Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on May 11, 2024 16:08:09 GMT -5
With the end of an era, my one regret is that we didn’t get at least a brief return to heel Jerry Lawler. He was just so damn good at it and was at his wittiest and funniest when he could play the heel. So I figure it could be fun to speculate-what would heel Jerry Lawler have to say about today’s WWE (beyond ranting about puppies mind you)?
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 11, 2024 16:12:41 GMT -5
he's always been heel to me lmao.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on May 11, 2024 17:03:00 GMT -5
He’d probably just be a Bloodline suckup and a Ripley/Bianca punching bag after he gets inappropriately horny.
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DichEvans
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Post by DichEvans on May 11, 2024 19:20:33 GMT -5
A lot of Lawler's schtick is to be over the top offensive and from a bygone era that does not work anymore.
I don't even mind offensive humor, but when you do it the volume he does, it just feels lazy.
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on May 11, 2024 20:48:20 GMT -5
Didn't they try heel Lawler again a few years back (want to say shortly before the Pandemic era)?
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fg
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Post by fg on May 11, 2024 20:50:53 GMT -5
Didn't they try heel Lawler again a few years back (want to say shortly before the Pandemic era)? Yes. I want to say it was in 2016. I know he predicted that Kalisto was going to lose the US title to ADR and was upset when he didn’t. It didn’t last. |
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schma
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Post by schma on May 11, 2024 22:04:19 GMT -5
With the end of an era, my one regret is that we didn’t get at least a brief return to heel Jerry Lawler. He was just so damn good at it and was at his wittiest and funniest when he could play the heel. So I figure it could be fun to speculate-what would heel Jerry Lawler have to say about today’s WWE (beyond ranting about puppies mind you)? Heel Jerry Lawler was terrible the first time around. Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!
(puppies and blatantly kissing the ass of heels were his entire personality. Remove puppies and you remove 2/3 of him)
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Post by papagiorgio on May 11, 2024 22:38:07 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler and the LWO would be like Bobby Heenan/Jesse Ventura and Tito Santana.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 11, 2024 23:52:53 GMT -5
I’m good never having to hear him ruin a woman’s wrestling match with his drooling and breast-ogling ever again.
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Post by Aceorton on May 12, 2024 2:27:06 GMT -5
"R-Truth's so confused, he thinks the Green Bay Packers are a moving company."
[crickets]
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 12, 2024 5:44:03 GMT -5
Only if he were in pre-puppies mode.
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Post by doinkmark on May 12, 2024 10:16:32 GMT -5
The old company released people too. Like Droz. Talk about a guy who should've had a job for life.
Lawler will be fine. Indy shows. Convention appearances. Maybe AEW bids on him. Really I hope he can just be healthy and quietly retire.
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Post by nevthebassist on May 12, 2024 17:51:25 GMT -5
I'll have to dig out whatever 2k game it was, just so I can repeatedly hear, "I dated a redhead once. No hair, just a red head."
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on May 12, 2024 21:15:33 GMT -5
I'll have to dig out whatever 2k game it was, just so I can repeatedly hear, "I dated a redhead once. No hair, just a red head." what about his work WWF Attitude? "If brains were a job, X would be on welfare!" |
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Post by Hypnosis on May 12, 2024 21:26:44 GMT -5
I'll have to dig out whatever 2k game it was, just so I can repeatedly hear, "I dated a redhead once. No hair, just a red head." what about his work WWF Attitude? "If brains were a job, X would be on welfare!" "Save the whales. Collect the whole set!" |
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fg
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Post by fg on May 13, 2024 10:23:30 GMT -5
The old company released people too. Like Droz. Talk about a guy who should've had a job for life. Lawler will be fine. Indy shows. Convention appearances. Maybe AEW bids on him. Really I hope he can just be healthy and quietly retire. Droz was released? I thought he worked on wwe.com until he died? |
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