"I got a call from Shawn Michaels" - CM Punk

[Gawk Rivers]

VON WAGNER...I KNOW HYOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL...BUT IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED

[Gawk Rivers]

BRON BREAKKER...BIG DOG..HEH...I GOT A GUY I WANT YOU TO MEET HIS NAME IS LARRY AND HE'S 10x THE DOG YOU'LL EVER BE 



CM PUNK AND THE P STANDS FOR POUND

[gritizen]

TONY D'ANGLEO...I DONT KNOW IF YOU WANT ME HERE OR NOT...BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M ONE BILL PHIL, I WEIGH WAY MORE THAN TWO DIMES.

[Gawk Rivers]

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

“He showed me this map and I’m like, man, this place has everything!”

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 8, 2023 23:04:17 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

“He showed me this map and I’m like, man, this place has everything!”

AND I'M TELLING Y'ALL THE BAKERIES ARE GREAT 

[Chiral]

"I'M LIKE THE NXT PARKING LOT BECAUSE I WILL GET IN PHYSICAL ALTERCATIONS AND MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT"
*crickets*

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gritizen Gawk Rivers Stop trying to sell me on Punk in NXT, it's starting to work.

[Gawk Rivers]

Xyon Quinn...You wanna run it straight? 

I'm gonna make it real gay for you, buddy.

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 8, 2023 23:07:14 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

gritizen Gawk Rivers Stop trying to sell me on Punk in NXT, it's starting to work.

It's literally the best thought experiment since the trolley 

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Dec 8, 2023 22:58:32 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

This made me think of that one Livejournal post.

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"Ilja Dragunov, you think you're a dragon, but buddy, it's your title reign that's a-draggin'."

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Dec 8, 2023 23:07:13 GMT -5 Chiral said:

"I'M LIKE THE NXT PARKING LOT BECAUSE I WILL GET IN PHYSICAL ALTERCATIONS AND MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT"
*crickets*

I don't know if you saw his promo tonight, but he made a joke about not punching people in the face backstage and it hardly got a reaction.

[Jindrak Mark]

I have to sit up here because we have an irresponsible person who calls himself a Dean who couldn’t manage a f***ing Target. The only Andre I'm chasing is 3000. Alexa, play "That Night in Hawaii When I Turned into a Panther and Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild."

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

LEXIS KING .... AFTER SEEING YOU, I DON'T CALL BRIAN PILLMAN 'THE LOOSE CANNON' ANYMORE ... I CALL HIM 'LOOSE CONDOM'

[Gawk Rivers]

[face to face nose to nose dripping sweat] Bron...You wanna step to the best? You wanna take that gamble? Well you're looking at the dealer. Go fish.

[gritizen]

CARMELO HAYES...MELO DONT MISS, WELL I DO...YOUR MATCHES BECAUSE I GO TAKE A PISS.

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When someone loses a Heritage Cup match

"And I thought the Panthers' Cup performance sucked!" (crowd doesn't give a shit because it's Florida)

[Chiral]

Dec 8, 2023 23:14:19 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

Dec 8, 2023 23:07:13 GMT -5 Chiral said:

"I'M LIKE THE NXT PARKING LOT BECAUSE I WILL GET IN PHYSICAL ALTERCATIONS AND MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT"
*crickets*

I don't know if you saw his promo tonight, but he made a joke about not punching people in the face backstage and it hardly got a reaction.

I haven't watched yet but a friend did send me that punching line lmao

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 8, 2023 23:24:01 GMT -5 gritizen said:

CARMELO HAYES...MELO DONT MISS, WELL I DO...YOUR MATCHES BECAUSE I GO TAKE A PISS.

MELO..AS A GREAT MAN ONCE SAID TO A GUY YOU MIGHT KNOW..

YOUR WIFE TASTES LIKE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS