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Post by gritizen on May 28, 2024 22:24:07 GMT -5
I would choose them all, they are such a special live experience.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 22:24:59 GMT -5
I would download a mp3 of cicadas screeching right next to my ear to not have to watch this man wrestle again
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 28, 2024 22:25:26 GMT -5
I’m pretty much just invested in his journey into becoming a very tattooed man.
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 28, 2024 22:27:24 GMT -5
If Ridge Holland asked me for directions on the street I would tell him to f*** off back to France
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 22:29:20 GMT -5
have we tried dunking this guy in cheeto dust and letting the seagulls take care of him down at the beach
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 28, 2024 22:30:30 GMT -5
He f***ing smells dude I'm not even in the same country and I can smell him
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 22:31:22 GMT -5
if you pass me in the line to kick this guy in the balls you will live to regret it for five minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 28, 2024 22:37:42 GMT -5
I'm legit considering a brief sub to WON just so when awards time comes I can put "Turning Ridge Holland's Negative Reputation From Injuring Big E Into A Storyline" as my vote for Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic.
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Post by gritizen on May 28, 2024 22:57:12 GMT -5
Sorry, I forgot Ridge vs Joaquin Wilde. My apologies if that was your favorite Ridge match!
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 28, 2024 23:04:24 GMT -5
I'm legit considering a brief sub to WON just so when awards time comes I can put "Turning Ridge Holland's Negative Reputation From Injuring Big E Into A Storyline" as my vote for Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic. I'd vote for "Making fans watch Ridge Holland matches"
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 23:06:09 GMT -5
Sorry, I forgot Ridge vs Joaquin Wilde. My apologies if that was your favorite Ridge match! who the f*** is joaquin phoenix
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 28, 2024 23:39:43 GMT -5
If Ridge Holland was a car I would leave him parked in front of a liquor store and run away
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 28, 2024 23:54:01 GMT -5
If Ridge Holland was a dress I'd wear shorts and if Ridge Holland were shorts I'd wear pants
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Post by darbus alan on May 28, 2024 23:55:25 GMT -5
If Ridge Holland was an Amazon package, I'd let the porch pirates steal it.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 23:57:08 GMT -5
If Ridge Holland were starving and asked me for a handful of this trail mix, I would hold out my hand to lure him into thinking I would share and then pelt him with raisins until he apologized
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 29, 2024 0:00:43 GMT -5
Ridge Holland is the worst thing to happen to daughters since Cinderella
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 29, 2024 0:13:37 GMT -5
I'm legit considering a brief sub to WON just so when awards time comes I can put "Turning Ridge Holland's Negative Reputation From Injuring Big E Into A Storyline" as my vote for Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic. I'd vote for "Making fans watch Ridge Holland matches" I think he's just meh as far as in the ring but the storyline being based off a major injury that may have ended a beloved man's career and also exploiting any mental issues that may have arisen for Ridge afterwards? Yeah, that's a major GO f*** YOURSELF thing for me.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 29, 2024 0:26:07 GMT -5
I'll stop being silly for a second and just explain why a bunch of us actually hate this gimmick/character and why it's a bit different from Gallus who are just remarkably boring with some very unlikable people too. I think a lot of people don't watch NXT and are probably wondering what this guy's deal is since he's just the funny peaky blinders brutes guy on SmackDown a while back.
As the poster above mentioned, this guy's gimmick is that he hurts people and may or may not know his own strength. He is the guy who accidentally injured Big E and led to Big E still being out, maybe forever. He goes down to NXT and starts doing the same thing to other wrestlers and the audience is supposed to be intrigued by if he's actually trying to paralyze people or if he's just that unlucky. People antagonize him and act like he is a dude who paralyzes people on purpose and they even had him do it to Ilja Dragunov at one point. His matches are complete ass to meh for some people but his "big" feud is him being told by a returning spooky Shawn Spears to "embrace the anger and the rage" or some goofy blah blah bullshit trying to say he should accept he's a dude who paralyzes people because he almost paralyzed someone for real, a beloved wrestler who still can't wrestle and probably never will again.
NXT's choice after all of this is to have him interact with Chase U, a college campus type faction gimmick and they're not sure if they can trust him. Not sure if they can trust him because he paralyzes people. They all argue except for Ridge and Thea Hale, who is like 20 or something and acts like a complete child in storyline because reasons. Ridge in his infinite wisdom says shit like "you remind me so much of my daughter" and other wild ass things as she's really the only one who defends him from the rest of the guys who are like bro he paralyzes people. His entrance theme does the impossible, makes Imagine Dragons sound even worse. He just stares off into the distance as a man who might like to paralyze people for real or maybe not for real and gets zero reactions so the crowd just sits there like "yep linda, good popcorn this week, that's the guy who breaks people's necks for real, he sure is showing an interest in that one girl."
