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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Nov 23, 2023 17:37:20 GMT -5
I thought turkeys could fly.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 23, 2023 17:38:34 GMT -5
No. They hit the ground like bags of wet cement.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Nov 23, 2023 18:34:04 GMT -5
they can hover actually. like if they're going to attack you, they can hover and put up their talons
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Nov 23, 2023 18:55:22 GMT -5
you seem to be confusing turkeys with peacocks
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Nov 23, 2023 19:11:21 GMT -5
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 23, 2023 19:36:13 GMT -5
There are wild turkeys that live around here and I saw one fly after nearly getting hit by a car.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 23, 2023 20:07:14 GMT -5
He is broken in half!
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Nosnorb
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Post by Nosnorb on Nov 23, 2023 20:37:26 GMT -5
I will kick Bishop Brennan up the Arse!
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 23, 2023 20:56:09 GMT -5
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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Post by Milkman Norm on Nov 23, 2023 21:01:15 GMT -5
I can't quite explain it, it's like the turkeys mounted a counter attack.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 24, 2023 3:01:47 GMT -5
I like to imagine that people who are from the country Turkey are actual Turkeys. It's just very amusing to think that there is an entire country inhabited by intelligent Turkeys who have their own government and monetary system. Then, at the U.N. meeting there is a Turkey in a suit as their countries representative.
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Post by dirtyoldman on Nov 24, 2023 4:20:48 GMT -5
I love the story of Alice Cooper in his early days when someone threw a chicken on stage. He believed since it has wings and a feathers and being from Detroit never seen a farm, thought it would fly away when he threw it out.
Was surprised when it fell back into the crowd and got torn apart.
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Post by chazraps on Nov 24, 2023 4:34:47 GMT -5
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 24, 2023 5:33:00 GMT -5
No. They hit the ground like bags of wet cement. Some go through the windshield of parked cars. |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 24, 2023 5:47:15 GMT -5
Just be careful with threads relating to WKRP in Cincinnati because you never know if the Phone Cops are lurking on these boards.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 24, 2023 6:40:11 GMT -5
I love the story of Alice Cooper in his early days when someone threw a chicken on stage. He believed since it has wings and a feathers and being from Detroit never seen a farm, thought it would fly away when he threw it out. Was surprised when it fell back into the crowd and got torn apart. There is a famous photo of him with Colonel Sanders. I always imagine him saying “God as my witness…I thought chickens could fly.” |
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Post by dirtyoldman on Nov 24, 2023 8:07:19 GMT -5
He's mates with alot of famous people. Dali and his neighbour was Groucho Marx. He used to ring him up and ask Alice round to watch movies.
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 24, 2023 11:29:21 GMT -5
This thread deserves a Buckeye News Award.
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Post by hassanchop on Nov 24, 2023 15:34:09 GMT -5
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