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Post by City Duck on Nov 21, 2023 22:35:25 GMT -5
What if I were to purchase Cosmic Brownies and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, V Dub.
So Von Wagner went to dinner at Robert Stone's house and had a wholesome time where he bonded with Mr Stone's kids, brought them COSMIC f***ING BROWNIES IN A PLASTIC CONTAINER LIKE HE WHIPPED IT UP IN A COLD AFTERNOON, promised to beat up the older kids terrorizing Mr. Stone's kids. Von has their names and now all we have to ponder is whether he's gonna get them on camera or not. RIP those 7th graders.
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Post by City Duck on Nov 21, 2023 22:53:59 GMT -5
OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT
He also ate spaghetti. Demolished spaghetti, even. Slurped it down no cough style. Unreal.
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gritizen
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Post by gritizen on Nov 21, 2023 22:54:53 GMT -5
Imagining Von bursting into a cafeteria and putting two children through a table
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 21, 2023 22:57:10 GMT -5
Time to reenact the Sting Sprite commercial.
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Post by City Duck on Nov 21, 2023 22:58:42 GMT -5
Imagining Von bursting into a cafeteria and putting two children through a table Oh my god WWE YouTube is usually late as shit to upload NXT cinematic segments. They understand how important this is. |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 21, 2023 23:07:11 GMT -5
I have this fear they're gonna be revealed as Von's kids.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Nov 21, 2023 23:10:36 GMT -5
If Von Wagner beats up those kids on NXT television I will watch for the next month.
Edit: I won't even fast-forward
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 21, 2023 23:12:26 GMT -5
Maybe Von can come to the grocery store and beat up the kids that always seem to be there too
The video ending with a split second of War Pigs is even funnier.
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The Gallus Mark
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Post by The Gallus Mark on Nov 22, 2023 0:37:45 GMT -5
Von Wagner is one of the funniest characters WWE has ever had
This shit was great
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Post by 4real on Nov 22, 2023 2:07:04 GMT -5
I want a segment next weeks where Von Wagner gets put in jail for beating up kids. Stacks and Tony D are also there of course. He phones Dom Mysterio for advice on how to get through prison life.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 22, 2023 3:35:12 GMT -5
He should have brought a tupperware full of Twinkies and tried to say he cooked them himself. Be like, "Look! They're brown on the bottom and everything!"
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Nov 22, 2023 12:55:11 GMT -5
I've never been so excited to see a grown man beat the shit out of some little kids.
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