Dear Kevin, stop being friends with Randy Orton

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

So, Kevin Owens shows up at SmackDown, and ALL SHOW long, he'd telling anyone that will listen that he's gonna fight the Bloodline. Okay, cool.

The Street Profits offer to join forces with KO, evening the odds. Still doing okay.

The Bloodline takes out The Street Profits. KO says he'll fight them alone. Now, hang on a minute. Don't you have a tag team partner, a tag team so official you have a shirt?

Then, after KO takes a 20 year long beating in the middle of the ring, finally Randy Orton comes out to make the save. In full gear.

Why is Randy in full gear? There were no further matches announced for the evening.
Why wasn't Randy with his official tag team partner all night long? Don't tag teams watch each other's backs?
Even if Randy had other things to do, why did he, after the Street Profits got taken out, not drop whatever he was doing to back KO up?

Conclusion. Randy Orton has and always will  be, a shitty friend.

Kevin, make better choices about who you spend time with. Randy is clearly only using you because you have a car and your parents don't give you a curfew.

[ayumidah]

I mean to be fair Owens can't be hypocritical when it comes to people being shitty friends

HERE I just found this interview, they discuss if they're friends or not and Sami IS mentioned, thank you boys!

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Jun 14, 2024 23:51:26 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

I mean to be fair Owens can't be hypocritical when it comes to people being shitty friends

HERE I just found this interview, they discuss if they're friends or not and Sami IS mentioned, thank you boys!

Okay, so they're not friends.

Problem solved!

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Jun 14, 2024 23:41:55 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

So, Kevin Owens shows up at SmackDown, and ALL SHOW long, he'd telling anyone that will listen that he's gonna fight the Bloodline. Okay, cool.

The Street Profits offer to join forces with KO, evening the odds. Still doing okay.

The Bloodline takes out The Street Profits. KO says he'll fight them alone. Now, hang on a minute. Don't you have a tag team partner, a tag team so official you have a shirt?

Then, after KO takes a 20 year long beating in the middle of the ring, finally Randy Orton comes out to make the save. In full gear.

Why is Randy in full gear? There were no further matches announced for the evening.
Why wasn't Randy with his official tag team partner all night long? Don't tag teams watch each other's backs?
Even if Randy had other things to do, why did he, after the Street Profits got taken out, not drop whatever he was doing to back KO up?

Conclusion. Randy Orton has and always will  be, a shitty friend.

Kevin, make better choices about who you spend time with. Randy is clearly only using you because you have a car and your parents don't give you a curfew.

It's been long established that Randy Orton hates pants. Dude is always is in his speedos even where there's no reason for him to be. Heck he even formed a stable where he indoctrinated two other men to also never wear pants.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I don’t know why this guy won’t just take the L on the bloodline. How many times has he gotten his ass whupped by them, like 70?

This is entering Green Bay Packers/Chicago Bears territory. Sure it is officially a rivalry but let’s be real here, one side has owned the other for what feels like decades

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Jun 15, 2024 1:41:16 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I don’t know why this guy won’t just take the L on the bloodline. How many times has he gotten his ass whupped by them, like 70?

This is entering Green Bay Packers/Chicago Bears territory. Sure it is officially a rivalry but let’s be real here, one side has owned the other for what feels like decades

Are you implying that Kevin Owens has encyclopedic knowledge of American football rivalries and is recreating the Green Bay Packers/Chicago Bears entire history through the art of interpretive professional wrestling?

Do French Canadians even know the CFL is a thing?

What time is it? Who are you people?

[schma]

Jun 15, 2024 0:13:01 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

Jun 14, 2024 23:51:26 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

I mean to be fair Owens can't be hypocritical when it comes to people being shitty friends

HERE I just found this interview, they discuss if they're friends or not and Sami IS mentioned, thank you boys!

Okay, so they're not friends.

Problem solved!

Well Randy did admit in there that they are friends but he was trying to play it cool. Clearly it took so long for him to come out for the save because he didn't want to look too eager or thirsty. He had to play it cool and hold off, like those people who wait two days before calling someone after a date.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

HHH really had to remind us about BLOODLINE HEAT TM even if Roman's not here

Owens looks like a super goober in this entire feud and it really sucks.

[Nosnorb]

Next week, Kevin Owens is traded to Raw and joins up with Rey Mysterio.