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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 11, 2024 4:44:37 GMT -5
When he was in Mid-South Wrestling, Ted DiBiase became sick one night from consuming way too many beers and hot dogs while hanging out with Dick Murdoch. He threw up out the window while Murdoch was driving down the highway, covering the outside of the car in vomit. The car had been borrowed, so DiBiase was very concerned about the mess. When they woke up the next morning, they went outside and found that a hard rain during the night had left the car spotless. Speaking of bodily functions… Jim Neidhart got blackout drunk one night when sharing a hotel room with Bret Hart. Neidhart was so f***ed up he couldn’t find the bathroom. So with Bret in the room he just pisses in the middle of the room and passed out. The next morning he is looking for the piss to clean up, but can’t find it anywhere in the room. So he decides to gather his things up to leave. He grabs his suitcase and that’s when a bunch of piss comes spilling out of his suitcase onto the floor.
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Post by johncasey on Feb 11, 2024 6:32:44 GMT -5
Pretty sure that Chris Jericho (In one of his books) stated that in one of his books, that at the WrestleMania that Mickey Rourke appeared at with 2 smallish (LOL) friends, that Vince McMahon was concerned about Rourke going into business for himself, that he told Jericho to deal with Rourke whilst he deals with the midgets, with Jericho going OKAY.
One of which was Frank Shamrock (Loved to have seen that)
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 11, 2024 8:23:03 GMT -5
Not backstage per say but Renee basically says she got married to Moxley at like 3 in the morning in their backyard because Moxley burst into their bedroom that night and just said "Let's just do this now why the f*** not?" Lmfao
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 11, 2024 8:37:43 GMT -5
youtu.be/WngpAHJNDhQ?si=4aru1nXpj4mDLnPjJim Cornette vs a Dairy Queen (Language warning) Short version: Cornette and a bunch of wrestlers go for food after a show, wait 15 minutes at a DQ drive thru, find out the staff somwhow missed the van with wrestlers packed in like a clown car and assumed the large order at this time of night was a prank. Hanger ensues.
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 11, 2024 12:07:21 GMT -5
A Jim Cornette told story: Basically a fan tackled Hercules when he was doing a run in. The police brought the guy to the back and when Hercules comes back the guy tries to apologize and Herc slaps him so hard he smacks his head on the wall and knocks the dude out. The Midnight Express step over the guy have a full match come back and have to step over the guy again as the dude is still laid out and an ambulance is coming. Cornette asks Hercules if he was so mad why didn’t he punch him, which Hercules replies “Oh Jimmy, If you hit someone with your fist you could hurt them.” He also has a good Hercules story about a car door being torn off by another vehicle and I think Hercules had been holding on to the door. I can't remember the specifics but it was funny. There's another Herc story from the WWF (told by Heenan) where one of his boots went missing, so he just got dressed without the one boot and started heading out to have his match like that. Vince or one of the agents stopped him before the curtain but it went completely over Herc's head that this was a problem and he went out and did the match anyway.
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Post by XIII on Feb 11, 2024 13:09:26 GMT -5
I’ll probably never get tired of the HHH one where he’s complaining that no one will believe that Kurt Angle can beat him because he’s so much bigger…so Gerald Brisco says “well, why don’t you try him then” and HHH just walks off muttering.
Then the one where HHH tells Scott Steiner to prove he’s clean and do a steroid test… so Scott is like “I’ll only do it if you take one too.” and it’s never mentioned again,
HHH gets owned a lot backstage. 😂
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 11, 2024 13:47:10 GMT -5
The story CM punk told about his 'falls count anywhere' match against Homicide in FIP (Florida), with the fall happening on the stage of the strip club next door, was hilarious.
Another CM Punk one was the story about him and Samoa Joe going to the bar and ending up in a some sort of award show for strip clubs.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 11, 2024 14:37:49 GMT -5
A Jim Cornette told story: Basically a fan tackled Hercules when he was doing a run in. The police brought the guy to the back and when Hercules comes back the guy tries to apologize and Herc slaps him so hard he smacks his head on the wall and knocks the dude out. The Midnight Express step over the guy have a full match come back and have to step over the guy again as the dude is still laid out and an ambulance is coming. Cornette asks Hercules if he was so mad why didn’t he punch him, which Hercules replies “Oh Jimmy, If you hit someone with your fist you could hurt them.” He also has a good Hercules story about a car door being torn off by another vehicle and I think Hercules had been holding on to the door. I can't remember the specifics but it was funny. Speaking of Cornette and car doors, the story of Bubba Rogers accidentally getting his hand slammed in the car door, and keeping silent...until people were gone and then he started bawling. Because he couldn't sell it when fans were looking.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 12, 2024 18:25:13 GMT -5
In his third book Chris Jericho tells a story about The Great Khali and The Big Show getting into a fist fight backstage during a house show after Khali stole Show's *Shhhhh Chop* spot, likening the scene to a couple of Kaiju going at one another in a monster movie. And it also had this funny exchange between the two:
Show: You're the shits, you know that?
