Does Paul Heyman keep a separate phone for every contact?

[Lizuka #BLM]

No wonder ECW went under, man, spend better.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I wear different socks for each toe, I feel like this is about as normal. There's nothing wrong with that.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Now canonically, he does not know how to conference call.

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

I love how his phones have a little Rock bull and a Bloodline logo on them.

[mattyy]

He also still receives fax messages from Steve Austin.

[Talent Name]

Paul turns himself into a cat during zoom calls and can't fix it

[Ryushinku]

In a box in a forgotten storage bay, lays a very dusty and very large phone with Tommy Dreamer's name scribbled on it.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Feb 26, 2024 23:08:35 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn said:

I love how his phones have a little Rock bull and a Bloodline logo on them.

You don't want to know what's on his Brock phone.

[Perd]

Mint Mobile is just such a bargain.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

He also has contacts and thus phones for the following: CM Punk, Curtis Axel, Sandman, Claudio Castagnoli, Big Show, Kurt Angle, Doug Basham, Steven Richards, the current members of Iron Monkey, Solo Sikoa, Devin Townsend, a wheel of aged cheddar, himself, Michael Cole, that guy in the tenth row up who has the "NODQCAW.COM" sign, Aerith Gainsborough, a dozen wood ducks, a dozen ducks made of wood (do not confuse the two), this person, the ghost of Rod Serling, Snoopy, Chad Gable, Ivar, IYO SKY, Adam Cole, Adam Page, Adam Sandler, Adam Archuleta, the Adam Sandler that works on The Price Is Right, Drew Carey, Drew McIntyre, Drew Bledsoe, Drew Barrymore, Barry Sanders, Deion Sanders, Winnie The Pooh who lives under the name SANDERS, Pinnie the Whoo (goddamnit, this post should have stayed at home), Pinhead, Doug Bradley, Doug Williams, Rob Terry, Nick Aldis, Mickie James, Jessie and James from Team Rocket, Herbie Hancock (who composed "Rocket"), Stacy Keibler, the Keebler elves, Elf On A Shelf, Cirno Across From A Sterno, another person, Person Man, Particle Man, a sheet of particleboard (NOT the same thing as OSB or MDF), MJF, MLB, NBA, NHL, NFL, USPS, AJCA, ROH, DPW, OOTP Developments, TGIF Fridays, Jason Voorhees, Richard Karn, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Among others.

[chazraps]

He has two phone: one for the plug and one for the load.

[fw91]

I mean if Rock and Roman both send him nudes, it's a smart move.

[CMWaters]

I mean, given what we saw of him during his Paul E. Dangerously days, can we just assume that he has a phone fetish?