I f***ing hate this guy.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 29, 2024 0:36:51 GMT -5
I'll stop being silly for a second and just explain why a bunch of us actually hate this gimmick/character and why it's a bit different from Gallus who are just remarkably boring with some very unlikable people too. I think a lot of people don't watch NXT and are probably wondering what this guy's deal is since he's just the funny peaky blinders brutes guy on SmackDown a while back. As the poster above mentioned, this guy's gimmick is that he hurts people and may or may not know his own strength. He is the guy who accidentally injured Big E and led to Big E still being out, maybe forever. He goes down to NXT and starts doing the same thing to other wrestlers and the audience is supposed to be intrigued by if he's actually trying to paralyze people or if he's just that unlucky. People antagonize him and act like he is a dude who paralyzes people on purpose and they even had him do it to Ilja Dragunov at one point. His matches are complete ass to meh for some people but his "big" feud is him being told by a returning spooky Shawn Spears to "embrace the anger and the rage" or some goofy blah blah bullshit trying to say he should accept he's a dude who paralyzes people because he almost paralyzed someone for real, a beloved wrestler who still can't wrestle and probably never will again. NXT's choice after all of this is to have him interact with Chase U, a college campus type faction gimmick and they're not sure if they can trust him. Not sure if they can trust him because he paralyzes people. They all argue except for Ridge and Thea Hale, who is like 20 or something and acts like a complete child in storyline because reasons. Ridge in his infinite wisdom says shit like "you remind me so much of my daughter" and other wild ass things as she's really the only one who defends him from the rest of the guys who are like bro he paralyzes people. His entrance theme does the impossible, makes Imagine Dragons sound even worse. He just stares off into the distance as a man who might like to paralyze people for real or maybe not for real and gets zero reactions so the crowd just sits there like "yep linda, good popcorn this week, that's the guy who breaks people's necks for real, he sure is showing an interest in that one girl." I f***ing hate this guy. It sucks because I WANT to give the guy a chance but he's been booked like utter ass that it's turned into, "I'm gonna go watch the STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER video on loop instead' because he has a shit gimmick and is in shit stories and even if he was GUNTHER-tier levels of talent in ring I'd be like NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. That isn't really on him unless they've given him the option to tell them to shove that script up their own asses an he's refused. That's on whoever thought this shit was a good idea at ALL.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 29, 2024 0:39:39 GMT -5
I'll stop being silly for a second and just explain why a bunch of us actually hate this gimmick/character and why it's a bit different from Gallus who are just remarkably boring with some very unlikable people too. I think a lot of people don't watch NXT and are probably wondering what this guy's deal is since he's just the funny peaky blinders brutes guy on SmackDown a while back. As the poster above mentioned, this guy's gimmick is that he hurts people and may or may not know his own strength. He is the guy who accidentally injured Big E and led to Big E still being out, maybe forever. He goes down to NXT and starts doing the same thing to other wrestlers and the audience is supposed to be intrigued by if he's actually trying to paralyze people or if he's just that unlucky. People antagonize him and act like he is a dude who paralyzes people on purpose and they even had him do it to Ilja Dragunov at one point. His matches are complete ass to meh for some people but his "big" feud is him being told by a returning spooky Shawn Spears to "embrace the anger and the rage" or some goofy blah blah bullshit trying to say he should accept he's a dude who paralyzes people because he almost paralyzed someone for real, a beloved wrestler who still can't wrestle and probably never will again. NXT's choice after all of this is to have him interact with Chase U, a college campus type faction gimmick and they're not sure if they can trust him. Not sure if they can trust him because he paralyzes people. They all argue except for Ridge and Thea Hale, who is like 20 or something and acts like a complete child in storyline because reasons. Ridge in his infinite wisdom says shit like "you remind me so much of my daughter" and other wild ass things as she's really the only one who defends him from the rest of the guys who are like bro he paralyzes people. His entrance theme does the impossible, makes Imagine Dragons sound even worse. He just stares off into the distance as a man who might like to paralyze people for real or maybe not for real and gets zero reactions so the crowd just sits there like "yep linda, good popcorn this week, that's the guy who breaks people's necks for real, he sure is showing an interest in that one girl." I f***ing hate this guy. It sucks because I WANT to give the guy a chance but he's been booked like utter ass that it's turned into, "I'm gonna go watch the STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER video on loop instead' because he has a shit gimmick and is in shit stories and even if he was GUNTHER-tier levels of talent in ring I'd be like NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. That isn't really on him unless they've given him the option to tell them to shove that script up their own asses an he's refused. That's on whoever thought this shit was a good idea at ALL. It's an impossible gimmick and it's probably ruining the dude's mental health unless he was the one who came up with it and he's a sociopath if he did. f***, I forgot how they also had him fake retire by saying his mental health was failing and we had a whole day of people screaming at each other because he might have been for real and it wasn't real, dude didn't retire or even take a break at all. and if it is/was real, NXT is literally doing it to him!!!
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