It's Chiral watches NXT late time
-Melo Peter Griffin moment
-I kind of hate Cora's heel promos and not in a good heel work way, they're so forced sounding and sound so similar to like every single post heel turn promo on nxt, IDK how to describe it LMAO "YU PEEPUL"
-HBK looooooves the “one person interrupts the next” promo train segment
-“Disorder all around us.” is kind of a fire line just to be describing the fifteenth random brawl in NXT this week
-I don’t think there’s anyone in wrestling that captures creepy little f***in weirdo quite like Noam Dar
-HEY THAT WAS AN ENTRANCE THEN OTHER THING TROPE
-I hope briggs and jensen don’t split they’re the kind of team I just don’t wanna see split up
-the flashy film grain on the main titantron must be awful if you’re in the audience lol
-I suddenly miss the rainbow paint splatter + white aesthetic from nxt 2.0. it was ugly AF especially like in the arena but it was really unique
-oh man that powerbomb hurracanrana over the top rope spot lol
-“I’ll tell you later.” not suspicious at all melo!!!!
-these f***ing CAW ass dudes, this is the true spirit of NXT this is NXT gameshow version’s legacy continuing on, they all even have FCW name generator names
-DUDE IN A SUIT
-INTANGIBLE: GRIT
-Riley osborne is looking pretty optimistic about Chase U in spite of all the calamities his college is having
-I want an intangible to just be like “NONE” for one of these guys
-GET THIS LOSER OUT OF HERE I WANT THE BREAKOUT STARS
-lmao at the 1st round guys just like “well whatever we have a match”
-dragon lee’s speedo looking even tinier than normal
-does bate have to have the underpants lines on his trunks? can’t he have knee pads?
-wait this is a battle of nakey dudes pretty much
-“the heritage cup sucks dude why do you want that”
-Jensen gonna be the saddest betrayer ever when Briggs pushes him to it by ignoring him for singles shit like the heritage cup
-damn they’re loving the entrance then other thing trope I DONT GET IT WHY STRUCTURE YOUR SHOW LIKE THIS
-GM Ava Raine sounds like a high school theater actor
-Lexis King sucks in that kind of way where I want to see more of him if that makes sense
-yo what the F*** is happening in this match oh my god dijak is bleeding profusely, the rope just exploded, thorpe is in agony
-vic was laughing at thorpe there lmao
-chase u’s debt crisis still having the triumphant music intro LMAO
-chase u makes like negative sense and I have no idea what this debt crisis could be building to match wise but I think the absurdity is one of the best parts of the ride
-reggie made millions from SCRYPTZ merch
-keanu carver’s tron has a bionicle font that is gonna be distracting
-his name should be osborne riley and he should be alex rileys kid (also two guys with borne in their name tonight in this tournament?)
-I still miss powerpoint gulak
-chase u guy stop flexing like that you weirdo
-I’m maybe ragging on cora too much tonight but why is she moving around like she has to have a sultry hip swing in everything she does lol it’s really forced and distracting
-holy shit gacy being Weird Guy™ written by people who don’t know how to write weird guy is so amazing lmao. cuppa joe.
-the no quarter catch crew.
-melo the least suspicious wrestler of all time here
-“MELO’S GUILTY”
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