Hulkify other TV and movies...

[WoodStoner1]

"The Gremlins was my idea too, brother. 40 years ago I told Joe Dante about the B grade horror movies that I used to watch as a kid on late night with Svengoolie, brother. Except Joe I felt could use like little creepy loud monsters who bothered everybody. It would remind me of Roddy Piper and how he'd yell and terrorize the little Hulkamaniacs, dude.

"Joe thanked me by letting me Cameo in Gremlins 2, brother..."

[WoodStoner1]

"Michael Larson was a friend of mine too, back in the day. He needed cash, so I told him that he should work that game show Press Your Luck into a shoot, dude. It would kinda be revenge for me too cause they stole my idea for the Gremlins-- see above -- and made the Whammies, Jack. So Michael totally kayfabed the game for 100,000 dizzolars, and the rest is history, brother. Then he died days later, sadly."

[The Thread Barbi]

Teeny tiny Bill Bixby brother. He wanted The Hulkster to play the Incredible Hulk, brother. But I was hanging and banging, slamming Andre all over the globe, so I told Lou Ferrigno he's got spaghetti arms and put in a good word with Kevin Fiege.

I said 'There's your Hulk', even though I had the largest arms in the world.

[thechase]

"My appearance on Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast drew higher ratings than any episode of Nitro brother"

[Sephiroth]

“As god as my witness brother! I shall never be hungry again Jack!”

[Zombie Mod]

Game of Thrones was really about my times backstage in wwf and wcw brother, everyone was after my spot at the top of the business and the gold plated iron title belts and my fighting to keep those pretenders away from my mountain of cocai...steroi...money. vince mcmahon and billionaire ted said "it would expose the business hulkster!" so I changed it to a medieval setting, I bumped into this poor unheard of down on his luck tv writer named George R.R. Lucas on the set of Thunder in Paradise jack and I explained the entire plotline to him and he wrote the best selling tv show and it's spin off book series brother.

[WoodStoner1]

I was the one who discovered Puny Pat when he was doing the local weather in LA while I was filming Rocky III in 1983, brother. I told Mizzerv Griffin, who was looking for a guy to host this new game show, to check this dude out cause he had what he was looking for. And that's how he got Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune, Jack!

Then 5 years later, the girl who turned the letters, Susan Stafford, wanted to leave to be a mom or something, brother. That's when I remembered that Vince got this good looking blonde to be the guest hostess at WrestleMania IV in 1988, dude. I got Merv on the phizzone again, and that's how he discovered Vanna White. The rest is history, Maniacs.


(Yes, I'd imagine Hogan would be totally on board with Sony's usual "Wheel began with the nighttime version and that's that" policy)

[Push R Truth]

Hulkster: "Let me tell you something, brother. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great Pay Per Views, Mr. Macho Man. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end brother. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened, jack?

But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass, brother. A New Day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small a Hulkamanic to understand why. But I think, Mr. Macho Man, I do understand. I know now brother. Superstars in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something."

Macho Man: "OH YEAHHHHH, what are we holding on to, Hulkster?"

Hulkster: "That there's a tag team championship in this world, Mr. Macho Man. And it's worth fighting for, brother!"