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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:15:44 GMT -5
 griti kitty put the seed in my brain to do this and I wanted to do it anyway so let's f***ing go I've already screamed "oh no" out loud like 4 times seeing the fake memes and fake people |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:18:12 GMT -5
The Glob City Clippers ----------------------------- Like a good neighbour, Chris Paul is here  It's that young go hard, Blake Griffin  It's that young man & the three, JJ Redick  |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:19:07 GMT -5
Donald's mistress has hit record and hid her phone. I hope he doesn't say anything wacky.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Jun 5, 2024 12:22:01 GMT -5
Oh my god I'm just as excited for you to spend 15 hours shitting on Larry Fish as Doc as I am to watch the real show
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:23:27 GMT -5
Oh my god I'm just as excited for you to spend 15 hours shitting on Larry Fish as Doc as I am to watch the real show HE SAID UBUNTU AS A f***ING GREETING |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:25:18 GMT -5
Dude they cannot be serious with the guy they've got playing Blake Griffin. He's at a pet shop with DeAndre Jordan and just looks like one of the employees. Also Cliff Paul is here.  |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:26:11 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen Al Bundy has had enough of black people
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:30:04 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, we've reached the Doc Rivers in a Sauna With Lavar Burton section of the proceedings   f*** I need to clean the TV I'm so sorry |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 5, 2024 12:33:04 GMT -5
I love they didn't even try to replicate Doc's shoe polish bald spot hairdo.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 5, 2024 12:34:42 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, we've reached the Doc Rivers in a Sauna With Lavar Burton section of the proceedings f*** I need to clean the TV I'm so sorry I'd love it if Levar Burton wasn't originally even in the movie, he just randomly shows up in saunas around the world and they just kept filming him. |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:35:08 GMT -5
Laurence Fishburne's Doc voice is so f***ed I just spent his whole big speech to the team trying not to laugh cause dude sounds like Reverend Preacherbot from Futurama.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:35:50 GMT -5
I love they didn't even try to replicate Doc's shoe polish bald spot hairdo. He's got a f***ton of shoe polish on but they left out of the bald spot lmao |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:39:33 GMT -5
Al Bundy Sterling is on the couch watching a game and just had to stop himself from calling the ref a racial slur for giving Blake Griffin a T. We love subtlety here.
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Post by darbus alan on Jun 5, 2024 12:45:42 GMT -5
I hope they cover the deranged interview he gave to Anderson Cooper after the tape went public. It went something like this.
"Biiiiig Magic Johnson. What has he done?!"
"Well, he's a successful businessman, philanthropist, uh--"
"HE'S GOT AIDS!"
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:48:13 GMT -5
The first episode ends on Donald's mistress getting sued by his wife for being wacky or something but the tape hasn't been released yet. Also Mike Miller was apparently in this. I did not see Mike Miller in this.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:49:52 GMT -5
"Somebody went buck wild on synonyms.com"
A REAL LINE THAT JUST KICKED OFF EPISODE 2 HOLY SHIT
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:52:30 GMT -5
V Stiviano's friend that's in her car rn won't stop saying the most absurdly scuffed lines. I need help.
"what is she gonna do when we pull up in the middle of the night, give us tea and crumpets? no. she's gonna shoot our black asses"
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 12:56:42 GMT -5
Lob Township  |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 13:00:27 GMT -5
Chris Paul is getting harassed at an arcade by some 15 year old about The Clippers Curse and how they could have drafted Kobe. DeAndre Jordan is bricking shots on the child sized hoop.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 5, 2024 13:02:10 GMT -5
Every fake 2014 meme is a gateway to hell   |
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