hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 7, 2023 18:16:09 GMT -5
It's cool. Just don't say what your dad said years ago during his UFC days. Just won't fly today.
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 7, 2023 18:27:28 GMT -5
well the women's division is done for the next 15 years lmao. you have her walk out you don't even need to say who she is related to, everyone will already know it is over In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. Whoever the smallest woman in the roster is at that point needs to eat the multiple powerbombs ala Spike Dudley. |
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 7, 2023 18:29:03 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. Whoever the smallest woman in the roster is at that point needs to eat the multiple powerbombs ala Spike Dudley. Poor Ivy Nile. |
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Dec 7, 2023 18:36:21 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar is also the Final Boss of genetics.
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 7, 2023 19:14:25 GMT -5
Whoever the smallest woman in the roster is at that point needs to eat the multiple powerbombs ala Spike Dudley. Poor Ivy Nile. It'll be Katana Chance. |
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Dec 7, 2023 19:27:20 GMT -5
I'm just picturing her reading this thread: Brock's daughter: "Daaaaad. These people are being horrible to me" Brock: "I'm on it." *Puts on Cowbody hat and does the ending of 'Jay and Silet Bob Strike back', showing up at people's houses* Brock, in 2023: “What the f*** is the internet?” |
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 7, 2023 19:29:09 GMT -5
I'm just picturing her reading this thread: Brock's daughter: "Daaaaad. These people are being horrible to me" Brock: "I'm on it." *Puts on Cowbody hat and does the ending of 'Jay and Silet Bob Strike back', showing up at people's houses* Brock, in 2023: “What the f*** is the internet?” See, this just makes me picture a time-displaced Brock in one of those AOL pictures that then WWF did (Bret Hart doing one is the one that comes to mind first). |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 7, 2023 20:24:58 GMT -5
Imagine finally plucking up the courage to ask her to prom, she says yes but you're 2 minutes late bringing her home  What no flinging the car door into the crowd gif |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 7, 2023 20:47:53 GMT -5
She's more evidence that Lesnar is just a genetic anomaly.
She could go into wrestling, or even the olympics.
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 8, 2023 1:39:51 GMT -5
Feel a bit bad for her tbh. Seen a lot of cruel comments online
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 8, 2023 2:22:20 GMT -5
I think the kid would achieve mad success in any sport. She just looks like she came to win.
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Post by callmekc on Dec 8, 2023 4:08:20 GMT -5
She's more evidence that Lesnar is just a genetic anomaly. She could go into wrestling, or even the olympics. Why not both? And yeah that photo makes her look a lot like her dad. I wouldn't be shocked if there was some touching up done to emphasise it. |
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Post by THE FVNKER on Dec 8, 2023 5:42:45 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. the only problem with that is there is no way to see her and not realize she's Brock Lesnar's daughter... That's what I was going for. The reason for the F5 would be to say it without saying it. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 8, 2023 6:42:45 GMT -5
Feel a bit bad for her tbh. Seen a lot of cruel comments online Yeah it's pretty f***ing horrible, and being Brock's kid meant she was inevitably going to get attention anyway That said, she is absolutely going to at some point find at least one life partner who treasures her, cherishes her, and knows how to treat someone, and a bunch of incels on the internet who've never touched a woman calling her ugly will seem a bit less important She also clearly could beat the everloving shit out of any of them if they ever try it to her face without her dad needing to get involved at all |
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Post by cosmo on Dec 8, 2023 8:40:39 GMT -5
In all reality.. and I realize there's a chance it would fall flat.. She debuts with zero music, no lower third nameplate, walks to the ring and F5's like seven of the women and just stares into the hard cam. If it worked it would be a sick debut. Whoever the smallest woman in the roster is at that point needs to eat the multiple powerbombs ala Spike Dudley.
Let's just hope that if she wrestles whomever the female equivalent of Kurt Angle is at Wrestlemania, she doesn't land on her head doing a shooting star press.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 8, 2023 14:23:16 GMT -5
Feel a bit bad for her tbh. Seen a lot of cruel comments online Yeah it's pretty f***ing horrible, and being Brock's kid meant she was inevitably going to get attention anyway That said, she is absolutely going to at some point find at least one life partner who treasures her, cherishes her, and knows how to treat someone, and a bunch of incels on the internet who've never touched a woman calling her ugly will seem a bit less important She also clearly could beat the everloving shit out of any of them if they ever try it to her face without her dad needing to get involved at all There are plenty of dudes out there who want a woman who could beat the piss out of them. |
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Post by XIII on Dec 8, 2023 14:41:44 GMT -5
Feel a bit bad for her tbh. Seen a lot of cruel comments online That’s the perfect example of keyboard warriors though. Does anyone really think that they would say anything like that to her in real life especially if Brock was around? Brock lives to beat ass. I remember when McAfee asked him about the fan running up on Seth Rollins that time and Brock was like “I wish someone would run up on me like that” 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 8, 2023 14:45:01 GMT -5
Whoever the smallest woman in the roster is at that point needs to eat the multiple powerbombs ala Spike Dudley. Let's just hope that if she wrestles whomever the female equivalent of Kurt Angle is at Wrestlemania, she doesn't land on her head doing a shooting star press.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 8, 2023 15:01:19 GMT -5
Yeah it's pretty f***ing horrible, and being Brock's kid meant she was inevitably going to get attention anyway That said, she is absolutely going to at some point find at least one life partner who treasures her, cherishes her, and knows how to treat someone, and a bunch of incels on the internet who've never touched a woman calling her ugly will seem a bit less important She also clearly could beat the everloving shit out of any of them if they ever try it to her face without her dad needing to get involved at all There are plenty of dudes out there who want a woman who could beat the piss out of them. Yup. I'm one! I have been the guy who has cherished someone like her before. She will, if anything, be fighting men off with her bare f***ing hands |
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 8, 2023 15:06:04 GMT -5
There are plenty of dudes out there who want a woman who could beat the piss out of them. Yup. I'm one! I have been the guy who has cherished someone like her before. She will, if anything, be fighting men off with her bare f***ing hands Hell, I know one in particular (nobody here would know him) who wants one who'll actually try to kill him. |
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