Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Feb 14, 2024 2:21:43 GMT -5
Hi guys.
Super random and perhaps stupid, but I was at work pulling a night shift and bored out of my skull. Anyway, somehow I came to taking a "Drunken Sailor" song and replacing "sailor" with "wrestler" and it kind of went from there.
Basically, it went like "What do we do with a drunken wrestler/Early in the morning", and from there my stupid brain came up with lines like "put him in the ring with Hardcore Holly", "make him job to Brooklyn Brawler", "stick him on "Heat" and forget about him", "send his ass to Ohio Valley" and "have Vince Russo write his angles".
Just thought I'd share. I'll see myself out.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Feb 14, 2024 2:28:01 GMT -5
I can't be the only one who thought this thread would be about the time Jon Moxley got absolutely wasted as part of a deathmatch tournament and sang Sweet Caroline.
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tafkaga
Don Corleone
the Dogfather
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Post by tafkaga on Feb 14, 2024 14:08:25 GMT -5
I thought this would be about the time Jake Roberts pretended to be drunk to fool Jerry Lawler.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Feb 14, 2024 14:10:41 GMT -5
I read the title and this was my immediate thought:
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 15, 2024 19:20:00 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about The Sandman
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 15, 2024 19:25:32 GMT -5
Kevin Nash doing cannonballs into the pool at Spring Break Nitro was my go-to.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 16, 2024 5:54:42 GMT -5
My first thought was the awful "Last Call" Scott Hall gimmick.
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Post by The Barber on Feb 16, 2024 6:49:21 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan was allegedly drunk during Hog Wild 96, but I can't hear it.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 16, 2024 9:45:51 GMT -5
My first thought was Hawk falling off the Titantron
It's like a Rorschach Test
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 16, 2024 14:43:24 GMT -5
Reminds me of when Jack Evans did a drunken master shtick against Sami Callihan in PWG. Pretty funny spot, and worth the look up.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Feb 16, 2024 15:26:05 GMT -5
My first thought was the Andre v Studdmatch where Andre got put in a front face lock because he fell asleep for a legit five minutes
EDIT: it was almost 9 minutes
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 17, 2024 0:03:45 GMT -5
His real name was Scott Hall, he wrestled as Razor Ramon in the WWF from like 92-96.
I assume this answers your question, I didn't read the OP.
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Post by 06vwgti on Feb 17, 2024 0:54:52 GMT -5
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