Khali: You're the shits too bro!
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Post by Andee9001 on Feb 12, 2024 19:17:37 GMT -5
Lance Storm told the story where after Juventud was arrested in Australia after going on a drug fuelled escapade WCW released him from his contract. They announced on their website he was fired and put his real name instead of his wrestler name. Only they put Chavo Guerreros real name instead. Eddie then called up Chavo freaking out thinking Chavo was on drugs.
Another Juventud one but this one isn't that funny. He was playing a rib in a parking lot that he was going to run over Brad Armstrong. Only Juvi was so high that actually did end up running over Brad.
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Post by tirtefaa on Feb 12, 2024 19:38:29 GMT -5
Then the one where HHH tells Scott Steiner to prove he’s clean and do a steroid test… so Scott is like “I’ll only do it if you take one too.” and it’s never mentioned again, HHH gets owned a lot backstage. 😂 My favorite Scott Steiner story was after a road rage incident while in the late years of WCW. Scott decided to just plead guilty because he was adamant that no jury would declare him "not guilty" based on his heel character he was doing at the time.
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 12, 2024 19:42:01 GMT -5
Then the one where HHH tells Scott Steiner to prove he’s clean and do a steroid test… so Scott is like “I’ll only do it if you take one too.” and it’s never mentioned again, HHH gets owned a lot backstage. 😂 My favorite Scott Steiner story was after a road rage incident while in the late years of WCW. Scott decided to just plead guilty because he was adamant that no jury would declare him "not guilty" based on his heel character he was doing at the time. Speaking of Big Poppa Pump... the story about him changing in the car while he was at TNA, did that start as a rib? Or did he just didn't know they had actual locker rooms that they could use for some reason?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2024 20:01:21 GMT -5
The entirety of how Johnny Mundo and Taya met.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 13, 2024 14:01:12 GMT -5
I actually didn't even tell the story correctly. Low Ki didn't want to do the honors because it "wouldn't be realistic" which is what triggered Super Dragon's response. The stupid motherf***er bought into his own gimmick so much that he thought that losing to a man quite literally 3 times his size with an amateur background was unrealistic. Has any wrestler in history bought into his own gimmick more than Low Ki? Akira Maeda?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 13, 2024 14:17:02 GMT -5
Has any wrestler in history bought into his own gimmick more than Low Ki? Akira Maeda? The original Low Ki...
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Post by bob on Feb 13, 2024 14:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 13, 2024 17:28:55 GMT -5
In his third book Chris Jericho tells a story about The Great Khali and The Big Show getting into a fist fight backstage during a house show after Khali stole Show's *Shhhhh Chop* spot, likening the scene to a couple of Kaiju going at one another in a monster movie. And it also had this funny exchange between the two: Show: You're the shits, you know that? Khali: You're the shits too bro! Props to Khali for not denying it.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Feb 13, 2024 19:56:36 GMT -5
I actually didn't even tell the story correctly. Low Ki didn't want to do the honors because it "wouldn't be realistic" which is what triggered Super Dragon's response. The stupid motherf***er bought into his own gimmick so much that he thought that losing to a man quite literally 3 times his size with an amateur background was unrealistic. Has any wrestler in history bought into his own gimmick more than Low Ki? My favourite story about Low Ki being a massive mark for himself is the one about him arriving in a dressing room, dropping his bag, and loudly announcing "Gentlemen, I am here to fight." On a similar note I heard a story earlier about another self-marking twat, Davey Richards, showing up for the King of Europe Cup in 2007 and introducing himself to his opponent the Zebra Kid as "Davey Richards, four years. I guess I'll be leading tonight, kid", oblivious to the fact that his opponent was a fifteen year veteran (and two years older). The other wrestlers apparently all thought it was hilarious and spent the whole weekend introducing themselves to each other as "Chris Hero, nine years", and so on.
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Post by Psicofreak667 on Feb 13, 2024 22:34:56 GMT -5
When WCW was putting the Misfits In Action together, the original plan was for Van Hammer's MIA character to be named Private Stash.
Van Hammer threw a fit over having the lowest 'rank' in the stable, leading to his name becoming Major Stash.
Just the image of Van f***ing Hammer throwing a tantrum over his name...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2024 23:17:00 GMT -5
When WCW was putting the Misfits In Action together, the original plan was for Van Hammer's MIA character to be named Private Stash. Van Hammer threw a fit over having the lowest 'rank' in the stable, leading to his name becoming Major Stash. Just the image of Van f***ing Hammer throwing a tantrum over his name... my rank in this fake army gimmick is too low!
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