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Post by wildojinx on Dec 5, 2023 11:42:08 GMT -5
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 5, 2023 11:54:26 GMT -5
Guess we can’t call him bum ass Corbin anymore
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 5, 2023 11:55:35 GMT -5
He should randomly pull out some jiu-jitsu moves against Dragunov at NXT Deadline.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 5, 2023 12:07:52 GMT -5
So, if he's so good at BJJ, why's he a big, gangly bastard in wrestling?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 5, 2023 12:14:10 GMT -5
So when's he gonna start cutting promos in Portuguese?
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Post by The anti-ratings Luddite on Dec 5, 2023 12:33:48 GMT -5
Corbin is proof of something I've long since believed in wrestling, and that's that the dudes that can absolutely beat your ass are the ones that don't sweat looking like goofs.
Kurt Angle, Ziggler, Corbin, Heath Slater, hell even Brock to an extent, all have zero issue leaning into the silly aspects of pro-wrestling, because they can put your head up your ass in a real fight and don't have to worry about their ego in a fake one.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 5, 2023 12:34:42 GMT -5
I really love how the past year or so just everything seems to be coming up Corbin. Dude is a million times better now than he was doing that awful JBL bit or Happy Corbin or whatever. I honestly kind of want him to beat Ilja.
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 5, 2023 14:39:38 GMT -5
Does this make him a jiu-jitsu jackoff?
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Dec 5, 2023 14:58:25 GMT -5
He should randomly pull out some jiu-jitsu moves against Dragunov at NXT Deadline. I have a feeling people are going to be like "holy shit, I didn't realize Corbin could go like that" by the time the match is over. I suspect it's going to be a banger. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Dec 6, 2023 3:05:14 GMT -5
They should do an angle where Dragunov sticks the gold medal down the front of his trunks.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 6, 2023 4:18:00 GMT -5
Corbin is proof of something I've long since believed in wrestling, and that's that the dudes that can absolutely beat your ass are the ones that don't sweat looking like goofs. Kurt Angle, Ziggler, Corbin, Heath Slater, hell even Brock to an extent, all have zero issue leaning into the silly aspects of pro-wrestling, because they can put your head up your ass in a real fight and don't have to worry about their ego in a fake one. Heath Slater? I just looked up his Wikipedia page and I have no idea what I’m supposed to know about his background that indicates to me that he should be in the same convo of shoot fighter as Angle, Brock, Ziggler, etc. |
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Post by tirtefaa on Dec 6, 2023 8:51:24 GMT -5
 "Big deal. Did he do it with a broken neck?" |
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Post by Zenengage on Dec 6, 2023 16:44:55 GMT -5
Corbin is proof of something I've long since believed in wrestling, and that's that the dudes that can absolutely beat your ass are the ones that don't sweat looking like goofs. Kurt Angle, Ziggler, Corbin, Heath Slater, hell even Brock to an extent, all have zero issue leaning into the silly aspects of pro-wrestling, because they can put your head up your ass in a real fight and don't have to worry about their ego in a fake one. Heath Slater? I just looked up his Wikipedia page and I have no idea what I’m supposed to know about his background that indicates to me that he should be in the same convo of shoot fighter as Angle, Brock, Ziggler, etc. Heath Slater was apparently a regional Golden Gloves boxing champion (as was Baron Corbin, incidentally). |
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