watching the same movie 12 times?
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Post by Urn Anderson on Nov 17, 2023 19:38:25 GMT -5
I enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies, but I enjoy them in the same way I enjoy AC/DC and Motorhead. It’s a formula that works well, with a bunch of slight variations on the same thing, because it doesn’t really need fixing.
I don’t think I could review twelve of them without running out of different things to say.
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Nov 17, 2023 19:49:31 GMT -5
"Three Wise Men and a Baby"
Why is that a thing??
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Nov 17, 2023 20:03:44 GMT -5
I would. Love movies and would even write a review for each of them, even if it ain't my flavor. I am the same way. I could do this.
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mystermystery
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Post by mystermystery on Nov 17, 2023 20:16:10 GMT -5
"Three Wise Men and a Baby" Why is that a thing?? Much like how horror has dipped into things like "It's a Wonderful Knife", Hallmark has slowly started to become more pun-heavy as they continuously make movies that they can't just keep titling things "CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS." Also, that one is cute-ish. I've seen all of those movies with my mother. This'll be my first Christmas without her so I could only imagine how marathoning a bunch of Hallmark would literally be mental torture for me in a non-fun-jokey way. Oh well.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Nov 17, 2023 20:16:13 GMT -5
Oh I've seen this one. The women's fiance who's been nothing but loving and supportive the whole time is really a jerk who wants to tear down the playground in her small hometown that she returned to. And the guy who wears overalls and a trucker hat and chews tobacco in every scene is her actual love.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 17, 2023 20:51:56 GMT -5
Wanna bet it'll be one script filmed twelve times with different actors?
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 17, 2023 22:41:19 GMT -5
And they'll monitor his or her mind.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Nov 18, 2023 0:38:34 GMT -5
Oh I've seen this one. The women's fiance who's been nothing but loving and supportive the whole time is really a jerk who wants to tear down the playground in her small hometown that she returned to. And the guy who wears overalls and a trucker hat and chews tobacco in every scene is her actual love. OR, it'll be the one about the person who has the sheer audacity to be single and not desire kids, and how they learn just how wrong they are and end up with a family just in time for the holidays!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 18, 2023 1:56:07 GMT -5
I know 12 movies is a time commitment, but I am not sure I'd need to change my socks 6 movies in. Why do they need two pairs for this?
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Nov 18, 2023 2:23:16 GMT -5
I almost entered, but they ask for an Instagram handle and I don't have one. I'd prob'ly be disqualified because of that. Otherwise, getting paid a healthy chunk of change to watch what's essentially the same mediocre movie twelve times and drink cocoa would be right up my alley.
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schma
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Post by schma on Nov 18, 2023 2:42:48 GMT -5
"Three Wise Men and a Baby" Why is that a thing?? Vince McMahon titled it based off the hot new comedy he'd just seen "Three men and a baby" from 1987.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Nov 18, 2023 2:57:10 GMT -5
I am very disappointed that this thread is not about an article about someone with too much money paying someone $2000 to watch 12 Hallmark movies.
$2000 sounds like a piss in the bucket for even a dude who won the lottery.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 18, 2023 3:14:28 GMT -5
Surely there must be an easier way to get fuzzy socks.
Also, "The Nine Lives of Christmas" is automatically number one because of the adorable kitty kat.
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Nov 18, 2023 14:04:32 GMT -5
I don't think 2k would cover the liquor I'd require to watch 12 of these.
Also sign me up as my mom loves loves loves these movies.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 18, 2023 16:38:18 GMT -5
Isn’t this the same as watching the same movie 12 times? Yeah surely you could watch like two and phone in the rest of the reviews. Sign me up for this. I was great at faking book reports in school.
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