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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 15, 2024 13:19:04 GMT -5
When someone makes a ridiculous suggestion, that often gets a Dr. Evil “How about no?” out of me. I usually don’t follow up with a “crazy dutch bastard” unless I’m close enough with them.
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Mar 15, 2024 13:46:57 GMT -5
I always quote the "where nothing can possi-blye go wong. Er, possi_bly go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
From the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 15, 2024 15:33:54 GMT -5
You keep using that word. I do not think it mean what you think it means.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Mar 15, 2024 19:17:34 GMT -5
Several Simpsons quotes :
“There’s your answer, fish bulb” Normally after my wife or I ask a question about something. “Your theories are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter” Normally after some swivel-eyed loon is talking bollocks. “Yeah, think about it” Normally after one of us lets out a particularly loud fart. “I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner” See above. “So I notice your home smells of faeces” Again, a fart joke or if one of us has just dropped the kids off at the pool.
A few from The Thick of It
“How are the maintenance payments going on your bastard?” When someone with a love child is on TV “You always have such a pained expression. Do you take it up the chutney?” When someone always looks miserable. “f*** you all up the wrong-un. Ta ta!” When we’re angry at a group of people.
There’s also an episode of One Foot in the Grave where Victor is talking in his sleep. It’s mostly jibberish but the one word you can clearly hear him say is “Pastry”. So any time we’re watching a show and someone says “pastry”, I have to pretend to be Victor talking in his sleep. This is particularly joyous when it’s Pastry Week in The Great British Bake-Off and they say the word at least fifty times.
And any time someone asks me a question that I wouldn’t know the answer to (like “guess who I bumped into today?”) I steal a line from Men Behaving Badly and answer “the actor Christopher Timothy?”
And I have been known to quote a line from the 1991 film Toy Soldiers. There’s a scene when the boys are ringing a dial-a-wank line and speaking to some woman who is discussing her body and what she is going to do to herself for their pleasure/amusement. The Dean happens to click on the line just in time to hear the woman say “my nipples are dark red”..
One day I’ll grow up.
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schma
Hank Scorpio
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Post by schma on Mar 15, 2024 21:30:54 GMT -5
When someone tells me they have a question, I will sometimes blurt out "42". It would be nice if I didn't have to then explain it every time. Though I suppose that is not tv, so that might be why.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 15, 2024 22:18:39 GMT -5
Somewhat obscure one that I like to use when I can:
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Post by rainandlava on Mar 15, 2024 22:57:01 GMT -5
I always laugh like Beavis & Butt-Head whenever I find something very funny.
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schma
Hank Scorpio
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Post by schma on Mar 16, 2024 0:32:26 GMT -5
Alan Tudyk in resident human will sometimes declare 'this is some bullshit' in the odd way that an alien mimicking a human would. I find myself often doing a poor approximation of it.
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Post by yokohamacpfc on Mar 16, 2024 1:02:12 GMT -5
The lady who sits across from me at work is from The Philippines so she is fluent in English but has little knowledge or interest in Western pop culture much preferring stuff from her own country as well as K-dramas and K-pop. As a result, I've managed to pass off most of the best Simpsons quotes (seasons 3-11 only of course!) as my own. "Weaseling out of things is important to learn, it's what separates us from the animals! Well, apart from the weasel" is the one that has gotten the most laughs.
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Post by cuppacoffee - slight return on Mar 16, 2024 1:22:40 GMT -5
Students always ask me what we’re doing today at the start I’d lessons. My reply is invariably “Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world.”
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Mar 16, 2024 12:17:22 GMT -5
There's a ton, but was just reminded of one from MASH:
"He's what Freud used to call 'spooky'."
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Zone Was Wrong
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Currently living off the high that AEW brings every Wednesday and Friday
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Mar 16, 2024 13:19:51 GMT -5
Lots of MST3K
"There, sure glad I don't look stupid." if I'm dressing up
"Of course it's phallic, why wouldn't it be."
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 16, 2024 14:20:38 GMT -5
"You're not being fair to Flair!" (Royal Rumble 1992) "That's a jizz-free ficus!" (American Pie) "Jesus tap-dancing Christ..." (South Park) "You're not going to go all 'piggly-wiggly' on me are you?" (Mike and Molly) "FOLD IN THE CHEESE!!" (Schitt's Creek)
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 16, 2024 14:31:09 GMT -5
You'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing pants.
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Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 16, 2024 18:48:47 GMT -5
When someone tells me they have a question, I will sometimes blurt out "42". It would be nice if I didn't have to then explain it every time. Though I suppose that is not tv, so that might be why. There was a tv mini series of HHGttG. Covers the first 2 books.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 16, 2024 21:06:25 GMT -5
You'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing pants. I think you’ve conflated two quotes. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel and I have misplaced my pants.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Mar 17, 2024 14:03:28 GMT -5
I think this one came from a early episode of Top Chef or Next Food Network Star...
"It is what it is."
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on Mar 17, 2024 15:34:31 GMT -5
I've literally lost count of how many I do every day.
My best friend and I a few years ago decided to talk in nothing but movie quotes and see how long it would take for his wife to catch on. It took a bit and was finally when we started quoting "Super Troopers".
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 17, 2024 20:22:22 GMT -5
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