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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 17:58:44 GMT -5
Far be it from me to get involved in 'celeb romance' People magazine style, but they just mentioned on PTI ( yup two mentions in two days, I'll have ALL YA'LL watchin it eventually)
Matt Leinart is apparently dating Britney Spears, after hanging out with Paris Hilton earlier in the year.. the hell? He won a national championship with USC, is currently a NFL quarterback ( yeah it's Arizona, but it's still the NFL), etc. Dude, I'm thinking you could do better than celebaskank du jour.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 3, 2007 18:00:40 GMT -5
Far be it from me to get involved in 'celeb romance' People magazine style, but they just mentioned on PTI ( yup two mentions in two days, I'll have ALL YA'LL watchin it eventually) Matt Leinart is apparently dating Britney Spears, after hanging out with Paris Hilton earlier in the year.. the hell? He won a national championship with USC, is currently a NFL quarterback ( yeah it's Arizona, but it's still the NFL), etc. Dude, I'm thinking you could do better than celebaskank du jour. At least Brady got his skank need out of his system quick with Tara Reid and has moved on to classier. Leinart is gathering STDs faster than a NYC hooker.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 3, 2007 18:01:26 GMT -5
Ya! I mean Tony Romo was/is supposedly going out with Jessica Simpson, thus Matt can do WAY better.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jan 3, 2007 18:02:36 GMT -5
Far be it from me to get involved in 'celeb romance' People magazine style, but they just mentioned on PTI ( yup two mentions in two days, I'll have ALL YA'LL watchin it eventually) Matt Leinart is apparently dating Britney Spears, after hanging out with Paris Hilton earlier in the year.. the hell? He won a national championship with USC, is currently a NFL quarterback ( yeah it's Arizona, but it's still the NFL), etc. Dude, I'm thinking you could do better than celebaskank du jour. If you're an NFL Quarterback, you have to have an STD to be in the cool crowd. Well, that's what Vick told me anyway.
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Post by MGH on Jan 3, 2007 18:03:37 GMT -5
Didn't Le Batard refer to her as "spoiled meat"?
And yes, he could do MUCH better than those 2.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:04:08 GMT -5
I still love the name Ron Mexico.. Vick HAD to have been racking his brain for a fake surname, looked out the Days Inn window and saw the Mexico Chiquito across the street.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:06:00 GMT -5
Jessica Simpson's a moron, but to my knowledge hasn't been photographed sans panties while partying leaving two children less than a year old who knows where. Besides, as of Christmas day Romo is apparently hangin out with carrie underwood anyway...
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 3, 2007 18:06:01 GMT -5
The better question, when Marcus Vick goes in for his tests, does he use the alias Bob Mexico?
And Romo is now apparently seeing Carrie Underwood of American Idol fame.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:07:13 GMT -5
I hope so.. or Ted Mexico.. something.
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Post by backstagepowers on Jan 3, 2007 18:07:40 GMT -5
I just saw this on PTI too, she looks nasty as hell now...
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 3, 2007 18:09:25 GMT -5
I hope so.. or Ted Mexico.. something. or maybe Ron Canada
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:10:51 GMT -5
That tears it, next time I use a fake name to check into a hotel, which incidentally would be the first time, I'm goin with Sam Puerto Rico.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jan 3, 2007 18:13:31 GMT -5
I still love the name Ron Mexico.. Vick HAD to have been racking his brain for a fake surname, looked out the Days Inn window and saw the Mexico Chiquito across the street. Ever play Blitz: The League? I own it but never noticed a little tidbit while playing (thanks to Wikipedia for this piece of information): Video game developer Midway Games has alluded to Vick and his Ron Mexico alter-ego in their 2006 title, Blitz: The League. Due to Midway's loss of the National Football League license (EA Sports now has exclusive NFL licensing), all teams and players in the game are fictitious. However, the "Washington Redhawks"' star quarterback is a mobile, left-handed passer named "Mike Mexico".I find that amazingly cool.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 3, 2007 18:13:37 GMT -5
it's my friend (No not Bill Simmons, the guy in the jersey) And yes, the back does say Mexico.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:14:47 GMT -5
Yeah I rented it once and died laughing when I saw that.
Well not died, cuz then I'd be posting from beyond the grave, but I laughed nonetheless.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 3, 2007 18:57:48 GMT -5
Matt just loves used up, skanky chicks.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2007 18:59:59 GMT -5
Ah, so it's occam's razor, the simplest answer really is the right one.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:32:03 GMT -5
I still love the name Ron Mexico.. Vick HAD to have been racking his brain for a fake surname, looked out the Days Inn window and saw the Mexico Chiquito across the street. Where did that story come from (never heard it)? And how much cooler would Vick be if he actually changed his legal name to Ron Mexico. As for Leinart, heard a radio station talk about it this morning. They referred to Spears as "Skank America", and had this theory: Leinart, like many young men, probably made a list of "women I'd like to bang" at around the age of 13 or 16. Most men end up ignoring that list because a) it's an unreachable set of goals, or b) they've moved on. Matt, on the other hand, is taking that list to heart and will not stop until every name is checked off.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 3, 2007 19:35:00 GMT -5
some woman acused Michael Vick of giving her herpes. She stated that he went under the alias of Ron Mexico to avoid being caught with an STD.
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Post by Black Swagger on Jan 3, 2007 20:04:42 GMT -5
Leinart probably waited all his life for the moment to tag her. Better hope K-Fed doesn't do a run-in which includes a warning through text messaging.
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