Book the worst 60 minute Iron Man Match

[willywonka666]

El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez vs. The Yet-Taaaaay

[Spider2024]

Festus vs anyone (remember, the bell would be rung after each fall.)

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

George Gulas vs NWA era Tyrus.

[Soultastic]

Anyone vs Evil w/House of Torture

[cassonova]

Alabama Doink vs. Tyrus.

[tafkaga]

Feb 27, 2024 9:23:27 GMT -5 willywonka666 said:

El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez vs. The Yet-Taaaaay

Gonzalez in his naked suit wouldn't stand a chance against a horny YETAY.  That would be a match made in heaven for the Yetay, and for poor Jorge 60 minutes of pure hell.

[FinalGwen]

Val Venis vs Tyrus.

[WayTooPolitical]

Feb 27, 2024 9:43:09 GMT -5 cassonova said:

Alabama Doink vs. Tyrus.

The match takes place in the parking lot of the Golden Corral, of course. 45 minutes of the match is actually just AL Doink and Tyrus eating dinner at the Golden Corral.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart just do nothing for an hour.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

FTR and Wheeler Yuta vs. Gallus.

[fg]

Happy Humphrey (at his heaviest) vs Yokozuna (at his heaviest). They go 60 minutes and it ends in a tie. To determine the winner, they wrestle in a 60 minute overtime…while one fan yells: “FIGHT FOREVER!”

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Current Brock Lesnar vs Current Shane McMahon

They may both explode within seven minutes.

[mcstoklasa]

Ryback Vs 2018 Kane

[Bo Rida]

I think bland would be worse than something terrible which you could laugh at.

Something like Mike Bennett vs Kevin Thorne. Without their valets of course.

[Jaws the Shark]

Tony Atlas vs. Ted Arcidi.

[tafkaga]

Andre the Giant vs. Big John Studd most slams in an hour match

[cassonova]

Feb 27, 2024 9:58:02 GMT -5 WayTooPolitical said:

Feb 27, 2024 9:43:09 GMT -5 cassonova said:

Alabama Doink vs. Tyrus.

The match takes place in the parking lot of the Golden Corral, of course. 45 minutes of the match is actually just AL Doink and Tyrus eating dinner at the Golden Corral.

That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!

[Ultimo Gallos]

Feb 27, 2024 9:43:09 GMT -5 cassonova said:

Alabama Doink vs. Tyrus.

Which Bama Doink? OG or the current one? OG had more charisma but the current one is a better wrestler.

For me it would be The Nick Mason Experience vs JC Stokes.

One sucked and quick before his hit 20 years old. The other sucked and kept going until he couldn't get booked. So started a fed then sold that and is retired now.

[EZ: Brainy Bae]

Kevin Owens vs AJ Styles

[Ultimo Gallos]

Feb 27, 2024 9:58:02 GMT -5 WayTooPolitical said:

Feb 27, 2024 9:43:09 GMT -5 cassonova said:

Alabama Doink vs. Tyrus.

The match takes place in the parking lot of the Golden Corral, of course. 45 minutes of the match is actually just AL Doink and Tyrus eating dinner at the Golden Corral.

Well OG AL DOink did get everyone a free meal at Golden Corral that match. "Heidenreich walked in with his duffel. Went up the the meat area and started filling up tupperware out of his duffel."

Was told by someone that worked the show "Bama Doink made huge money off that. It was a sold show. And Doink sold piles of pics/shirts and other gimmmicks.

The pics was a warehouse find of WWF era Doink pics he got almost free.