CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 6, 2023 20:17:13 GMT -5
It's like someone mixed Lesnar's DNA with pre-surgery Chyna's...
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 6, 2023 20:21:04 GMT -5
Here Comes The Dame.
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Post by Stu on Dec 6, 2023 20:27:26 GMT -5
Hey everyone, there's nothing wrong with saying she looks like her father. Let's just avoid mocking her for that.
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cosmo
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Post by cosmo on Dec 6, 2023 20:29:07 GMT -5
Hey everyone, there's nothing wrong with saying she looks like her father. Let's just avoid mocking her for that.
Yeah, I think my joke may have been a wee bit in bad taste in hindsight.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 6, 2023 20:54:33 GMT -5
well the women's division is done for the next 15 years lmao. you have her walk out you don't even need to say who she is related to, everyone will already know it is over In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter...
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Dec 6, 2023 21:39:05 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter... That's why you lean into it, and have her F5 a bunch of women and stare into the hard cam without saying a word.
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Dec 6, 2023 22:14:06 GMT -5
She looks so incredibly similar to him that it's kind of flat out uncanny. I mean, she's his daughter. The resemblance couldn't be more canny.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 6, 2023 22:18:06 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter... You could put a bandana on her to downplay it a little, but yeah, people would figure it out probably before she even hit the ring, especially if she did the bounce.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Dec 6, 2023 22:20:19 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter... that's the exact cool part of it! you don't even have to mention it, the crowd will realize it, go nuts and instant star is made.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 7, 2023 0:48:49 GMT -5
Why Colorado State?
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Post by dav on Dec 7, 2023 3:02:48 GMT -5
Because the Colorado Rocky Mountain high He's seen it rainin' fire in the sky The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullaby Rocky Mountain high (Colorado) Rocky Mountain high (high in Colorado)
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 7, 2023 3:45:37 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter... Maybe have her be wearing a generic mask like a journeyman enhancement talent would wear and then have her rip it off after she murders everyone in ring.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 7, 2023 5:03:18 GMT -5
There is nothing women can achieve that won't result in insults/discussion about their appearance. It's f***ing depressing.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 7, 2023 12:46:45 GMT -5
She looks so incredibly similar to him that it's kind of flat out uncanny. I saw the side by side TMZ has posted and I honestly thought it was a photoshop, or mashup or something at first. My second thought was “oh sweet f*** how do they not have her signed yet?!?” but given all the issues Brock experienced during his first run I imagine he’s keeping her the f*** away from the business Brock seems way too street smart to ever advise that she be within the same universe as the business. If he does, he’ll make sure she gets every penny and perk imaginable.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 7, 2023 13:09:36 GMT -5
I'm just picturing her reading this thread:
Brock's daughter: "Daaaaad. These people are being horrible to me" Brock: "I'm on it." *Puts on Cowbody hat and does the ending of 'Jay and Silet Bob Strike back', showing up at people's houses*
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Post by cosmo on Dec 7, 2023 13:55:35 GMT -5
I'm just picturing her reading this thread: Brock's daughter: "Daaaaad. These people are being horrible to me" Brock: "I'm on it." *Puts on Cowbody hat and does the ending of 'Jay and Silet Bob Strike back', showing up at people's houses* Yeah, but I’d rather have two stoners beat me up, instead of a grizzly bear.
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Post by floundertime on Dec 7, 2023 15:29:15 GMT -5
How do we k ow the strong genetics don’t come her mom and not Brock?
(Checks photo)
Never mind
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Post by Kalmia on Dec 7, 2023 15:32:33 GMT -5
Good for her! Must be rough being the kid of an athlete who's been as successful as Brock (especially as he's been successful in more than one field) but it looks like the athletic genes and desire to win got passed down.
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Post by Garyspivey on Dec 7, 2023 17:47:23 GMT -5
Who told Brock to go F himself and did he anticipate the result (ok I’m done)
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Dec 7, 2023 18:12:13 GMT -5
Imagine finally plucking up the courage to ask her to prom, she says yes but you're 2 minutes late bringing her home
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