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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 2, 2007 11:45:48 GMT -5
"That's it! I've had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!"
Times are strange We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane. F*** em, I don't care. Bought the cheap champagne, we're going down in flames, hey.
Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive. So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes. Goodbye.
It's time to fly, to make the stars align with the turpentine lounging in their suits and ties. Watch the whore's parade for the price you paid, hey.
Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye. Honey I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes
So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes Goodbye.
Ladies and gentlemen These snakes are slitherin' with dollar signs in they eyes with tongues so reptilian This industry's venemous with cold-blooded sentiment No need for nervousness It's just a little turbulence.
So kiss me goodbye. Honey I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes Goodbye.
Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it.
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace Midtown downtown Snakes on a blog I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 2, 2007 11:50:23 GMT -5
HA HA HA! WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW B***H!
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 2, 2007 12:01:22 GMT -5
Great song.......and a great alarm song if you've got an iPod radio like I do.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 2, 2007 12:47:24 GMT -5
A better song in a similar vein would go:
....Are you ready, Are you ready for this Are you hanging on the edge of your seat Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Chorus
Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along, Without you, when you're gone You took me for everything that I had, And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied How long can you stand the heat Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Chorus
Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him You can cheat him You can treat him bad and leave him When he's down But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip Repeating the sound of the beat
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 2, 2007 13:01:51 GMT -5
toom i have to ask....... did you put money into this film?
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Post by samachine on Jan 2, 2007 13:01:56 GMT -5
That's the song with all those awful myspace band kids on it. Yeah that song was as crappy as the movie.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 3, 2007 2:55:36 GMT -5
toom i have to ask....... did you put money into this film? Bought my copy on DVD yesterday after work...so yes.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 3, 2007 2:59:18 GMT -5
That's the song with all those awful myspace band kids on it. Yeah that song was as crappy as the movie. *GASP* BLASPHEMY
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Post by Alucard on Jan 3, 2007 3:16:39 GMT -5
I got it after work too.
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 3, 2007 3:56:06 GMT -5
That's the song with all those awful myspace band kids on it. Yeah that song was as crappy as the movie. I have never read anything more wrong in my life.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 3, 2007 5:29:49 GMT -5
"That's it! I've had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!" Times are strange We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane. F*** em, I don't care. Bought the cheap champagne, we're going down in flames, hey. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive. So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes. Goodbye. It's time to fly, to make the stars align with the turpentine lounging in their suits and ties. Watch the K-Fed's parade for the price you paid, hey. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. So kiss me goodbye. Honey I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes Goodbye. Ladies and gentlemen These snakes are slitherin' with dollar signs in they eyes with tongues so reptilian This industry's venemous with cold-blooded sentiment No need for nervousness It's just a little turbulence. So kiss me goodbye. Honey I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in your eyes So kiss me goodbye. Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive So kiss me goodbye. I can see the venom in their eyes Goodbye. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace Midtown downtown Snakes on a blog I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye Is that real?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 3, 2007 5:58:42 GMT -5
Is that real?
Apparently, you've never seen Snakes On a Plane.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 3, 2007 6:05:01 GMT -5
Is that real? Apparently, you've never seen Snakes On a Plane. Well not properly
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jan 3, 2007 6:07:15 GMT -5
I may have to purchase the dvd since I saw it at Target for only $14.99., afterall, one of my heroes David Koechner is in the flick.
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Post by TripleMerc on Jan 3, 2007 7:04:55 GMT -5
I was flyin' on a plane to Californ-ai-ay, when I met this guy whose name was Sammy J, got a gin and tonic, Sapphire Bombay, Sammy said "I prefer number 10, Tanqueray," after a few, he looks me right in the eye, "keep it on the DL, I'm with the FBI, I'm on this plane to escort this guy, he can take down the mafia if he testifies," and then I felt safe, like nothing could go wrong, oh crap, there's a snake comin' out that Hootie Hoo!'s thong, I remember the time Nas spoke to me, he said "life's a B and then you D," I'm downin' my drink, gettin' ready to die, but Sammy J stands up and says "not tonight, I got a job to do, enough is enough, I've had it with these motherhugin' snakes and stuff, gonna get this guy to court, safe and sane, I want these motherhuging snakes off this motherhuging plane!" at this point I passed out after a hand-full of Xanax, and when I woke up, we were safe at LAX
Snakes,What? On a plane! We got snakes up on a plane! Snakes, What? On a plane! We got snakes! Snakes on a motherhuging plane!
I went to the bathroom to make a stink, when this motherhugin' snake came up through the sink, on a flight to hell, no time to think, gotta get to the cart and have another drink, a snake in every tube and inside every pipe, how could this be the end of my life, if airport security had let me bring a knife, I could make it home alive to my best friend's wife, they're coming up through the floor, I got bit on my hand and I'm feelin' sore, unhinged its jaw to take in my head, I wish that it was Jennifer Connelly instead
what if your dick was as big as the ocean, it'd be the only snake not encroachin', on your seat when you get them free nuts, anacondas chompin' all the fly butts, when I looked around, wished I'd taken the train, there were snakes all over the motherhugin' plane, or better yet, snakes in your brain, pulse be racin' like you're smokin' cocaine, plane stacked with snakes, the flight's non-stop, I got more butts than a cigarette shop, just another day on the TWA, suckin' out poison, don't say that I'm gay
hop on the plane, flight 121, get my big ass to the Robotz show, son, find my seat, first class, settle in, stewardess winkin' like she knows Recycle Bin, "bring a double rum and meet me in the can," "yo, Coaxke, hurry up with that crap, man, there's this fine ass Hootie Hoo!, I'ma do in the booth, get up in that crap like a ninja female anatomy sleuth," work that crap hard, leave a Hootie Hoo! screamin', little did I know, there's a grippa snakes schemin' huger bit her in the ass, man, that's whack, left the ground a player, now I'm a necrophiliac
Stolen from "Futuristic Sex Robotz", and subsequently HEAVILY censored.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 4, 2007 6:09:13 GMT -5
I may have to purchase the dvd since I saw it at Target for only $14.99., afterall, one of my heroes David Koechner is in the flick. WHAT?!?!?!?! Damn it...Target charged me 16.99 for the same movie. A**holes.
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