Great lines in terrible movies.

[ToyfareMark]

I have to admit that I'm a fan of some terrible movies. I know they're bad, but enjoy them anyway. One of the reasons is because there are lines in many of them that just get into my brain and stay there forever. So I'll start this off with some lines from one of the worst sequels ever, Caddyshack 2.

"Your horse has quite a gas problem"
"It's not the horse"

"You're not being the ball, be the ball"
"Look why don't you be the ball. If I wanted to be a piece of sports equipment, I'd be a ladies bycycle seat."

I guess your milage will vary on those, but I love them. What are some other examples?

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

"I'm taking you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the BLOOD BANK!"
-Steven Seagal

[chrom]

"A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for those who cannot"

From Barnyard of all movies

[thechase]

Fool! You are no longer my equal! I am more than man! More than life! I... am... a... GOD!

-Skeletor, Masters of the Universe

[Hit Girl]

"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set after I kidnap the Queen"

[DSR]

May 1, 2024 10:54:25 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set after I kidnap the Queen"

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me...it was Tuesday."

I love that this has actually become an iconic, repeatedly referenced line.

[James Fabiano]

May 1, 2024 13:30:42 GMT -5 DSR said:

May 1, 2024 10:54:25 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set after I kidnap the Queen"

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me...it was Tuesday."

I love that this has actually become an iconic, repeatedly referenced line.

Even in the video games apparently!

"OF COURSE!"

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

"I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying to save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that f***ed your wife."

I don't like The Last Boy Scout, but that line has stuck with me for 25 years.

[The Thread Barbi]

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY" from Suburban Commando.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I know In The Army Now isn't some great work of art, but I lose it every time I watch the scene where Lori Petty's like "hey at least we're free" and David Allan Grier replies "yeah, and we're gonna die free!"

[DiBiase is Good]

“We’re pink. Like vaginas”
Employee of the Month

[Hit Girl]

"This is why Superman works alone"

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted"

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Southland Tales

[ace]

The latest Haunted Mansion is an abysmal movie. It is crammed with noise and effects. And yet…in the climax of the movie when the bad guy inexplicable played by Jared Leto despite being all CGI and using a modified voice offers the main character the chance to see his wife again and tell her that he loves her…the thing he has been destroyed by and wanted most since she died…I got a lump in my throat when he said “She knows” and kicked him into hell.

Most of that was performance based because LaKeith Stanfield managed to nail the emotional through line of his story amidst all the nonsense. But still.

What makes it funnier was that I saw it in one of those 4DX theaters where the seats jostle you and there are wind and rain and light effects…and I’m sitting there a 44 year old man looking around the theater thinking to myself…”you’re not going to cry at Haunted Mansion”

[Scoops]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created".

Spy Kids 2

[Sephiroth]

“I will kill you!”

You just tried. But I forgive you.”

Robocop 2

[mcmahonfan85]

May 1, 2024 13:30:42 GMT -5 DSR said:

May 1, 2024 10:54:25 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

"Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set after I kidnap the Queen"

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me...it was Tuesday."

I love that this has actually become an iconic, repeatedly referenced line.

uh, this is "great lines in terrible movies", not "great lines in awesomely awesome movies"

[ToyfareMark]

National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1

"I didn't realize how neglected she felt until the night she shit in my shoes"

Police Academy 3

"Sir we have reports of a naked man terrorizing the building"

"Well he's obviously not at this table"

[El Pollo Guerrera]

"The Law of Nature is Survive, and the Law of Man is Obey, but the Law of God is Love."

From a bad 70s thriller called "The Night God Screamed". I ain't a religious person but that's a good line.

[fw91]

10 To Midnight
Psycho serial rapist killer:" So go ahead. Arrest me. Take me in. You can't punish me! I'm sick! You can't punish me for being sick! All you can do is lock me up! But not forever. One day I'll get out. That's the law! I'll be back! You'll here from me! You and the whole f***ing world!"

Charles Bronson: "No we won't." (Shoots guy in head)